Jesse Pinkman Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 The worst one there is when he didn't let the player go to his mothers funeral... What a absolute utter cunt! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 12/02/11 – After the 0-0 with Blackburn following the 4-4 comeback against Arsenal: “I’m genuinely really pleased with that performance. We’ve had enough excitement for one week and a football game like that was a perfect tonic.” I'd never seen this one. Seriously, fucking hell He's fucked in the head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Milner's turned into a great little player. Was good off the bench against Bayern - set-up their best chance. Brilliant against Chelsea too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Milner's turned into a great little player. Was good off the bench against Bayern - set-up their best chance. Brilliant against Chelsea too Imagine how fucking useless he would be under Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Milner's turned into a great little player. Was good off the bench against Bayern - set-up their best chance. Brilliant against Chelsea too Imagine how fucking useless he would be under Pardew. Pardle would love him. Such workrate. Agree with the Dropout though, he is playing well at the mo'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Milner's turned into a great little player. Was good off the bench against Bayern - set-up their best chance. Brilliant against Chelsea too Imagine how f***ing useless he would be under Pardew. Pardle would love him. Such workrate. Agree with the Dropout though, he is playing well at the mo'. Absolutely, he's Pardew's dream player. But under Pardew he'd a slightly better version of Gouffran. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 We have some how looped into a parallel universe where everything is the other way round. They still think that s*** despite the other team scoring ALL the time. Relegated! So the king drills the team 4 days a week on how to defend (without the ball) and we still get spanked away from home and concede daft goals at SJP. There is something seriously wrong. A Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 This is Anti football... "you are at your weakest when you have the ball, when you are attacking or when you have a corner." Its not f***ing Kabaddi For thhose who aren't familiar with kabaddi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
watty 1892 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Wasn't familiar with it, watched it, still don't know what it's about. Weird version of British Bulldog? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 12/02/11 – After the 0-0 with Blackburn following the 4-4 comeback against Arsenal: “I’m genuinely really pleased with that performance. We’ve had enough excitement for one week and a football game like that was a perfect tonic.” I'd never seen this one. If we didn't laugh, we would cry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Steve Stone - We dont want the ball "you are at your weakest when you have the ball, when you are attacking or when you have a corner." I would say a team is at is most dangerous when it has the ball. How are you meant to score when you dont have the ball. FFS :lol: :lol: "Dont attack lads, they will score!" Absolute flids at our club. John Carver “Every Monday he comes into work having compiled a defensive report on the opposition. That’s his project, working with our video analysts to provide players with the best information. “This week, for example, he will talk about Manchester City’s angles of attack, their set-pieces, their movement, as well as focussing on individuals. “The lads will be made aware of Dzeko’s strengths and weaknesses, the best way to nullify Silva, Milner’s incredible work-rate, everything. “That takes care of Monday to Thursday. On Friday it’s my turn when we look at ways to get at opponents. Put simply, Alan concentrates on how not to lose and I then find ways to win.” :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This is so so bad. So bad. I cannot believe this. So after analyzing the hell out of Silva and Dzeko, they both combined very easily, without leaving second gear or even trying, in the first fucking half, to get their opening goal. Has there ever been a manager more terrified of a fucking ball? Makes me think something happened to him as a child. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 How is he a football manager? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 "“Now I have a chequered relationship with Alan stretching back to my time at West Ham. I had lost my mother and was going through a divorce so it was incredibly difficult time for me personally and he didn’t give me permission to go to her funeral. It was hard to go back in our relationship from there and I spent time training with the kids.”" What a cunt! