WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 35 minutes ago, ToonArmy1892 said: His long passing has turned to shit, it used to be the best part of his game. Short passing is decent enough but he can't get around the pitch enough to keep up in the PL. Needlessly gave the ball away under little to no pressure numerous times today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 He'd have been a hell of a player in the '50s. Now he just look's like a player in his 50's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted April 17, 2021 Share Posted April 17, 2021 4 minutes ago, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said: Needlessly gave the ball away under little to no pressure numerous times today. Aye, that's why it's only "decent enough" Considering passing is meant to be the best part of his game, his long passing is now poor and short is average, he is a waste of a shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/davy-can-quiet-jonjo-shelvey-20422633 Jonjo Shelvey has faced up to accusations that he is lazy while turning out for Newcastle United.During the club's regular feature - 'Zoom Army' - in which players are asked questions by supporters, one fan, named Davy, queried 'why are you so lazy?' Shelvey began with 'cheers Davy' before turning away from the camera to compose his response. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facundo Ferreyra Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 Can't believe they actually asked him that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 I'm surprised we haven't heard from our captain about his views on the super league. Arh yeh that's why, he couldn't give two fucks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 11 minutes ago, Ben said: I'm surprised we haven't heard from our captain about his views on the super league. Arh yeh that's why, he couldn't give two fucks. I love a good Shelvey bashing, but he's not really our captain is he? Yes he's worn the armband (for reasons unknown) but our captain is Lascelles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 Nice one Davy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 That back pass Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Better at CB than at CM, in all seriousness, he needs dropped, an abomination of a PL midfielder. He’s so poor it’s unreal! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 (edited) That back pass, few more passes into an invisible man, he’s long past it now. Didn’t get near Thiago, Gini or any other fucker all game. Keeping him on and shifting him back to CB is mind boggling from Bruce. He’s literally undroppable. Shouldnt even be starting ahead of Willock, but can’t even be subbed off for him takes the piss like Edited April 24, 2021 by Abra Dubravka Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 He must have some dirty, incriminating pictures against Bruce because he's an abomination of a footballer. Sick of starting every match with 10 men (at most). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Legacy club Liverpool couldn’t even beat 10 man NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 He ran around today to get his stats up. Shitbag player Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 (edited) Think if pass when he was around halfway line down the line in first half to nobody, not even anyone running or making a move was worse than his pass back. Shitbag thing to the wish on someone, but wouldn’t give two hoots if he did his ACL next game and didn’t play for us again for 12months. Has happened to far greater players and characters than him. Edited April 24, 2021 by Abra Dubravka Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candi_Hills Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 2 hours ago, joeyt said: That back pass In fairness, Dubravka didn't have to move. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 Didn't exactly miss him in midfield did we? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 I wonder what he’s got over Bruce to prevent him from dropping him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted April 24, 2021 Share Posted April 24, 2021 His passing has turned to shit, and that's the only thing he used to be decent at. Waste of a shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 That whip round we're having to buy the club should just be donated to any Premier League player willing to end this cunt's career with a Keane-on-Haaland style tackle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Give him the number ten shirt in honour of what his inclusion in the starting lineup means as we literally are a ten man team with this bald lazy bastard cunt in the team, I hope he breaks his fucking leg or something and we never see the cunt again, how he made it out of any academy is a joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candi_Hills Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Hope his hair grows back in ginger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 Could play the rotting corpse of Prince Phillip in centre mid instead of this cunt and it’d offer more movement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 least he wont have to wash his kit today, they lazy cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 2, 2021 Share Posted May 2, 2021 A new contract. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now