Siem de Jong (still alive)

[KaKa]

Ha! Well look at that. The saga continues. Like I said, just can't see him turning things around here. Seems his body can't handle the intensity of football on these shores.

[John P]

You have got to feel for him a bit, must be incredibly frustrating constantly getting struck down by injuries as soon as he gets fit again. He's probably on a pretty big wage though so it's probably best just to get rid of him, which is a shame because I'm sure he'd score a bucket load in the Championship if he were fit for a run of games.

[thomas]

Beyond comedy now. He's a living, breathing Murphy's Law.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Christ. I was really looking forward to seeing him play a part this season.

[Pilko]

He'll probably wake up dead tomorrow.

[RobS]

its beyond a joke now - do we have any form of insurance for this kind of thing?

[Budgie Smuggler]

The problem is, no one in their right minds would take him off our hands as they'll be lumbered with the same problem.

 

He'll more than likely see out his contract making 3 appearances off the bench every 4 months.

[Klaus]

I love the bloke me, hope he's here for years to come. Should have a forum sweepstake on his next injury.

[Hanshithispantz]

Fucking hell man, obviously not his fault and I like the lad too but this is so frustrating.

 

 

[LRD]

Were there any of our players who spent more time on the treatment table than on the pitch ffs.

[Conjo]

So he shot himself in the hamstring with a bow and arrow?

[Shearergol]

Any other useless De Jong's we can try?

[High Five o]

I kind of feel sorry for him.

[Scotty66]

Donate him to a hospital

[Guest firetotheworks]

I'm pretty sure that when this poor fucker wakes up Phil Collins's Another Day in Paradise starts as the theme tune to his life.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Were there any of our players who spent more time on the treatment table than on the pitch ffs.

 

Yes, probably quite a few!

[Guest]

Christ. We need to flog him asap, surely someone would take him off us for a couple of million

[Scoot]

What's the chances of him falling out of the plane over the Irish sea on his way home?

[ads]

I'm a big fan of De Jong but enough is enough now. Put the cunt down.

[Nattfare]

R.I.P.

 

Siem De Jong's football career

 

2007 - 2014

[huss9]

rafa and his new medical team ffs. didnt take them long to pick up the curse!

[Chicane]

This guy's a disgrace. Nobody can possibly be injured as much as he is. How the fuck does he even make it to be a professional when he's always injured? Amazing.

 

Can we just strap him to the side of the next rocket NASA sends into space?

[TRon]

Cant believe he was allowed to do that.

 

Thought he would have fired it backward, or held onto the arrow.

 

Also thought it was Klopp for a second.

 

 

 

twang!

 

Prophetic as it turns out, although I wasn't referring to his hamstring at the time. 

[Lenny]

Cant believe he was allowed to do that.

 

Thought he would have fired it backward, or held onto the arrow.

 

Also thought it was Klopp for a second.

 

 

 

twang!

 

Prophetic as it turns out, although I wasn't referring to his hamstring at the time. 

 

Ooh look at me, I can predict the future.

 

Prophetic.

[Elric]

Permacrock. I'm sure he's a lovely guy, good player when he can stay fit etc. But then so were Woodgate and Dyer to name a couple (good players that is, they were cunts in real life by all accounts). No one is gonna be daft enough to take him off our hands but I fucking wish they would.