Ryan Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Christ. We need to flog him asap, surely someone would take him off us for a couple of million Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 What's the chances of him falling out of the plane over the Irish sea on his way home? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I'm a big fan of De Jong but enough is enough now. Put the cunt down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 R.I.P. Siem De Jong's football career 2007 - 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 rafa and his new medical team ffs. didnt take them long to pick up the curse! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 This guy's a disgrace. Nobody can possibly be injured as much as he is. How the fuck does he even make it to be a professional when he's always injured? Amazing. Can we just strap him to the side of the next rocket NASA sends into space? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Cant believe he was allowed to do that. Thought he would have fired it backward, or held onto the arrow. Also thought it was Klopp for a second. twang! Prophetic as it turns out, although I wasn't referring to his hamstring at the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Cant believe he was allowed to do that. Thought he would have fired it backward, or held onto the arrow. Also thought it was Klopp for a second. twang! Prophetic as it turns out, although I wasn't referring to his hamstring at the time. Ooh look at me, I can predict the future. Prophetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Permacrock. I'm sure he's a lovely guy, good player when he can stay fit etc. But then so were Woodgate and Dyer to name a couple (good players that is, they were cunts in real life by all accounts). No one is gonna be daft enough to take him off our hands but I fucking wish they would. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Permacrock. I'm sure he's a lovely guy, good player when he can stay fit etc. But then so were Woodgate and Dyer to name a couple (good players that is, they were c***s in real life by all accounts). No one is gonna be daft enough to take him off our hands but I f***ing wish they would. The difference there is we got some use out of Woodgate and Dyer, who both put in some cracking performances for us. I still don't have a clue what De Jong is actually like, as we have not seen anything of him the whole time he has been here. Just a complete non entity in the same bracket as Luque and Marcelino. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 The problem is, no one in their right minds would take him off our hands as they'll be lumbered with the same problem. He'll more than likely see out his contract making 3 appearances off the bench every 4 months. Not really too bothered tbh. For the sake of getting peanuts, we may as well keep him here. There's a good player in there, and in today's market getting £3m or so is meaningless. Even if we can get him fit for 50% of the season he could win us some crucial points. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Anyone remember that kids show the Raggy Dolls? It was about a bunch of faulty dolls that got threw in the reject bin cause they were shit. That's this guy. I bet if you open him up he's just made of toilet paper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Taxi driver on one of those s**** FB groups: "On Saturday I posted about Siem de Jong!dont know if anyone remembers well he back from Ireland while the rest of the squad are continuing their tour and me being the nosy fucka asked him why he back so soon? Now make of this what you wish but he asks me to take him to central station when he's going for a scan??? Now howay why is he going to the central station when the hospital NUFC use for medicals and scans and the likes is the Nuffield in jesmond approximately 500 meters from his home." If true either hes injured again or hes off. I reckon he said he was going for scran and was actually heading to The Centurion for some bait. Turns out I'm ITK. I've got more info £5 per PM. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Prophetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 The problem is, no one in their right minds would take him off our hands as they'll be lumbered with the same problem. He'll more than likely see out his contract making 3 appearances off the bench every 4 months. Not really too bothered tbh. For the sake of getting peanuts, we may as well keep him here. There's a good player in there, and in today's market getting £3m or so is meaningless. Even if we can get him fit for 50% of the season he could win us some crucial points. That's £3m plus whatever wages he's on though. Given his history I'd be amazed at him being fit for even 50% of the season. Then, when he is 'fit', it'll take him games to get up to match fitness. Once that's happened he'll probably get swallowed up by a fucking sink-hole opening up under Burton's pitch or impaled by a Unicorn or something. This fucker just can't be relied on at all. Not his fault, but it's taking the piss. Like I said, and others before me, it's irrelevant, no one in their right mind is gonna take him off our hands. Ah well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 This guy FFS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 The problem is, no one in their right minds would take him off our hands as they'll be lumbered with the same problem. He'll more than likely see out his contract making 3 appearances off the bench every 4 months. Not really too bothered tbh. For the sake of getting peanuts, we may as well keep him here. There's a good player in there, and in today's market getting £3m or so is meaningless. Even if we can get him fit for 50% of the season he could win us some crucial points. That's £3m plus whatever wages he's on though. Given his history I'd be amazed at him being fit for even 50% of the season. Then, when he is 'fit', it'll take him games to get up to match fitness. Once that's happened he'll probably get swallowed up by a fucking sink-hole opening up under Burton's pitch or impaled by a Unicorn or something. This fucker just can't be relied on at all. Not his fault, but it's taking the piss. Like I said, and others before me, it's irrelevant, no one in their right mind is gonna take him off our hands. Ah well. You'd have to pay wages for any replacement in the squad as well, so really we are talking about a piddling transfer fee at the end of the day. Our only objective is to get promoted, like Sissoko and Wijnaldum, he's a player who will prove far too good for the championship so if he's here and plays some part, he'll make us stronger. He was fit for the last quarter of the season, he just didn't get picked. A hamstring injury isn't going to keep him out for too long anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Just can't justify paying this bloke a couple of million quid a year in the championship when he's either injured or about to be injured. He's of no use to us at all, cut our losses and get shot. May well be a nice lad, good pro etc but gives you zero. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 http://media.giphy.com/media/ocPulyPwBAvzq/giphy.gif He's not good enough to warrant this hassle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 club calling his and Mbabu's knocks "slight" hope it's just a tweak/precautionary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Makes me quite nostalgic, this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Makes me quite nostalgic, this. Dyer Halcyon days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 club calling his and Mbabu's knocks "slight" hope it's just a tweak/precautionary. Yay! I knew you could do it Siem! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 club calling his and Mbabu's knocks "slight" hope it's just a tweak/precautionary. A slight knock for de Jong will mean he's only out for about 4 or 5 months. Great news. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 SELL. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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