Beren Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Alan Pardew's Crystal Palace host Sam Allardyce's Sunderland on Monday. Pardew says: "I never fancy my chances against a Sam Allardyce team, because of his knowledge of PowerPoint. They'll give everything they've got to get the victory after they see his presentation." He adds that strikers Connor Wickham and Marouane Chamakh are back from injury. Midfielder Bakary Sako may train tomorrow, but Dwight Gayle is still out. Is that a compliment? He's scared of Sam's knowledge of PowerPoint? I messed with his quote. I've edited it to what he actually said. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Imagine being terrified of another mans Power Point skillz. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Played, Beren Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 He can add a slide transition like no one else Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Alan Pardew's Crystal Palace host Sam Allardyce's Sunderland on Monday. Pardew says: "I never fancy my chances against a Sam Allardyce team, because of his knowledge of PowerPoint. They'll give everything they've got to get the victory after they see his presentation." He adds that strikers Connor Wickham and Marouane Chamakh are back from injury. Midfielder Bakary Sako may train tomorrow, but Dwight Gayle is still out. Is that a compliment? He's scared of Sam's knowledge of PowerPoint? I messed with his quote. I've edited it to what he actually said. Ah right. The horrible cunt comes out with so much shite that it's exactly the type of thing he'd say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted November 20, 2015 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Some guy tried to spark out the Palace mascot eagle http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-34880124 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34895149 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 Classic pre-match blather. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Classic pre-match blather. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Why aren't people posting loads of anti Crystal Palace manager stuff from that horrible Palace forum? Should be plenty of material after losing at home to fucking Sunderland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Why aren't people posting loads of anti Crystal Palace manager stuff from that horrible Palace forum? Should be plenty of material after losing at home to fucking Sunderland. we have the same number of points as them from the last 6 games and we are SHITE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 As much as I'd love for them to be fucking shite, they beat Liverpool and drew with Man Utd in that stretch. They lost to (top of the league!) Leicester and moderately decent West Ham. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 As much as I'd love for them to be fucking shite, they beat Liverpool and drew with Man Utd in that stretch. They lost to (top of the league!) Leicester and moderately decent West Ham. that aside on a shitty run there's always potential for a patented pardew panic to make things much, much worse than they need to be Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Aye hopefully it's just the start of a giant downward spiral that results in Palace getting relegated and Pardew getting beaten to death. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 would prefer him left as a conscious vegetable personally, aware of all around him but unable to participate or function in any meaningful way Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 You'd like to think he'll be under his first real bit of pressure if we win on Saturday. They'd be bottom-half with back to back home defeats to shit teams. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 You'd like to think he'll be under his first real bit of pressure if we win on Saturday. They'd be bottom-half with back to back home defeats to shit teams. luckily for him.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 When you look at their season it's very similar to his time here. Unexpected results in games they'd ordinarily lose (Chelsea and Liverpool away for example), are what's keeping their necks out of trouble (for now). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 would prefer him left as a conscious vegetable personally, aware of all around him but unable to participate or function in any meaningful way Bit harsh. I wouldn't wish Carver Syndrome on anybody. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Useless cunt. Still can't beat the mackems. Fuck off Pardew. Couldn't even do us a favour. Hopefully Semtex is right. Let's hope they drop like a stone and he does end up helping us out, by getting relegated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 A favour man ffs. If we're relying on Alan fucking Pardew beating that Sunderland side to stay in the league then just fucking let us be relegated now. I'd certainly hope anyone with self respect would share that view. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 A favour, man. Piss off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 If we're relying on last night's result to stay up we deserve everything we get. Personally enjoying their bit of a wobble and once the freak results against the better teams start turning into drubbings (like what happened here), I could see them around 14-15th soon enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Fucking hell Ronaldo. Someone pissed on your chips this morning. Yes. As pathetic as it is. I have no confidence that this current set of jokers at NUFC, will keep us up. The same way I didn't last season. So yet again, we're relying on other teams to just be shitter than us. As oppose to us actually performing well and earning our place in the league. Or perhaps you haven't been watching for the last 2-3 years? Maybe you got lumped round the head too many times in sparring. Fuck knows. Obviously it's not going to hinge on Crystal Fucking Palace vs sunderland. But if Palace had won 3-0. It would have helped keep them down there and their confidence low. I also like seeing the mackems lose, as we don't exactly bring much to the table, in terms of excitement. But perhaps that's just me. Self respect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 If you want us to stay up because Alan Pardew beats Sunderland, fair play. I certainly fucking don't. We don't deserve to be a PL club if that's what we're relying on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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