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Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. [emoji38]

 

I implore someone. [emoji38]

 

His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs,

But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down,

The whole crowd goes so loud

He rocks a move, but the win won't come out

He's choking how, everybody's joking now

The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!

Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity

Oh, there goes Alan, he choked

The f***ing c***

 

[emoji38]

 

You're a father of two, Dave.

:spit:  [emoji38]

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Screencap from the BBC video is a keeper along with his lip-quivering cry against Stoke.

 

http://imgur.com/CBcs06u.jpg

 

Tell you what, if John Torode went grey...

 

I stye with my little eye, something beginning with D_ f _ _ _ _ d  N_ _ c _ _ s _ _ t

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Guest neesy111

Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. :lol:

 

I implore someone. :lol:

 

His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy

There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs,

But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down,

The whole crowd goes so loud

He rocks a move, but the win won't come out

He's choking how, everybody's joking now

The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!

Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity

Oh, there goes Alan, he choked

The fucking cunt

 

:lol:

 

You're a father of two, Dave.

 

:clap:

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[emoji38] Fret Astaire is the greatest s*** I've ever heard.

It is indeed and yet the Pardew thread title is unchanged. This needs to rectified.

 

:icon_salut:

Merci

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It's bizarre as I felt this as I watched the video but on that photo of him dancing, it looks like his head has been photoshopped onto his body.

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