Stal Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Just got in after driving back from Liverpool, happy in the news this tosser didn't win. Then I saw the dance. Ffs, I knew he was a knob but seriously? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 I bet he's pounding around his house tonight thinking about how his players have let him down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Jill and Dave Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 http://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=106&tid=160820 View Pep Pardiola's Profile Pep Pardiola Online Flag Today 8.59pm Totally agree lads brought a smile to my face on an hearbreaking afternoon not only is Pep a top gaffer but also a great dancer, possible the next Fret Astaire Fuckin' Fret Astaire Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The f***ing c*** You're a father of two, Dave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Screencap from the BBC video is a keeper along with his lip-quivering cry against Stoke. http://imgur.com/CBcs06u.jpg Tell you what, if John Torode went grey... I stye with my little eye, something beginning with D_ f _ _ _ _ d N_ _ c _ _ s _ _ t Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Looks like he's got myxomatosis. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrymac1966 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Absolute fukin tool was a Man U fan from the minute he danced that swarmy fukin me me me dance ... DIE BASTARD !!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt You're a father of two, Dave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Was Puncheon shouting "w*****" at al pards during his goal celebration? Looked to me like he was pointing to the bench P.S. Puncheon is a fanny and so is his entire club from top to bottom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antz1uk Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Where's that vine of the cunt at Stoke? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Fret Astaire is the greatest shit I've ever heard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Absolute fukin tool was a Man U fan from the minute he danced that swarmy fukin me me me dance ... DIE BASTARD !!!! So before that you were neutral? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Fret Astaire is the greatest s*** I've ever heard. It is indeed and yet the Pardew thread title is unchanged. This needs to rectified. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Fret Astaire was my first thought when I woke up this morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Watched it in one of my locals with a Palace supporting friend of mine so had to keep my thoughts to myself...But when Karma strikes you know it baby! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Fret Astaire is the greatest s*** I've ever heard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Such a fucking loser, "Pards". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Fret Astaire is the greatest s*** I've ever heard. It is indeed and yet the Pardew thread title is unchanged. This needs to rectified. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Fret Astaire is the greatest s*** I've ever heard. It is indeed and yet the Pardew thread title is unchanged. This needs to rectified. Merci Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Was having a busy morning and then i remembered this actually happened, will be smiling for the rest of the day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/may/21/crystal-palace-miss-big-chance-alan-pardew-jason-puncheon-fa-cup-final-manchester-united as close to direct criticism of this shithouse as you're likely to see in the english press Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2016/may/21/crystal-palace-miss-big-chance-alan-pardew-jason-puncheon-fa-cup-final-manchester-united as close to direct criticism of this shithouse as you're likely to see in the english press It's bizarre as I felt this as I watched the video but on that photo of him dancing, it looks like his head has been photoshopped onto his body. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Yea,. I noticed his head yesterday. I thought it was jjust me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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