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Jamaal Lascelles


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Any England manager worth his salt would look at him because a) he's playing in a Benitez defence and b) he's our captain.

 

Him playing in the championship shouldn't hold back his international career. Not that I give a f*** about England but their defence is s**** and needs leaders.

 

And yes, I do think he is THAT promising.

 

If we get promoted I have no doubt he'll be considered for England if we are back up next season.

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My mate said his barber reckons we signed him by accident. Apparently Graham Carr told Charnley to sign Matz Sels, but it was a bad line so he misheard him. The ink was already dry on the contract before he realised it was a keeper Pardew was after, so Lascelles suggested we took Darlow too. That's why we went and bought Sels this year, on the second bite of the cherry

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My mate said his barber reckons we signed him by accident. Apparently Graham Carr told Charnley to sign Matz Sels, but it was a bad line so he misheard him. The ink was already dry on the contract before he realised it was a keeper Pardew was after, so Lascelles suggested we took Darlow too. That's why we went and bought Sels this year, on the second bite of the cherry

 

Sounds like the old "sign Robert Pires but ended up with Lionel Perez" story.

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My mate said his barber reckons we signed him by accident. Apparently Graham Carr told Charnley to sign Matz Sels, but it was a bad line so he misheard him. The ink was already dry on the contract before he realised it was a keeper Pardew was after, so Lascelles suggested we took Darlow too. That's why we went and bought Sels this year, on the second bite of the cherry

 

Sounds like the old "sign Robert Pires but ended up with Lionel Perez" story.

Which barbers do you go to like?

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You shut your mouth

How can you say

He's not as good as Desailly

He is human and he needs to be loved

Just like Jamaal Lascelles does

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