Jonjo Shelvey (now playing for Çaykur Rizespor, on loan from Nottingham Forest)

[Guest]

 

Honestly think by not having him as an option, we became stronger. 

 

[Dokko]

Just now, Optimistic Nut said:

 

Honestly think by not having him as an option, we became stronger. 

 

 

Christ. Hes not missed, like. 

[jwclark2342]

Great assist

[Stifler]

That’s the sort of laziness he was prone too and the stuff that pissed people off because it often was at the end of games that we were either winning, or in a favourable position in.

Everyone said we shouldn’t have sold him, yet those who were a little more aware, knew he would just do something like that.

Rafa couldn’t coach it out of him and I don’t think Howe was convinced he could either.

[Donut]

https://dubz.co/video/06b516

 

 

Longer clip of Shelvey's amazing assist today

[MagMal]

He's dog shit, end of argument. 

[Superior Acuña]

The other players' disbelief

[AyeDubbleYoo]

30 minutes ago, MagMal said:

He's dog shit, end of argument. 

I’m afraid this is correct, insane signing from Forest. 

[Holloway]

I bet their fans fucking hate him already

[sempuki]

We've totally rinsed Forest. Got a £4m loan fee and £15m for the limited and now crocked Wood. We got cash for Voldemort too. Totally stitched them up.

[Abacus]

Forest forum is a delicious taste of salty tears.

 

"One of the dumbest Forest signings of all time
And I do not say that lightly"

 

One of the politer ones - go treat yourselves

[Paullow]

Haha, I hadn't seen the thread bump, was casually just reading the Forest forum, and I'm in stitches at some of the replies. Literally laughing out loud 

 

 

This site is awful for posting links mind.

 

 

Edited April 8, 2023 by Paullow

[Paullow]

www.forestforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/jonjo-shelvey.51034/page-30

[gazza ladra]

duck laughing gif

[HawK]

"Going to watch the Harry Potter films again and see Shelvey get destroyed by a 10 year old and his ginger friend."

 

[Sean]

Can't believe we found a team stupid enough to take our deadwood off our hands.

[HawK]

Forrest are my second favourite team, have taken Colback, Shelvey and Wood off of us. It's like adding an extra manager in FM who just buys all your hard-to-shift players.

[maze]

Just now, HawK said:

Forrest are my second favourite team, have taken Colback, Shelvey and Wood off of us. It's like adding an extra manager in FM who just buys all your hard-to-shift players.

Hendricks & Hayden will have great champo experience for them next season. 
 

Just putting it out here, in case Steve’s looking. 

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

The honeymoon period between him and their fans was always going to be alarmingly short. 

Thanks Forest  

[Yorkie]

Just seen it on MotD. That rick is just Shelvey all over. Likeable bloke in the end but thank Christ we're not putting up with that sorta daft shite from him any more. 

[Kanji]

I mean the guy he was trying to pass to just stared at him and didn’t move. 

[Pancrate1892]

Out of shelvey, colback and wood, if I was forced to keep one of them Id probably pick wood. At least he can take a pen 

[Sean]

29 minutes ago, Pancrate1892 said:

Out of shelvey, colback and wood, if I was forced to keep one of them Id probably pick wood. At least he can take a pen 

That's like choosing which leg you want to be shot in.

[loki679]

5 hours ago, Kanji said:

I mean the guy he was trying to pass to just stared at him and didn’t move. 

 

Why are you trying to pass it slowly across the box six yards from your own goal surrounded by opposition attackers?

 

The one time he decides not to just leather it to the moon

[Guest]

9 hours ago, Kanji said:

I mean the guy he was trying to pass to just stared at him and didn’t move. 

 

Probably as though he didn't think anyone would be stupid enough to play a slow ball along your own 6-yard box when an opposition player was close by.