Fenham Mag Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 It will be an absolute pleasure seeing him in the blue of Chelsea. Swap deal for David Luiz, Kenedy & Batshuayi? Whey, I'd probably take that seeing as though those 3 together cost Chelsea in the region of £80m Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Soiled myself when he went down and Darlow chucked the ball out for him to get treatment. He's holding us together. I was really confused about that. I had a great view and there didn’t seem to be any contact with his eye/face. Since seen highlights and similarly no contact. Wonder if an eyelash or bit of mud got stuck? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 At the start of the season, I along with most of us I'm sure had him down as our 4th best CB. He is quite clearly our number 1 and vital for us, no coincidence at all that we've tightened up considerably since he returned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Does he have a chant yet? Not an easy name to fit in to any songs. But I’m sure I heard something in the Gallowgate against Everton? Pokemon, gotta catch Jamaal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Does he have a song? I can't recall one being sang directly about him from the stands... Edit: Oops, I hadn't read the last few comments before posting that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Always thought he was our worst on the ball too - and seemingly has even improved that. Feel like Clark has actually turned out worst with the ball at his feet. Assumed our best pairing was Clark and Lejeune too and got that terribly wrong. It’s Lascelles and whoever next to him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I could imagine he’s got a cock like an old school gym rope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I could imagine he’s got a cock like an old school gym rope. Please resist the temptation to turn your fantasising into a Lukaku stylee song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I don't want anybody else, when I think about you, Jamal lascelles Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
summerof69 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I don't want anybody else, when I think about you, Jamal lascelles That's good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Jamaal Lascelles Newcastle’s record with their captain and central defender this season: Played – 17 Won – 6 Drew – 3 Lost – 8 Goals conceded per game – 0.88 And without Lascelles: Played – 6 Won – 0 Drew – 1 Lost – 5 Goals conceded per game – 3.00 That last statistic is the doozy. He may have just turned 24, but Lascelles is the leader of this Newcastle United team and Benitez’s most trusted player. Keep him fit, and they will stay up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I don't want anybody else, when I think about you, Jamal lascelles Another brick in Jamaal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I don't want anybody else, when I think about you, Jamal lascelles Another brick in Jamaal Good idea. Edit: We don't need no David Luiz We don't need no Otamendi No fancy dribbles near our box Rafa leave Jamal at home Hey! Rafa! Leave Jamal at home! All in all he is the best in front of our goal. (Although not entirely true as he is pretty decent in front of our opponents goal as well) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Wouldn't want to leave him at home when we're away. Rafa give Jamal a crown Hey! Rafa! Give Jamal a crown! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Was thinking 'Our brick is Jamaal', if that even makes sense Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Just saw Ciaran Clark and Jamaal out shopping together at dinnertime laden with bags from the sales. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 He's an abomination of a defender absolutely shocking He's just not very good at football. I expect Shelvey will be captain next year and Lascelles will be replaced in the starting line-up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Probably better to give him a crown Was thinking "leave him at home" = "keep him back on the field" but it does leave room for misinterpretation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Just saw Ciaran Clark and Jamaal out shopping together at dinnertime laden with bags from the sales. Cute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Was thinking 'Our brick is Jamaal', if that even makes sense Our rock? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Aye a top CB was always a priority for next season. Happy for him to be 3rd or 4th choice. One injury from starting then. No fucking thanks. This is his level. Weird that these 2 know-it-alls didn't actually know it all, at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Just got round to seeing his tackle at the weekend. It's fair to say he's the new Bobby Moore. http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/crooks1-e1386068332400.jpg Also, because he's come from Nottingham and pretty much the only decent band to come from there are London Grammar his song should be a rework of Strong: Yeah, he might seem so strong Yeah, he might speak so long Jamaal Lascelles I might seem so strong Yeah, I might speak so long Jamaal Lascelles Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I'm a bit shocked by how good he's been this season like, I thought he was generally poor last season. Had no idea that he was playing through injury though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Plus young players, with the right attributes/potential, get better. Always nice to see. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Pathetic post that. Why don’t you dig up the posts from people asking for him to be benched this season? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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