STM Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 My list of fraudulent cowards is as follows: Sissoko Coloccini Janmaat Wijnaldum It's Janmaat who has let me down the most. Going off "injured", like he did is nothing short abhorrent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Heard he wasn't injured. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Nice hair, shit defender, please fuck off now you useless gutless pillock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Simply shocking to feign injury to cover up a shocking self trip over Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Banaloona Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 For the remainder of the season id be inclined to go with GK Darlow RB Mbemba CB Lascelles CB Colo LB Dummett Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Has been awful defensively for some time, he's better going forward than he is defending - which is never good when you are a defender. Needs to go in the summer whether we survive or not, he's not good enough for this level and is at fault for a lot of our goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 For the remainder of the season id be inclined to go with GK Darlow RB Mbemba CB Lascelles CB Colo LB Dummett I was saying this on Saturday. Would be far happier seeing this rather than his name in the team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Punched a wall at half time and broke two fingers apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 For the remainder of the season id be inclined to go with GK Darlow RB Mbemba CB Lascelles CB Colo LB Dummett Thats's actually a decent back 4, only problem would be actually getting them on the pitch together, both Mbabu and Dummett are hard to keep fit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 For the remainder of the season id be inclined to go with GK Darlow RB Mbemba CB Lascelles CB Colo LB Dummett Thats's actually a decent back 4, only problem would be actually getting them on the pitch together, both Mbabu and Dummett are hard to keep fit. He has Mbemba at right back there, not Mbabu. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Punched a wall at half time and broke two fingers apparently. Hope it's his wanking hand the cunt that he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomson Mouse Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Would love to know exactly what went on in there Sounds like Lascelles may have called him out on his bullshit performance Newcastle United defender Daryl Janmaat left St Mary’s wearing a sling after an extraordinary dressing room incident. After the Dutchman was injured in the first half he took his anger out on the dressing room wall and is understood to have broken two fingers. Janmaat went off after an awkward fall after a defence-splitting from Sadio Mane in the first half which eventually led to Graziano Pelle scoring the game’s second goal. It is believed that Janmaat later admitted his actions had been stupid, but it is also understood there were some strong words from Newcastle players to each other after the appalling first half display. Janmaat is now being assessed for both injuries picked up on and off the field. Jamaal Lascelles is thought to have been one of the players that spoke up in the dressing room and told team-mates things aren’t right at United. And he did not hold back on his way out of the ground as he stopped to speak to the media on a day when captain Jonjo Shelvey and other senior players stayed silent. Shelvey has not spoken to the local written Press since he signed for the club in January. Lascelles told the BBC: “We need bigger characters on the pitch, players who care and who are going to get after each other. “We have lacked it this season and no matter how good you are, if you don’t have that fight and hunger and desire, it doesn’t matter. “We had Steve McClaren who is a great manager and now we’ve got Rafa Benitez, who is a great manager, so it’s clearly not that. “It’s the players and we have to take full responsibility. “It’s ourselves who need to change it and not the manager. “We need to play with more heart. We’ve got flair Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 I'm liking the cut of Lascelles jib. It has needed someone to say that like and he is completely correct Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Hopefully they are calling eachother out on this shit, it's about time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Still think Janmaat cares like, just going through a horrendous patch of form. Punching a wall isn't the action of somebody who doesn't care, thick as it undoubtedly is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 I'll be honest, when he went over I thought 'ooh that looks awkward.' He has been well dodgy mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 I'll be honest, when he went over I thought 'ooh that looks awkward.' He has been well dodgy mind. Hope you said it in his voice. http://static.bips.channel4.com/bips/orig/frankie-howerd-the-lost-tapes/articles/45a456f9-c3e7-4b57-b720-cc78edcd50fe.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Chronicle reporting he broke 2 fingers in the dressing room at half time after an incident? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Trying to pull the finger out, but it's been there so long that he fucking broke it in the process. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 I'll be honest, when he went over I thought 'ooh that looks awkward.' He has been well dodgy mind. Hope you said it in his voice. http://static.bips.channel4.com/bips/orig/frankie-howerd-the-lost-tapes/articles/45a456f9-c3e7-4b57-b720-cc78edcd50fe.jpg Oh no, don't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Chronicle reporting he broke 2 fingers in the dressing room at half time after an incident? Punched the wall apparently. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/daryl-janmaat-involved-extraordinary-dressing-11167965#ICID=FB-Chron-main Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Reminds me of when Habib Beye went completely akka during/after our relegation season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Still think Janmaat cares like, just going through a horrendous patch of form. Punching a wall isn't the action of somebody who doesn't care, thick as it undoubtedly is He cares, he just doesn't mark very well. He's not the worst tackler when he's one to one, it's just that it's too easy for players to slip in behind him without him noticing. I'm not sure it's entirely his fault, but he does look like he's caught out of position an awful lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 I think he cares and that's why he's frustrated, but that's pointless if he channels it in the wrong way. It's certainly not improving his performance or the people around him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 The worst of it is, I actually think he's got all the tools to be a really top class right back. He's decent in the air, can tackle, got some pace and carries the ball forward well with good delivery. Or at least he used to. But he just gets done by players getting in behind him time and again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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