Dokko Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Brilliant. How predictable that Ashley's little minions turfed them out in seconds though. Imagine being an NUFC fan and actually enforcing that as a steward, man? Little turds. Have you seen these days? They used to be fans, now they are just cunts the find on the outskirts of hell. Honestly man, at he Villa game a few years back I told one of them that taking the banners down was wrong, the cunt smiled and what teeth he had were fucking yellow as fuck. Honestly, you can't trust a man who can't be arsed to brush his teeth, let alone let him be in charge of safety. What? The stewards man. Last one I saw had yellow teeth man, if you can't trust a guy to brush his teeth how can you trust him to be in charge of ground safety? What is wrong with you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Yellow-toothed Stewarts are the worst. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Brilliant. How predictable that Ashley's little minions turfed them out in seconds though. Imagine being an NUFC fan and actually enforcing that as a steward, man? Little turds. Have you seen these days? They used to be fans, now they are just c***s the find on the outskirts of hell. Honestly man, at he Villa game a few years back I told one of them that taking the banners down was wrong, the c*** smiled and what teeth he had were f***ing yellow as f***. Honestly, you can't trust a man who can't be arsed to brush his teeth, let alone let him be in charge of safety. What? The stewards man. Last one I saw had yellow teeth man, if you can't trust a guy to brush his teeth how can you trust him to be in charge of ground safety? One more time, just to make sure we get it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Brilliant. How predictable that Ashley's little minions turfed them out in seconds though. Imagine being an NUFC fan and actually enforcing that as a steward, man? Little turds. Have you seen these days? They used to be fans, now they are just cunts the find on the outskirts of hell. Honestly man, at he Villa game a few years back I told one of them that taking the banners down was wrong, the cunt smiled and what teeth he had were fucking yellow as fuck. Honestly, you can't trust a man who can't be arsed to brush his teeth, let alone let him be in charge of safety. What? The stewards man. Last one I saw had yellow teeth man, if you can't trust a guy to brush his teeth how can you trust him to be in charge of ground safety? Compelling argument. I like it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I'd be calling pen if it was the other way tbh. Fellaini shouldn't be in a position to get such an easy header anyway. 2nd one is fucking ludicrous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Switch to the following if Perez is still out of sorts. Elliot Janmaat Mbemba Coloccini, Dummett Tioté Sissoko De Jong Wijnaldum Marveux Mitrovic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 That's a pen on a few more viewings like. Which? The one they got. Not a chance in hell that would have been given if it was a Man U defender. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Brilliant. How predictable that Ashley's little minions turfed them out in seconds though. Imagine being an NUFC fan and actually enforcing that as a steward, man? Little turds. Have you seen these days? They used to be fans, now they are just cunts the find on the outskirts of hell. Honestly man, at he Villa game a few years back I told one of them that taking the banners down was wrong, the cunt smiled and what teeth he had were fucking yellow as fuck. Honestly, you can't trust a man who can't be arsed to brush his teeth, let alone let him be in charge of safety. Shared around on my FB feed. Suggest everyone else do the same. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Brilliant. How predictable that Ashley's little minions turfed them out in seconds though. Imagine being an NUFC fan and actually enforcing that as a steward, man? Little turds. Have you seen these days? They used to be fans, now they are just c***s the find on the outskirts of hell. Honestly man, at he Villa game a few years back I told one of them that taking the banners down was wrong, the c*** smiled and what teeth he had were f***ing yellow as f***. Honestly, you can't trust a man who can't be arsed to brush his teeth, let alone let him be in charge of safety. What? The stewards man. Last one I saw had yellow teeth man, if you can't trust a guy to brush his teeth how can you trust him to be in charge of ground safety? What is wrong with you? Can of worms. Opened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Open_C Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Brilliant. How predictable that Ashley's little minions turfed them out in seconds though. Imagine being an NUFC fan and actually enforcing that as a steward, man? Little turds. Have you seen these days? They used to be fans, now they are just cunts the find on the outskirts of hell. Honestly man, at he Villa game a few years back I told one of them that taking the banners down was wrong, the cunt smiled and what teeth he had were fucking yellow as fuck. Honestly, you can't trust a man who can't be arsed to brush his teeth, let alone let him be in charge of safety. What? The stewards man. Last one I saw had yellow teeth man, if you can't trust a guy to brush his teeth how can you trust him to be in charge of ground safety? Compelling argument. I like it. It's watertight, like I should imagine a Panorama documentary on the correlation is in the works Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 It's a pen and a red or a free kick and a red to Screech. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Brilliant. How predictable that Ashley's little minions turfed them out in seconds though. Imagine being an NUFC fan and actually enforcing that as a steward, man? Little turds. Have you seen these days? They used to be fans, now they are just c***s the find on the outskirts of hell. Honestly man, at he Villa game a few years back I told one of them that taking the banners down was wrong, the c*** smiled and what teeth he had were f***ing yellow as f***. Honestly, you can't trust a man who can't be arsed to brush his teeth, let alone let him be in charge of safety. What? The stewards man. Last one I saw had yellow teeth man, if you can't trust a guy to brush his teeth how can you trust him to be in charge of ground safety? What is wrong with you? Can of worms. Opened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I'm surprised there's debate over Man Utd's penalty. Mbemba has his arms like a scarecrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Open_C Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Brilliant. How predictable that Ashley's little minions turfed them out in seconds though. Imagine being an NUFC fan and actually enforcing that as a steward, man? Little turds. Have you seen these days? They used to be fans, now they are just cunts the find on the outskirts of hell. Honestly man, at he Villa game a few years back I told one of them that taking the banners down was wrong, the cunt smiled and what teeth he had were fucking yellow as fuck. Honestly, you can't trust a man who can't be arsed to brush his teeth, let alone let him be in charge of safety. Shared around on my FB feed. Suggest everyone else do the same. The picture, or Stifler's theory relating tooth colour to ability to manage a crowd..? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I'm surprised there's debate over Man Utd's penalty. Mbemba has his arms like a scarecrow. Hoddle and Savage conclude that it wasn't deliberate because he wasn't looking at the ball. If that's a pen then every time the ball goes to hand it should be given. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 I'm just pleased those long-suffering Man Utd fans have something to cheer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Stifler will piece together an anecdote out of absolutely anything Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Dat atmosphere. Give us our fucking club back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Stifler will piece together an anecdote out of absolutely anything It's why oxbridge wanted to study him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 There's a shocking amount if confusion of what handball is/isn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 We even need to work on our throw ins Ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Check out the Flatmosphere. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Wijnaldum's movement for the goal is so good. Completely rekt smalling His movement is a bit like Frank Lampard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Ayoze has been clumsy tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 12, 2016 Share Posted January 12, 2016 Perez has lost it man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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