SUPERTOON Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Newcastle close in on Mbemba Football Oluwashina Okeleji BBC Sport Posted at 10:53 Newcastle are set to complete the £7m signing of Anderlecht's DR Congo defender Chancel Mbemba, 20, after he arrived at St James' Park for a medical. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Why would he arrive at SJP for a medical, surely the Nuffield would be more appropriate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Why would he arrive at SJP for a medical, surely the Nuffield would be more appropriate. BBC and other media usually say SJP when we sign a player He clearly won't have his medical there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Newcastle close in on Mbemba Football Oluwashina Okeleji BBC Sport Posted at 10:53 Newcastle are set to complete the £7m signing of Anderlecht's DR Congo defender Chancel Mbemba, 45, after he arrived at St James' Park for a medical. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning_Linguist Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Why would he arrive at SJP for a medical, surely the Nuffield would be more appropriate. BBC and other media usually say SJP when we sign a player He clearly won't have his medical there. Maybe they got Age Concern in to have a meeting with him "Just in case" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 .com have actually used that shopped photo of him in their piece about him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Missed the opportunity to have Mbemba and Mbiwa at the back, that would lead to some hilarious commentary. And also fits 'remember you're a womble' quite nicely. Bloody Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning_Linguist Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Missed the opportunity to have Mbemba and Mbiwa at the back, that would lead to some hilarious commentary. And also fits 'remember you're a womble' quite nicely. Bloody Pardew. Get N'gog , N'zonzi , N'doye and N'Zogbia for some real Hilarity Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Every time I skim the front page I read this thread title as "Cancel Mbemba" and think they've called it off, FFS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 In terms of songs, it's a shame he isn't signing for Wimbledon really. How about "Mbemba is a Magpie, (Mbemba is a Magpie), Mbemba is a Magpie, (Mbemba is a Magpie), Mbemba is a Magpie, (Mbemba is a Magpie), Mbemba is a Magpie, (Mbemba is a Magpie), Mbemba, Mbemba, Mbemba, what a wonderful Magpie you are." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I know there are a few countries with Congo in their name - is he from the same Congo as Kazenga and Unique Treasure (so good they named him twice) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I know there are a few countries with Congo in their name - is he from the same Congo as Kazenga and Unique Treasure (so good they named him twice) He's from the United Sates of Conga. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I know there are a few countries with Congo in their name - is he from the same Congo as Kazenga and Unique Treasure (so good they named him twice) Yes. Democratic Republic of Congo. Formerly known as Zaire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Mbemba Mbemba the 23rd July. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Mbemba Mbemba the 23rd July. Tomorrow #wait. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Fuck, not again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Going further back, I can remember Paul Parker being an effective central defender at 5'7". Some players have an abnormally good leap on them. Paul Parker initially made his name as a sweeper at QPR but was better known as a right back at Man United and for England. He was never really a traditional centre back. He autographed my programme outside Loftus Road the day Gazza got sent off for us around 1987ish and 5' 7" is pushing it a bit, he was tiny! I seem to remember that Fenwick was the sweeper, and Parker was one of the markers. Either way, he could beat opponents in the air who were far taller. The other one I can remember was Steve Perryman, who played at CB for Spurs in the early 80s. He was a similar height, but could still challenge well in the air, and he had the advantage of nimble movement on the ground, which he shared with Parker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 "You don't Mbemba me do you? YOU DON'T MBEMBA ME DO YOU?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Nobody's writing him off at all. It's just that I can't think of a single CB under 6' who's been a success in the PL. Obviously it sounds like he's a really athletic kid so if he's partnered right it shouldn't be any issue whatsoever. I don't believe Kolo Toure is any taller than Mbemba. Yobo will claim to be 6'1+, but this is an outright lie. He was nowhere near this when I met him. Height is important in that position, but it can easily be overcome by pace and athleticism. There have been many successful African defenders in that mould. I agree he should be partnered with someone quite tall ideally, though. I think it depends on how physically powerful he is as well. Mbiwa was fast but he wasn't that big size wise. It might be that Mbemba is built like a brick shit house so even if he's not tall he won't be easy to dominate. I haven't actually seen him in action so I'll reserve judgement. Maybe the idea is to partner him with Lascelles at some point, assuming the lad is better than he's looked so far in the friendlies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Going further back, I can remember Paul Parker being an effective central defender at 5'7". Some players have an abnormally good leap on them. Paul Parker initially made his name as a sweeper at QPR but was better known as a right back at Man United and for England. He was never really a traditional centre back. He autographed my programme outside Loftus Road the day Gazza got sent off for us around 1987ish and 5' 7" is pushing it a bit, he was tiny! I seem to remember that Fenwick was the sweeper, and Parker was one of the markers. Either way, he could beat opponents in the air who were far taller. The other one I can remember was Steve Perryman, who played at CB for Spurs in the early 80s. He was a similar height, but could still challenge well in the air, and he had the advantage of nimble movement on the ground, which he shared with Parker. I seem to recall Perryman being a midfielder not a centre back mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 "You don't Mbemba me do you? YOU DON'T MBEMBA ME DO YOU?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 "Mbemba the name - Wayne Rooney" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Going further back, I can remember Paul Parker being an effective central defender at 5'7". Some players have an abnormally good leap on them. Paul Parker initially made his name as a sweeper at QPR but was better known as a right back at Man United and for England. He was never really a traditional centre back. He autographed my programme outside Loftus Road the day Gazza got sent off for us around 1987ish and 5' 7" is pushing it a bit, he was tiny! I seem to remember that Fenwick was the sweeper, and Parker was one of the markers. Either way, he could beat opponents in the air who were far taller. The other one I can remember was Steve Perryman, who played at CB for Spurs in the early 80s. He was a similar height, but could still challenge well in the air, and he had the advantage of nimble movement on the ground, which he shared with Parker. Steve Perryman was a full back and in his younger days, a midfielder, never a centre half. He wore the 6 shirt which is possibly confusing you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I predict a future highlights vid will be set to this music: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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