WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Rob Elliot is a fat c***, he wears a fat c***s hat And when he's in the bakers, he says I'm having that He's scranning all the pasties, he's scranning all the cakes And when we see him in our goal we all go for f*** sake Disappointed this never got an airing before Ritchie stole the tune. That before or after Burnley away? Must've been about then. Another shot he should've saved. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 There's going to be some hefty investment needed next season, but keeper wouldn't be the priority for me. Fuck me, we had Jak Alnwick in goal not too long ago in the premier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 Up to about 6 weeks ago I thought he'd be enough to see us through next season but not now. It's like with Bramble. It's all well and good him looking top class for 89 minutes but if these brain farts that are standing out are going to be a regular thing then it's no good. We're effectively starting at 0-1 every 2 or 3 games in the Premier League. We can worry about next season in good time, for all we know Krul may be back here. There's going to be some hefty investment needed next season, but keeper wouldn't be the priority for me. f*** me, we had Jak Alnwick in goal not too long ago in the premier. The Jak Alnwick fiasco just highlighted how important it is to have a really good goalkeeper at that level. If Krul leaves permanently it's a position I'd be looking to strengthen, no doubt about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 Cracking save tonight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted February 20, 2017 Share Posted February 20, 2017 That was a massive save in the context of the game, as valuable as a goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Mate has just text me a picture of him in Digi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Was lucky with the offside 1st half mind? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 Cracking save tonight They both were, don't forget the deflection in the first half. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Not good enough for Prem next season. None of our GK's are ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 We've all known that for months, to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Should have been dropped a few games ago. Constant stream of errors from him. Sels got dropped for half the mistakes made ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Trying his best to gift them a 3rd mind. An absolute bag of nerves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Elliot back in then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 This guy is not up to it. Proper liability. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Time for Fatty Foulkes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Can't believe i want Dunkin Donuts back in goal for us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Think our best bet is to stick with him tbh and hope he comes good. Elliot is awful and has been injured for a very long time. Sels couldn't catch a ball thrown to him by a toddler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Think oir best bet is to stick with him tbh and hope he comes good. Elliot is awful and has been injured for a very long time. Sels couldn't catch a ball thrown to him by a toddler To be fair that's fucking solid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Probably our weakest area now. How many points have him and Sels cost us between them now? 1 home to Huddersfield, 2 at Villa & Norwich and two today just off the top of my head. Need a keeper in the summer if we go up just to stand a chance. That's before we consider the other glaringly obvious weak links. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Needs time out the side. I think Elliott is shite but I'd have him next match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Making too many ricks recently. Would bring back Blobby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 The reason people rate him is because when he plays well he looks really solid and has an air of confidence about him. Makes way too many errors though. I'd bring Elliot back in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 As Nut pointed out the other day we've spent next to no dinero on keepers since forever and it shows. We retained all the keepers on our books despite relegation and obviously brought in Sels yet the position has looked an absolute liability for us all season and it's pretty fucking inexcusable. Darlow is generally OK in this division but this is possibly one mistake too many now. We can't be gifting away goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Dancer Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 If Sels had made the mistakes as Darlow the poor cunt would have topped himself by now. Darlow makes an error a game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 25, 2017 Share Posted February 25, 2017 Elliot's shit, nothing will be improved by playing him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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