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Chancer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Steve Stone - We dont want the ball "you are at your weakest when you have the ball, when you are attacking or when you have a corner." I would say a team is at is most dangerous when it has the ball. How are you meant to score when you dont have the ball. FFS :lol: :lol: "Dont attack lads, they will score!" Absolute flids at our club. John Carver “Every Monday he comes into work having compiled a defensive report on the opposition. That’s his project, working with our video analysts to provide players with the best information. “This week, for example, he will talk about Manchester City’s angles of attack, their set-pieces, their movement, as well as focussing on individuals. “The lads will be made aware of Dzeko’s strengths and weaknesses, the best way to nullify Silva, Milner’s incredible work-rate, everything. “That takes care of Monday to Thursday. On Friday it’s my turn when we look at ways to get at opponents. Put simply, Alan concentrates on how not to lose and I then find ways to win.” :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This is so so bad. So bad. I cannot believe this. So after analyzing the hell out of Silva and Dzeko, they both combined very easily, without leaving second gear or even trying, in the first f***ing half, to get their opening goal. I'd laugh if it wasn't so depressing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 John Carver “Every Monday he comes into work having compiled a defensive report on the opposition. That’s his project, working with our video analysts to provide players with the best information. “This week, for example, he will talk about Manchester City’s angles of attack, their set-pieces, their movement, as well as focussing on individuals. “The lads will be made aware of Dzeko’s strengths and weaknesses, the best way to nullify Silva, Milner’s incredible work-rate, everything. “That takes care of Monday to Thursday. On Friday it’s my turn when we look at ways to get at opponents. Put simply, Alan concentrates on how not to lose and I then find ways to win.” :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This is one of the most upsetting things I have ever read in my life. We are in major, major trouble. Then people wonder why all these attack minded players we bring in look terrible, and try to claim they just aren't good enough. They are working on attacking ply one day a week, and I imagine those sessions in themselves are terrible. They aren't getting the necessary reps. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Read the latest quotes about Ameobi, not his biggest fan myself but surely not the best man management skills to come out in public and saying he's crap and on his last chance (irony). That's Ameobi Ben Arfa btw, who he has blamed for bombing forward, conceding a free kick and losing a goal/the game. Escape goat number 2. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 "“Now I have a chequered relationship with Alan stretching back to my time at West Ham. I had lost my mother and was going through a divorce so it was incredibly difficult time for me personally and he didn’t give me permission to go to her funeral. It was hard to go back in our relationship from there and I spent time training with the kids.”" What a cunt! You know for sure that Pardew is a cunt when he forces you to sympathise with Don fucking Hutchinson. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 John Carver “Every Monday he comes into work having compiled a defensive report on the opposition. That’s his project, working with our video analysts to provide players with the best information. “This week, for example, he will talk about Manchester City’s angles of attack, their set-pieces, their movement, as well as focussing on individuals. “The lads will be made aware of Dzeko’s strengths and weaknesses, the best way to nullify Silva, Milner’s incredible work-rate, everything. “That takes care of Monday to Thursday. On Friday it’s my turn when we look at ways to get at opponents. Put simply, Alan concentrates on how not to lose and I then find ways to win.” :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This is one of the most upsetting things I have ever read in my life. We are in major, major trouble. Then people wonder why all these attack minded players we bring in look terrible, and try to claim they just aren't good enough. They are working on attacking ply one day a week, and I imagine those sessions in themselves are terrible. They aren't getting the necessary reps. Not to mention the manager himself can't even devise a plan of attack, he has to leave it to his assistant, who is an assistant not a manager himself for a reason!?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Anybody with the slightest vestige of sanity would see that working on defending 4 times a week, and getting plastered by at least 3 goals over 20 times in a few years, is well, not fucking working. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordinho Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 More evidence (if it was needed) that this is why he can't stand Europe - he loses his precious "preparation" time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Anybody with the slightest vestige of sanity would see that working on defending 4 times a week, and getting plastered by at least 3 goals over 20 times in a few years, is well, not fucking working. It just doesn't make any sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 So we spend one day a week on attacking training with John Carver and we struggle to score or create chances in the Premier League? Strange, that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
watty 1892 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 I'm Going to post this in here too, I think most of the coaching staff aren't up to it either We hate Alan Pardew, We hate Ashley too (and Charnley), We hate Andy Woodman, But, Newcastle We love you! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
watty 1892 Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Sorry, just meant staff in general,(as opposed to coaching). Mind the coaching staff are fucking terrible anall. (can't figure out how to edit) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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