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I'm 5'8.

 

Well done Bilbo

 

Hey, the ladies like a man with a lower center of gravity.

 

I think you are confusing their love of men on their knees with something else.  :lol:

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OK two things, If his mother had 8 kids how did she find time to play international sport?

 

Maybe they opened her legs and used it as the basket?

 

Incredibly crude, and rather disgusting.

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I'm 5'8.

 

Well done Bilbo

 

Hey, the ladies like a man with a lower center of gravity.

 

Don't need to be small for that  :pow:

 

Yep, just need a huge appetite and a few good stretch exercises for the neck before you begin.

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OK two things, If his mother had 8 kids how did she find time to play international sport?

 

Maybe they opened her legs and used it as the basket?

 

Incredibly crude, and rather disgusting.

:lol:

 

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OK two things, If his mother had 8 kids how did she find time to play international sport?

 

Maybe they opened her legs and used it as the basket?

 

This sounds plausible.

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:lol: I'm willing to let it take a life of its own but reckon KI's works better and that's what I was thinking.

 

Colocciiiiiiini-aaaaaaah

 

Nah the aye works better with the next line,

M'bemba me, I'm gonna own  my own electric companeeeee, aye.  (Based in Newcastle obviously). :buck2:

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-transfers-chancel-mbemba-subject-6126430?

FIFA have launched an investigation in a bid to establish Chancel Mbemba's actual age.

 

Newcastle are closing in on the Anderlecht defender, just days after raiding the same Belgian club for striker Aleksandar Mitrovic.

 

Congolese international Mbemba is believed to be 20, but there are doubts over whether this is accurate.

 

It has been reported the centre-back has FOUR different dates of birth.

 

Mbemba started his career in Congo, where his birthday was stated as August 8, 1988.

 

However, his date of birth was registered as 1995 when he joined Anderlecht in 2012.

 

FIFA have vowed to resolve the saga.

 

The world governing body told CNN: "We are currently analysing all the documents at our disposal and investigations against the relevant entities are on-going.

 

"In view of this, we cannot comment any further."

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-transfers-chancel-mbemba-subject-6126430?

FIFA have launched an investigation in a bid to establish Chancel Mbemba's actual age.

 

Newcastle are closing in on the Anderlecht defender, just days after raiding the same Belgian club for striker Aleksandar Mitrovic.

 

Congolese international Mbemba is believed to be 20, but there are doubts over whether this is accurate.

 

It has been reported the centre-back has FOUR different dates of birth.

 

Mbemba started his career in Congo, where his birthday was stated as August 8, 1988.

 

However, his date of birth was registered as 1995 when he joined Anderlecht in 2012.

 

FIFA have vowed to resolve the saga.

 

The world governing body told CNN: "We are currently analysing all the documents at our disposal and investigations against the relevant entities are on-going.

 

"In view of this, we cannot comment any further."

 

Apparently the CNN quotes are from 2013 !

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-transfers-chancel-mbemba-subject-6126430?

FIFA have launched an investigation in a bid to establish Chancel Mbemba's actual age.

 

Newcastle are closing in on the Anderlecht defender, just days after raiding the same Belgian club for striker Aleksandar Mitrovic.

 

Congolese international Mbemba is believed to be 20, but there are doubts over whether this is accurate.

 

It has been reported the centre-back has FOUR different dates of birth.

 

Mbemba started his career in Congo, where his birthday was stated as August 8, 1988.

 

However, his date of birth was registered as 1995 when he joined Anderlecht in 2012.

 

FIFA have vowed to resolve the saga.

 

The world governing body told CNN: "We are currently analysing all the documents at our disposal and investigations against the relevant entities are on-going.

 

"In view of this, we cannot comment any further."

 

Apparently the CNN quotes are from 2013 !

 

They are, doesn't stop it keep getting brought up by the media though.

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If he started his career in 2006, with a birth date of 1988 that would have made him 18.

 

Starting his career in 2006 with a birth date of 1995 would have made him 11.

 

No one who is 11 looks 18. He's clearly 26.

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If he started his career in 2006, with a birth date of 1988 that would have made him 18.

 

Starting his career in 2006 with a birth date of 1995 would have made him 11.

 

No one who is 11 looks 18. He's clearly 26.

 

He started his youth career in 2006, his professional career didn't start until 2012. Which according to his apparent age would have made him 16 when he made his pro debut, hardly anything strange about that.

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http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-transfers-chancel-mbemba-subject-6126430?

FIFA have launched an investigation in a bid to establish Chancel Mbemba's actual age.

 

Newcastle are closing in on the Anderlecht defender, just days after raiding the same Belgian club for striker Aleksandar Mitrovic.

 

Congolese international Mbemba is believed to be 20, but there are doubts over whether this is accurate.

 

It has been reported the centre-back has FOUR different dates of birth.

 

Mbemba started his career in Congo, where his birthday was stated as August 8, 1988.

 

However, his date of birth was registered as 1995 when he joined Anderlecht in 2012.

 

FIFA have vowed to resolve the saga.

 

The world governing body told CNN: "We are currently analysing all the documents at our disposal and investigations against the relevant entities are on-going.

 

"In view of this, we cannot comment any further."

 

The Mirror have fucked up massively here.  They're basing that entirely on the CNN story and being completely unaware it's over 2 and a half years old.  Jesus.

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