Mole_Toonfan Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Any England manager worth his salt would look at him because a) he's playing in a Benitez defence and b) he's our captain. Him playing in the championship shouldn't hold back his international career. Not that I give a f*** about England but their defence is s**** and needs leaders. And yes, I do think he is THAT promising. If we get promoted I have no doubt he'll be considered for England if we are back up next season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Our new number 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Do love the single digit CB #6. Was hoping Jamez or Janmaat took #2 and not Clark. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Liking this decision very much! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Chuffed for the lad, he is a born leader and will do the club/team proud. So much about the club just 'feels' right now. Thank you Rafa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Always been a leader https://twitter.com/Lascelles16/status/431798962568589313 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 My mate said his barber reckons we signed him by accident. Apparently Graham Carr told Charnley to sign Matz Sels, but it was a bad line so he misheard him. The ink was already dry on the contract before he realised it was a keeper Pardew was after, so Lascelles suggested we took Darlow too. That's why we went and bought Sels this year, on the second bite of the cherry Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 You having a laugh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Imagine making that up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 "Just cut me hair, daft cunt" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Aye, the best barbers are those who just shut the fuck up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Nar. Although this club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 "Just cut me hair, daft cunt" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
astraguy Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Top class appointment could easily be our John terry aslong as the club is run right Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 My mate said his barber reckons we signed him by accident. Apparently Graham Carr told Charnley to sign Matz Sels, but it was a bad line so he misheard him. The ink was already dry on the contract before he realised it was a keeper Pardew was after, so Lascelles suggested we took Darlow too. That's why we went and bought Sels this year, on the second bite of the cherry Sounds like the old "sign Robert Pires but ended up with Lionel Perez" story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 My mate said his barber reckons we signed him by accident. Apparently Graham Carr told Charnley to sign Matz Sels, but it was a bad line so he misheard him. The ink was already dry on the contract before he realised it was a keeper Pardew was after, so Lascelles suggested we took Darlow too. That's why we went and bought Sels this year, on the second bite of the cherry Sounds like the old "sign Robert Pires but ended up with Lionel Perez" story. Which barbers do you go to like? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Top class appointment could easily be our John terry aslong as the club is run right A racist sex addict? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 "Just cut me hair, daft cunt" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Top class appointment could easily be our John terry aslong as the club is run right On the one hand.....on the other it shows the lack of leaders in the squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 What songs have we got for this lad? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 To the tune of Cococobana (the Lola bit): His name is Jamaal. Jamaal Lascelles. Rafa took him by the hand, and gave him the armband. Repeat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Jamaal Lascelles, Jamaal Lascelles, he's captain of the toon. His musc-les are really big, and he loves a drink of broon, hey!!! To the tune of jingle bells btw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 You shut your mouth How can you say He's not as good as Desailly He is human and he needs to be loved Just like Jamaal Lascelles does Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 5, 2016 Share Posted August 5, 2016 Lad I know put this on Faceys Jamaal Lascelles is magic, he wears a magic hat, He used to play for Forest, but he said "nar, f*** that", Now he is a Geordie, he plays in black and white, And when we win the Championship, We'll sing this song all night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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