DJ_NUFC Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 The one thing I hate about other managers is waffle that is nowhere near the truth. I would never conduct myself like that. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-372858/Souness-sour-Pardew-attack.html :lol: We pissed all over them that day, man. WTF. We barely left second gear. Shearer and Owen owned their backline. Pards is on crack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Souness should be all over Pardew like an infection. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Must be the reason why I'm king of my castle 1999. Oh... Memories. Yes On youtube it says 1997, but I can defo remember it was popular in 1998 or 1999, can remember which year. Don't remember much - for obvious reasons - the one memory I have is being totally wasted falling down a slope on my knees, ruining my new pair of pants that I just got. Happy times! Is that a Jeremy Clarkson slope or an incline? Read in mind of the former, that could be construed as one hell of a dodgy sentence. Sorry English is not my native language. I used google translate. I meant a a small hill or maybe it is incline (?). What is slope then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Dedicated to Northerngimp: http://s15.postimg.org/ymulb2t2j/The_Lying_King.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Come on Ashley do a scar and wildebeest the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Id love if he said long live the king when he finally bins him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Fuck gifs on phones! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/nhzSYBB_78QNPOfJ6Rihmoq2LauowrEq8VqOerMsGrvLm8ngECFr3TEDISoaP-kvtpg02f6hwGf_csgKihUfJeYx5bOmn-d8jegFt_IlUnLTtMVwusccyny0pRyYiaN7EiGYTmNlyXtzK7yAkw=w350-h204-nc[\img] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 http://www.espnfc.com/blog/espn-fc-united-blog/68/post/2062885/english-premier-league-newcastles-failure-isnt-purely-alan-pardews-fault-but-hell-take-the-blame Good read. Finally people are starting to see where the fans are coming from and that we are not such a demanding bunch after all. Apart from Leeds being the better one club city because it apparently has 'four times as many people living there'. It always amazes me how many times people misjudge the size of Newcastle. The true size of Newcastle is not simply the number of people living within the small city boundaries but the number of people living in Tyneside as a whole and its immediate surroundings. This means Newcastle is very comparable population wise to Leeds and not one quarter of its size as the article suggests. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29440064 "Handle the pressure" "Steely personality" "Tenacity" "Top bloke" Fuck off. What is the point of an article that just interviews Alan Pardew's friends about Alan Pardew? What is the editorial value in that? In no other profession do journalists frame desperately clinging on to your job despite an abject performance as heroic and determined. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hbarecall Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/29440064 "Handle the pressure" "Steely personality" "Tenacity" "Top bloke" f*** off. What is the point of an article that just interviews Alan Pardew's friends about Alan Pardew? What is the editorial value in that? In no other profession do journalists frame desperately clinging on to your job despite an abject performance as heroic and determined. Why pardew isn't sacked WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY He is the lover of mike Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Came across this, absolutely staggering that he didn't learn s*** from his time in West Ham http://www.redcafe.net/threads/tevez-sticks-the-knife-into-pardew.137028/ Anyone read the comments following the quotes? Same shit spieled out now by cunts who don't have to watch his dour, abortive hoofball every week! Wankers! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 The comments are hilarious. What is it about Pardew that garners him so much sympathy FFS, he's a complete arsehole who is clearly inept at his job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Any Newcastle fan who has sympathy for him I find extremely bizarre. Presumably they've just not paid any attention to four years of him openly mocking the club and the fans in the press, and slurping Mike Ashley's rusty arsehole live on television. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Pardew is the victim here, not the cause. He brought them to the FA cup final and turned shite in a few months? Tevez is talking bullocks. If him and Mascherano were so good, Pardew would have had no choice but to play them. Tevez is possibly the most overweight footballer in the league, and Mascherano just isn't that good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Made the mistake of listening to the TF podcast today, they're full of sympathy. One of them going on about Pardew being a decent bloke but it had just ran its course as it does for most managers apart from Ferguson, made the point that people are even saying Wenger's finished these days. Later on they were prattling on about how Obertan is better than Routledge. How can you watch our games and be so clueless? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
watty 1892 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Whens the Lying King's next press conference? Class. Should start calling him Simba. Imagine him singing "I just cant wait to be King". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Made the mistake of listening to the TF podcast today, they're full of sympathy. One of them going on about Pardew being a decent bloke but it had just ran its course as it does for most managers apart from Ferguson, made the point that people are even saying Wenger's finished these days. Later on they were prattling on about how Obertan is better than Routledge. How can you watch our games and be so clueless? Listened to one last week. Utter fuckin helmets...Talking about cheap tickets n all that, things really that bad. Bunch of customers. Enjoy relegation fucktards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thenorthumbrian Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I've just listened to Talksport having a go at him yet again. They're the only ones genuinely telling it like it is. I wouldn't say that. The breakfast show yesterday was embarrassing listening as they tried to claim that where he was from was a big part of the reason for us wanting him out. His cock-er-nee accent doesn't help him sound honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
watty 1892 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Still haven't sussed the quoting shit out Put mine right in the middle of his. Is there a stop digging a hole gif/smiley anywhere? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I didn't used to mind them but they're just in it for the bantz trying to be Ramble esque. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 http://www.espnfc.com/blog/espn-fc-united-blog/68/post/2062885/english-premier-league-newcastles-failure-isnt-purely-alan-pardews-fault-but-hell-take-the-blame Good read. Finally people are starting to see where the fans are coming from and that we are not such a demanding bunch after all. Apart from Leeds being the better one club city because it apparently has 'four times as many people living there'. It always amazes me how many times people misjudge the size of Newcastle. The true size of Newcastle is not simply the number of people living within the small city boundaries but the number of people living in Tyneside as a whole and its immediate surroundings. This means Newcastle is very comparable population wise to Leeds and not one quarter of its size as the article suggests. I thought that to start with but it made sense within the context of the article. The largest one sport city and how our expectations are no better/worse than another well supported one club city club. Club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I didn't used to mind them but they're just in it for the bantz trying to be Ramble esque. It's not Taylor and Besty like, it's those dolts that they've started promoting just because one of them writes for TF sometimes. TF's editorial line couldn't be much more anti-Pardew at this point tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Made the mistake of listening to the TF podcast today, they're full of sympathy. One of them going on about Pardew being a decent bloke but it had just ran its course as it does for most managers apart from Ferguson, made the point that people are even saying Wenger's finished these days. Later on they were prattling on about how Obertan is better than Routledge. How can you watch our games and be so clueless? Fuck off! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Aye, I thought it was different blokes to when I listened once or twice a couple of years back like. This lot are wet as fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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