Interpolic Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 He'll get his, man. He'd have to do something he's never done before otherwise, i.e. keeping a honeymoon period going for beyond 18 months on the strength of pure bullshit and luck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Next England manager like. Without doubt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Pardew's like an ex-girlfriend that you finally got rid of after years of torture, then they move onto something else and everyone thinks they're great and it must have been you, but you know that the mask will slip and they'll see what she's like eventually. And by that I mean that Pardew is exactly the same as my ex-girlfriend. Same amount of years, both cunts that everyone who doesn't really know them thinks is mint because they're proficient in lies and revisionism. Imagine having an ex that reminds you of Pardew, man. Now imagine having an ex that reminds you of Pardew and Pardew being the ex manager of the team you support. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us. Mike, man. Come back this time next year with that bollocks, he's had a good first 18 months most jobs he's been in. He's never surpassed that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I live in hope, but the same shit we were when he was here, we still are, two managers later. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Imagine having an ex that reminds you of Pardew, man. :lol: This line is hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Flash Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us. http://i.imgur.com/tLh1DL4.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us. Fuck off Mike Yours sincerely, Everyone Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us. http://i.imgur.com/tLh1DL4.gif Don't fourth wall me, motherfucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I live in hope, but the same shit we were when he was here, we still are, two managers later. Aye, and all of his previous clubs went from strength to strength when he left. Other than Southampton it took them all years to recover (IIRC), and not for good reasons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Think of it this way Michael. How were the fans of his ex clubs feeling when we finished 5th? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I live in hope, but the same shit we were when he was here, we still are, two managers later. Aye, and all of his previous clubs went from strength to strength when he left. Other than Southampton it took them all years to recover (IIRC), and not for good reasons. I'm not saying he's not shit. I'm saying I think he's not the main reason we were so shit when he was here. Obviously it's not a revelation that the rot in the club goes all the way to the top. It's hard to hate him for making us what we obviously would have been anyway under someone else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I live in hope, but the same shit we were when he was here, we still are, two managers later. Aye, and all of his previous clubs went from strength to strength when he left. Other than Southampton it took them all years to recover (IIRC), and not for good reasons. I'm not saying he's not shit. I'm saying I think he's not the main reason we were so shit when he was here. Obviously it's not a revelation that the rot in the club goes all the way to the top. It's hard to hate him for making us what we obviously would have been anyway under someone else. It's actually incredibly easy to hate him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Danger Mike, danger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I live in hope, but the same shit we were when he was here, we still are, two managers later. Aye, and all of his previous clubs went from strength to strength when he left. Other than Southampton it took them all years to recover (IIRC), and not for good reasons. I'm not saying he's not shit. I'm saying I think he's not the main reason we were so shit when he was here. Obviously it's not a revelation that the rot in the club goes all the way to the top. It's hard to hate him for making us what we obviously would have been anyway under someone else. In other words, Mike's got Stockholm Syndrome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I live in hope, but the same shit we were when he was here, we still are, two managers later. Aye, and all of his previous clubs went from strength to strength when he left. Other than Southampton it took them all years to recover (IIRC), and not for good reasons. I'm not saying he's not shit. I'm saying I think he's not the main reason we were so shit when he was here. Obviously it's not a revelation that the rot in the club goes all the way to the top. It's hard to hate him for making us what we obviously would have been anyway under someone else. It's actually incredibly easy to hate him Well yeah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 He's in some pub lauding it up with the palace fans. Praying he gets glassed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Danger Mike, danger. Right? I live in hope, but the same shit we were when he was here, we still are, two managers later. Aye, and all of his previous clubs went from strength to strength when he left. Other than Southampton it took them all years to recover (IIRC), and not for good reasons. I'm not saying he's not shit. I'm saying I think he's not the main reason we were so shit when he was here. Obviously it's not a revelation that the rot in the club goes all the way to the top. It's hard to hate him for making us what we obviously would have been anyway under someone else. In other words, Mike's got Stockholm Syndrome. I'm just saying. He was shit, then he left, and we're the same kind of shit. Was he so shit that we're still shit off his fumes almost a year later? It's been a year and "two" managers. We regularly play the same bullshit football. We're unbearable to watch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us. It's Mike Ashley. Certainly, those that at the time felt we would move on to better things when he left are looking stupid now. As are the people that felt the heart of the problems of our club was Alan Pardew. By the time he left the team was shit and was doing much better than I expected. He's landed on his feet at Palace though. They have a core of really good players that seem a good group. Any average PL manager (of which Pardew is - he's better than good Championship coaches but rubbish PL coaches like Warnock & Holloway) would have them safe. Throw in an ambitious owner who is willing to back his manager you have a great situation. He knows it won't last, best bet for him is England. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Certainly, those that at the time felt we would move on to better things when he left are looking stupid now. As are the people that felt the heart of the problems of our club was Alan Pardew. "I know what I'll do today, I'll prove people wrong by telling them they're wrong for things they've never said, yep, sounds like a plan!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 People wanted Pardew gone because he was shite, they also hoped that we would hire a proper manager in his place as well as sign the required players (mainly in central midfield and defence). What a bunch of fucking morons, they really do look silly now! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I dunno. I'm starting to think it was us. It's Mike Ashley. Certainly, those that at the time felt we would move on to better things when he left are looking stupid now. As are the people that felt the heart of the problems of our club was Alan Pardew. By the time he left the team was shit and was doing much better than I expected. He's landed on his feet at Palace though. They have a core of really good players that seem a good group. Any average PL manager (of which Pardew is - he's better than good Championship coaches but rubbish PL coaches like Warnock & Holloway) would have them safe. Throw in an ambitious owner who is willing to back his manager you have a great situation. He knows it won't last, best bet for him is England. Thanks very much to our South London football correspondent, and now to the weather. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 I fucking loathe this melt. I live for the time it all unravels for him and he's exposed for the fraud that he is. If it happens to be when he is England manager and in the spotlight, all the better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Alan Pardew was Mike Ashley's number one fan. He fucking loved the way this club is run because it allowed him to get away with being deliberately mediocre. That's why he got the job in the first place, because he was delighted to be asked to help run the expectations of the supporters into the ground, to crush their spirit. Little irritates me quite so much as reading his fucking hard luck stories, how he was handcuffed by his cruel employer. He knew what was in his contract and he couldn't get his name on it fast enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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