Nobody Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Where the fuck is Tiote? Has he just gone AWOL and nobody gives a fuck or what? I know he is or was injured but there's been no updates or anything I certainly don't give a fuck. The bloke is an absolute liability and the further away from our squad he is, the better. Not when the alternative is Ryan fucking Taylor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 providing Carver recalls Abeid and not Gouffran, we might even have something resembling a midfield. Gouffran starting as a holding midfielder is all but nailed on then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 As it's clear Carver is beyond clueless I hope the players have had their own sort out amongst themselves. Carver's total incompetence doesn't excuse the fact the the majority of players simply aren't performing at anything approaching a professional standard. They need to turn out and give fucking everything tomorrow. A performance like last Saturday just isn't an option......if it happens then we're definitely going down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
St1pe Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I don't know whether to watch this or completely stay away from all of the results until 5pm. The problem with latter being the anticipation leading up to putting the text on is unreal and also crushing if things don't go our way. I'm holding out hope everything goes the opposite of what we're expecting and we pull out a shock comfortable win. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Don't worry, this will be an easy win for us. We have the best coach in the league, remember? How could we possibly not win? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I have a feeling we may get something from this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 wen u see ryan taylor in the oppositions team Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 providing Carver recalls Abeid and not Gouffran, we might even have something resembling a midfield. Gouffran starting as a holding midfielder is all but nailed on then And then you'll get fans saying "Whey even Alex Ferguson couldn't get results with this team!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I so wish we didn't have a match tomorrow. Being saying that most the fucken season to be honest though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Gone down well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I'd stick Jonas/Colback at full back and have Abeid, Anita and Sissoko in midfield. Cabella, and Aarons wide with Perez through the middle. West Brom are going to sit back so we need Anita to be picking passes, not Colbacks disappearing act. But of course it will be Gouffran and Riviere up front, with Colback and Sissoko centre mid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Gone down well. "I'd rather shit in my hands and clap" was quite inventive I thought. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Apparently we haven't won since Shearer did that Barclay's advert. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Apparently we haven't won since Shearer did that Barclay's advert. *Awaits the club to blame Shearer*... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Can see 0-0 or 0-1 being the most likely results. We won't score, that's for sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Can see a similar game to Portsmouth 08/09. Probably the better team on the day, but a lack of cutting edge and bottle from our players to put the ball in the net. One point will be enough imo, but it will go down to the wire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Papiss is the only hope and the fecker owes us that's for sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 So, one of them comments said the price has gone up since the Colo letter. £2 per ticket? Fuck me, that must have been a big bribe. Seriously though...the club have put prices up when trying to get fans back! It was an error. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 http://www.nufc.com/ Fifty shades of black and white Where to start, after a week of open letters, frantic pleadings and general chaos concerning "our" club? Regardless of the awfulness of that latest defeat, such has been the level of noise since then that our impatience for the first whistle on Saturday has grown - if only to stem the tide of farcical off-field pronouncements. In some ways, failing to defend a first minute set piece is more credible and noble than making logic-defying quotes and press releases that add nothing to the situation, other than underlining that we're run by pygmies and our status as a national laughing stock remains intact. Aside from the actions of other Premier League players, the only people who can resolve the situation are those who will be in the team on Saturday. If there's one positive from the last few days, it's that those players kicked Carver & Co. out of their summit meeting / inquest. Hopefully that's proof of a better attitude and a belated assumption of responsibility. To say that their efforts and commitment are determined by the level of backing from the stands though - and therefore an absence of that support is a justification for their failure - is both unacceptable and outrageous. Be it Pardew's arm-waving, Taylor's fist pumps or the facile player tweets, gestures and sound bites have consistently come back to bite us on the backside. The owner, managers and players have led by example - and what a belligerent, self-serving, unprofessional and inept example it has been. The question has been asked in some quarters why an atmosphere equivalent to that generated by Leicester fans last week can't be created at SJP tomorrow. Our own honest response is that too many previous calls to arms have been heeded - and then promptly thrown back in fans' faces by the indifferent displays of the players and the ongoing urine extraction of the owner. There was no lack of support at Villa in 2009, thousands of supporters trekked across Europe more recently and even in January of this year over 4,300 fans made an illogical decision to follow the team to Leicester and have their noses rubbed in it. We stuck with it, they didn't. Media claims that players have told their friends and relatives to stay away are all too convenient, when in reality the fact that those tickets now have to be paid for has contributed to a reduction in the entourages. Like the previous unproven allegations of threats made against the owner's family, efforts continue to demonise the fans at every point - except when they might just happen to help them out....or take the blame. If you want support, you have earn it. Show fans some respect by your actions, don't pay them lip service and demand their unwavering, unquestioning backing. Don't expect continued poor behaviour to be excused by jottings on a sheet of A4 paper (use of the phrase 'three cup finals' particularly inapt, given the reluctance by the club captain to dirty his boots in any cup ties). Stomping over every tradition in this club (it's arguable whether Carver remaining in post is a deliberate slur on Tyneside and its inhabitants), another