Guest firetotheworks Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 There would be no words if Palace came for him like, imagine the tension I n the period between the approach and the outcome It'll be like being Blackburn fans in September 2004. x infinity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 They could triple his wages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 They could triple his wages. This I could believe. Issue will be Ash's compo. Won't happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Just let us dream ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 There would be no words if Palace came for him like, imagine the tension I n the period between the approach and the outcome It'll be like being Blackburn fans in September 2004. x infinity. Imagine being in that negotiation man. Freddy: "We want Graeme - I'll give you £1m" Blackburn: "Just wait Freddy, we're gonna sack him in a couple of weeks" Freddy: "Ah...I see how it is...£3m. Final offer..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Just let us dream ffs Those losers at SP.com should start a campaign really. Hit social media in the next couple of days before palace decide to go for someone not Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I can see palace inquiring about Pardew. I can see Pardew being interested. I can then see Ashley telling them to get lost and refusing to release him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 In the Matrix there must be a timeline where he goes to Palace and takes them down. Just got to find it. Another coffee first though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Plenty of 'pardew for palace' chants today would be ideal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 He'd jump at the chance. Even if he struggles there, the shitstorm whipped up in the local rags won't be anywhere near as big. The worry is that MA would keep him here because he's too fucking bone idle to find a replacement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Will bring in an interim manager, somebody he knows already Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Deb Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Not sure if this has been posted before. Seems to have him down to a T http://instamun.org/alan-pardew-is-pure-ridiculous-box-office/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Deb Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 and there it is http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-aiming-higher-jobs-7687229 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 and there it is http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-aiming-higher-jobs-7687229 Probably holding out for God to retire so he can take over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 But the King thinks he is so much better than managing Palace. When he was linked with them earlier in the year, I read a quote something along the lines of no disrespect to Palace but I would expect to move to a higher level job. Will have to find the quote but think he genuinely has his eye on the England job.... Pardew getting the England job would make my year. Imagine all those tossers in the papers suddenly not being so keen on their beloved Alan when he recalls Heskey to play the Gouffran role and has the CBs lofting balls at Rooney's head for 90 minutes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Not sure if this has been posted before. Seems to have him down to a T http://instamun.org/alan-pardew-is-pure-ridiculous-box-office/ Oof. On the money. Who wrote this? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 I can see palace inquiring about Pardew. I can see Pardew being interested. I can then see Ashley telling them to get lost and refusing to release him. This is exactly what will happen. Absolutely no chance Ashley will let him go. Pardew is his dream bitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Not sure if this has been posted before. Seems to have him down to a T http://instamun.org/alan-pardew-is-pure-ridiculous-box-office/ “It’s credit to the owner and also credit to me because I’ve had to dig in a few times.” That’s a man congratulating himself on not having let the fact that he was doing his job badly, get in the way of his continuing to do the job badly. Love that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 If Ashley could get some decent cash for Pardew, he'd take it. There are plenty of unemployed managers out there somewhere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 Football aside, no one could be more of an insufferable twat; even JFK. He was at least good for a laugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 If Ashley could get some decent cash for Pardew, he'd take it. There are plenty of unemployed managers out there somewhere. Forum whip-round?!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 That "we're a mid-table team in mid-table" argument is so horrid. - Firstly, even if we were, we're not trying to be better than that. We're not ambitious. We're mid-table with ambitions of being mid-table. It's horrid. - Secondly, we're not a mid-table squad. Sure, we're not going to win the league. But the players on our books right now are good enough to have us challenging for a Europa League spot. We're not, and that's Pardew's fault. He's the weak link, the one thing we could replace and see an immediate improvement. It'd actually be harder to find someone worse, he really is a very poor manager so swapping would be of minimal risk. - Thirdly, we play shit football and are horrid to watch. Even if we finished in the same position (I doubt we would, but for arguments' sake) with a different manager, at least we could have some fun along the way. - Fourthly, Pardew is a despicable human being who I cannot embrace in any way. I'd happily swap him for someone with the same level of (in)competence who was just a bit of a better person. Any way you look at it, changing manager is a good idea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 That "we're a mid-table team in mid-table" argument is so horrid. - Firstly, even if we were, we're not trying to be better than that. We're not ambitious. We're mid-table with ambitions of being mid-table. It's horrid. - Secondly, we're not a mid-table squad. Sure, we're not going to win the league. But the players on our books right now are good enough to have us challenging for a Europa League spot. We're not, and that's Pardew's fault. He's the weak link, the one thing we could replace and see an immediate improvement. It'd actually be harder to find someone worse, he really is a very poor manager so swapping would be of minimal risk. - Thirdly, we play s*** football and are horrid to watch. Even if we finished in the same position (I doubt we would, but for arguments' sake) with a different manager, at least we could have some fun along the way. - Fourthly, Pardew is a despicable human being who I cannot embrace in any way. I'd happily swap him for someone with the same level of (in)competence who was just a bit of a better person. Any way you look at it, changing manager is a good idea. Well said. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 That "we're a mid-table team in mid-table" argument is so horrid. - Firstly, even if we were, we're not trying to be better than that. We're not ambitious. We're mid-table with ambitions of being mid-table. It's horrid. - Secondly, we're not a mid-table squad. Sure, we're not going to win the league. But the players on our books right now are good enough to have us challenging for a Europa League spot. We're not, and that's Pardew's fault. He's the weak link, the one thing we could replace and see an immediate improvement. It'd actually be harder to find someone worse, he really is a very poor manager so swapping would be of minimal risk. - Thirdly, we play s*** football and are horrid to watch. Even if we finished in the same position (I doubt we would, but for arguments' sake) with a different manager, at least we could have some fun along the way. - Fourthly, Pardew is a despicable human being who I cannot embrace in any way. I'd happily swap him for someone with the same level of (in)competence who was just a bit of a better person. Any way you look at it, changing manager is a good idea. Disagree with point 2. We've got a midtable team. Its horrible how the wider football community don't see the other points. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 28, 2014 Share Posted December 28, 2014 what does a midtable team actually mean? about 10 teams in the league have midtable teams, their positions generally come down to management or lack thereof we have some outstanding players and a decent squad, imo on a par with everton and many others the difference we have is pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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