Dokko Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm 5'8. Well done Bilbo Hey, the ladies like a man with a lower center of gravity. I think you are confusing their love of men on their knees with something else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Worthy of a poll IMO, this height stuff. A beanpoll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm 5'8. Well done Bilbo Hey, the ladies like a man with a lower center of gravity. Don't need to be small for that Three Tracks in the Sand by Wun Hung Lo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Worthy of a poll IMO, this height stuff. A beanpoll. Nice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Maybe his height is linked to his age? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 OK two things, If his mother had 8 kids how did she find time to play international sport? Maybe they opened her legs and used it as the basket? Incredibly crude, and rather disgusting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm 5'8. Well done Bilbo Hey, the ladies like a man with a lower center of gravity. Don't need to be small for that Yep, just need a huge appetite and a few good stretch exercises for the neck before you begin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 OK two things, If his mother had 8 kids how did she find time to play international sport? Maybe they opened her legs and used it as the basket? Incredibly crude, and rather disgusting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Such a sensitive flower Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
watty 1892 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 You sing the 'coloccini' bit as 'ColociiiniiiiAHHHH' though aye? IP, that's excellent,KI maybe put the aye on the end instead of the AHHH, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm willing to let it take a life of its own but reckon KI's works better and that's what I was thinking. Colocciiiiiiini-aaaaaaah Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ste Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 OK two things, If his mother had 8 kids how did she find time to play international sport? Maybe they opened her legs and used it as the basket? This sounds plausible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Such a sensitive flower Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
watty 1892 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I'm willing to let it take a life of its own but reckon KI's works better and that's what I was thinking. Colocciiiiiiini-aaaaaaah Nah the aye works better with the next line, M'bemba me, I'm gonna own my own electric companeeeee, aye. (Based in Newcastle obviously). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 "Aye" works, soz if I misread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-transfers-chancel-mbemba-subject-6126430? FIFA have launched an investigation in a bid to establish Chancel Mbemba's actual age. Newcastle are closing in on the Anderlecht defender, just days after raiding the same Belgian club for striker Aleksandar Mitrovic. Congolese international Mbemba is believed to be 20, but there are doubts over whether this is accurate. It has been reported the centre-back has FOUR different dates of birth. Mbemba started his career in Congo, where his birthday was stated as August 8, 1988. However, his date of birth was registered as 1995 when he joined Anderlecht in 2012. FIFA have vowed to resolve the saga. The world governing body told CNN: "We are currently analysing all the documents at our disposal and investigations against the relevant entities are on-going. "In view of this, we cannot comment any further." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 That should yield an unquestionably reliable and trustworthy result. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 They will rule that he is aged 20, born in 1990 and will host the world cup in 2026. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pont-toon Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-transfers-chancel-mbemba-subject-6126430? FIFA have launched an investigation in a bid to establish Chancel Mbemba's actual age. Newcastle are closing in on the Anderlecht defender, just days after raiding the same Belgian club for striker Aleksandar Mitrovic. Congolese international Mbemba is believed to be 20, but there are doubts over whether this is accurate. It has been reported the centre-back has FOUR different dates of birth. Mbemba started his career in Congo, where his birthday was stated as August 8, 1988. However, his date of birth was registered as 1995 when he joined Anderlecht in 2012. FIFA have vowed to resolve the saga. The world governing body told CNN: "We are currently analysing all the documents at our disposal and investigations against the relevant entities are on-going. "In view of this, we cannot comment any further." Apparently the CNN quotes are from 2013 ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 They will rule that he is aged 20, born in 1990 and will host the world cup in 2026. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-transfers-chancel-mbemba-subject-6126430? FIFA have launched an investigation in a bid to establish Chancel Mbemba's actual age. Newcastle are closing in on the Anderlecht defender, just days after raiding the same Belgian club for striker Aleksandar Mitrovic. Congolese international Mbemba is believed to be 20, but there are doubts over whether this is accurate. It has been reported the centre-back has FOUR different dates of birth. Mbemba started his career in Congo, where his birthday was stated as August 8, 1988. However, his date of birth was registered as 1995 when he joined Anderlecht in 2012. FIFA have vowed to resolve the saga. The world governing body told CNN: "We are currently analysing all the documents at our disposal and investigations against the relevant entities are on-going. "In view of this, we cannot comment any further." Apparently the CNN quotes are from 2013 ! They are, doesn't stop it keep getting brought up by the media though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 If he started his career in 2006, with a birth date of 1988 that would have made him 18. Starting his career in 2006 with a birth date of 1995 would have made him 11. No one who is 11 looks 18. He's clearly 26. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 If he started his career in 2006, with a birth date of 1988 that would have made him 18. Starting his career in 2006 with a birth date of 1995 would have made him 11. No one who is 11 looks 18. He's clearly 26. He started his youth career in 2006, his professional career didn't start until 2012. Which according to his apparent age would have made him 16 when he made his pro debut, hardly anything strange about that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-transfers-chancel-mbemba-subject-6126430? FIFA have launched an investigation in a bid to establish Chancel Mbemba's actual age. Newcastle are closing in on the Anderlecht defender, just days after raiding the same Belgian club for striker Aleksandar Mitrovic. Congolese international Mbemba is believed to be 20, but there are doubts over whether this is accurate. It has been reported the centre-back has FOUR different dates of birth. Mbemba started his career in Congo, where his birthday was stated as August 8, 1988. However, his date of birth was registered as 1995 when he joined Anderlecht in 2012. FIFA have vowed to resolve the saga. The world governing body told CNN: "We are currently analysing all the documents at our disposal and investigations against the relevant entities are on-going. "In view of this, we cannot comment any further." The Mirror have fucked up massively here. They're basing that entirely on the CNN story and being completely unaware it's over 2 and a half years old. Jesus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Here's the exact article. http://edition.cnn.com/2013/02/01/sport/football/age-african-football-mbemba/ #ejitw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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