intangible aspect of our backing is on life support - the 12th man. The life has been sapped from fans, the antidote withheld in the name of financial prudence. We've gone too far off track for some who have walked completely, while others searching for genuine effort and commitment to applaud will be watching North Shields at Wembley instead. That leaves those thousands who will attend out of a sense of duty, pride, habit, or curiosity. The supporting element has been squeezed out in favour of customers and consumers, a focus group replacing a fan base. For every non-attendee though, there's someone registering a proxy protest vote by their presence in the ground, not quite a vigil, more bloody-minded stoicism. That continued level of devotion is why the most audible response from Newcastle fans isn't "get out of our club" but rather "we told you so", expressed in a logical, reasoned and articulate manner, unless it's on Sky. People round here know when they're being fed a line, they know when they're watching duds and they know that attempting to take short cuts will be found out - precisely because they've seen it all go wrong before. Seeking to harness that faith while simultaneously pursuing policies that try to undermine it remains the single greatest folly of this administration. Regardless of whether we stay up or go down, a change of direction and personnel on and off the field remains the main priority, if we're to avoid another relegation fight or gain promotion at the first attempt. Otherwise we're just doomed to repeat this depressing cycle before an ever-shrinking and more aghast fanbase. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 I have a feeling we may get something from this Chlamydia? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curtained Wasp Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 My mistake, that would require us scoring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 http://www.nufc.com/ Fifty shades of black and white Where to start, after a week of open letters, frantic pleadings and general chaos concerning "our" club? Regardless of the awfulness of that latest defeat, such has been the level of noise since then that our impatience for the first whistle on Saturday has grown - if only to stem the tide of farcical off-field pronouncements. In some ways, failing to defend a first minute set piece is more credible and noble than making logic-defying quotes and press releases that add nothing to the situation, other than underlining that we're run by pygmies and our status as a national laughing stock remains intact. Aside from the actions of other Premier League players, the only people who can resolve the situation are those who will be in the team on Saturday. If there's one positive from the last few days, it's that those players kicked Carver & Co. out of their summit meeting / inquest. Hopefully that's proof of a better attitude and a belated assumption of responsibility. To say that their efforts and commitment are determined by the level of backing from the stands though - and therefore an absence of that support is a justification for their failure - is both unacceptable and outrageous. Be it Pardew's arm-waving, Taylor's fist pumps or the facile player tweets, gestures and sound bites have consistently come back to bite us on the backside. The owner, managers and players have led by example - and what a belligerent, self-serving, unprofessional and inept example it has been. The question has been asked in some quarters why an atmosphere equivalent to that generated by Leicester fans last week can't be created at SJP tomorrow. Our own honest response is that too many previous calls to arms have been heeded - and then promptly thrown back in fans' faces by the indifferent displays of the players and the ongoing urine extraction of the owner. There was no lack of support at Villa in 2009, thousands of supporters trekked across Europe more recently and even in January of this year over 4,300 fans made an illogical decision to follow the team to Leicester and have their noses rubbed in it. We stuck with it, they didn't. Media claims that players have told their friends and relatives to stay away are all too convenient, when in reality the fact that those tickets now have to be paid for has contributed to a reduction in the entourages. Like the previous unproven allegations of threats made against the owner's family, efforts continue to demonise the fans at every point - except when they might just happen to help them out....or take the blame. If you want support, you have earn it. Show fans some respect by your actions, don't pay them lip service and demand their unwavering, unquestioning backing. Don't expect continued poor behaviour to be excused by jottings on a sheet of A4 paper (use of the phrase 'three cup finals' particularly inapt, given the reluctance by the club captain to dirty his boots in any cup ties). Stomping over every tradition in this club (it's arguable whether Carver remaining in post is a deliberate slur on Tyneside and its inhabitants), another intangible aspect of our backing is on life support - the 12th man. The life has been sapped from fans, the antidote withheld in the name of financial prudence. We've gone too far off track for some who have walked completely, while others searching for genuine effort and commitment to applaud will be watching North Shields at Wembley instead. That leaves those thousands who will attend out of a sense of duty, pride, habit, or curiosity. The supporting element has been squeezed out in favour of customers and consumers, a focus group replacing a fan base. For every non-attendee though, there's someone registering a proxy protest vote by their presence in the ground, not quite a vigil, more bloody-minded stoicism. That continued level of devotion is why the most audible response from Newcastle fans isn't "get out of our club" but rather "we told you so", expressed in a logical, reasoned and articulate manner, unless it's on Sky. People round here know when they're being fed a line, they know when they're watching duds and they know that attempting to take short cuts will be found out - precisely because they've seen it all go wrong before. Seeking to harness that faith while simultaneously pursuing policies that try to undermine it remains the single greatest folly of this administration. Regardless of whether we stay up or go down, a change of direction and personnel on and off the field remains the main priority, if we're to avoid another relegation fight or gain promotion at the first attempt. Otherwise we're just doomed to repeat this depressing cycle before an ever-shrinking and more aghast fanbase. It really fucks me off when .COM make statements like this because they're always absolutely magnificent and they don't do it half as much as they should. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 'Great'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Persists with Raylor. JEYSUS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Withabrick, can you provide any insight into the raylor obsession? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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