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He is such odious wanker.

There is literally no redeeming factor at all, just a complete fucking joke of a man.

 

So happy he did not win, just the thought of the after match interview if he had won.

 

"Great win for me and all of England, i am sure everyone wanted me to win this, especially my fellow British minnions, ehm sorry managers. Its safe to say I AM the King, all hail the king. Thanks you"

 

Alan, wait a moment, what about the players?

 

"They did as the king commanded"

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Crystal Palace manager Alan Pardew has asked for people to "forgive" him for his celebratory dance after his side took the lead in the FA Cup final against Manchester United.

 

http://www.espnfc.com/crystal-palace/story/2877598/crystal-palaces-alan-pardew-forgive-me-for-my-fa-cup-final-dance

 

Jesus Christ those comments. :lol: :lol:

 

I almost threw up

 

I'm biting. God knows why :lol: :lol:

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How dare you entitle a thread comparing Fred Astaire with Pardew, absolutely shocking comparing one of the greatest dancers with that what can only be describe as a knob.

 

 

how dare you call Fred Astaire a knob.

 

:lol:

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Who even thinks to do a smarmy as f*** dance in the middle of a moment of sheer elation man  :lol:

 

You should be jumping around, struggling to keep the energy inside if anything. Not honing it into some kind of weird ass silky hand movement. You can just see its smugness coming out, its not elation. Its "f***ing right im mint" purely.

 

Those comments, "cant see anything wrong with that, let him celebrate", "pushed man utd all the way". Fairly sure they just lost the game against 10 men.

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They don't know him do they? Plenty cite him as a top manager and just see it as the behaviour of a normal, non-narcissistic human being capable of empathy an self-deprecation and not just vacuous weapons grade bullshitting cunt of creature.   

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“We have shown that we have got talent in the group,” Palace’s manager said after a 2-1 defeat, after extra time, at Wembley. “We need to refine it a little bit, and we are going to try to do that in the transfer market. But we were a force to be reckoned with against Manchester United. We have given a real good, honest account of ourselves.”

 

“I think we have got to get players who are better than this,” he said. “There is no point in getting players who are not potentially better than the ones we have got. Well, then they have got to be good players. So will there be a big name in there? There’s going to need to be.”

 

In summary, my players are shit and I want better players.  Queue a 6"4 striker, new left back and some of his old pals from us signing this summer.

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Boss is a Brighton fan, and loving that Palace and Pardew got beat as much as us.

 

Just seen this, about the Beamback that was shown at Selhurst Park on saturday....

 

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/images/localworld/ugc-images/276430/Article/images/29301837/14347291-large.jpg

 

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/Crystal-Palace-fans-snub-big-screen-watch-FA-Cup/story-29301837-detail/story.html

 

:lol:

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Boss is a Brighton fan, and loving that Palace and Pardew got beat as much as us.

 

Just seen this, about the Beamback that was shown at Selhurst Park on saturday....

 

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/images/localworld/ugc-images/276430/Article/images/29301837/14347291-large.jpg

 

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/Crystal-Palace-fans-snub-big-screen-watch-FA-Cup/story-29301837-detail/story.html

 

:lol:

 

:lol: :lol:

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Boss is a Brighton fan, and loving that Palace and Pardew got beat as much as us.

 

Just seen this, about the Beamback that was shown at Selhurst Park on saturday....

 

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/images/localworld/ugc-images/276430/Article/images/29301837/14347291-large.jpg

 

http://www.croydonadvertiser.co.uk/Crystal-Palace-fans-snub-big-screen-watch-FA-Cup/story-29301837-detail/story.html

 

:lol:

 

:lol: :lol:

 

The gift that keeps on giving :lol:

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That is fucking amazing. :lol:

 

Speaking before the match, Angela Jordan said: "I'd pay £5 wherever I get to watch the boys bring it home."

 

Should have given me the fiver love, I'd have let you watch it at your house.

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