mrmojorisin75 Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 i smell a pardew peak now, 4-6 unbeaten winning 2-3 that'll pull them away from the crowd a little he'll then shit the bed and it'll be freefall until may and a frantic effort to avoid relegation which he'll just manage rinse and repeat 2017-2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Is no one else happy that this just means that the cycle continues? We need at least another 10 game winning streak followed by a full year of defeats imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 It's almost boxing day. That's when the cycle starts. "We lost the game today cause we was thinking about whether or not cranberry should go in our turkey staffing sandwiches from the clab Christmas party. I blame Waitrose" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 i smell a pardew peak now, 4-6 unbeaten winning 2-3 that'll pull them away from the crowd a little he'll then s*** the bed and it'll be freefall until may and a frantic effort to avoid relegation which he'll just manage rinse and repeat 2017-2018 They have Hull next then Man Utd and Chelsea, still think he will be gone by New Year's Day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Delighted they won. They'll probably beat Hull too, then Man U and Chelsea will rinse them but that'll be OK because it's Man U and Chelsea, so nobody will notice that another free fall is starting and we'll be well into the January transfer window and he'll have spunked all their money away on shite. That shite will arrive at the club un-Pardewed, so they may actually pick up a bit for a while but then he'll work his usual magic on the training ground and they'll finish the season 17th but with a string of LLLLLLs Rinse and repeat over summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Just want this guy off my tele. The sooner, the better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Change channel? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Change your screen saver then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 “We have a lot of serious investors at the club who perhaps don’t know a lot about football so the chairman has been defending me." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11706/10683070/sunday-supplement-alan-pardew-humiliated-new-crystal-palace-owners-with-patronising-statement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 https://vimeo.com/194223666 Jaime Lannister smiling means this may never end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11706/10683070/sunday-supplement-alan-pardew-humiliated-new-crystal-palace-owners-with-patronising-statement he's such a relentless gobshite man, as if you need to have watched football your whole life to know that massive losing streaks aren't great Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 http://www.football365.com/news/big-weekend-the-premier-league-watcher-3 Manager to watch – Alan Pardew The cat that got not only the cream, but also a bath of milk, a salmon supper and a scratch behind the ear, all before curling up in front of the fireplace after dragging the corpse of a dead bird into the living room. As laboured as the metaphor is, the point remains the same: The King is back. Alan Pardew wasted barely any time in being Alan Pardew after Crystal Palace secured a 3-0 win over Southampton last week. “We have a lot of serious investors at the club who perhaps don’t know a lot about football,” he said, “so the chairman has been defending me this week.” “It’s hard to dress up six defeats when you are the owner of a club where you have investors,” he would add, ensuring that the rod he had just made for his own back was firmly out of sight. Because if Palace follow up a supposedly job-saving victory with anything less than a win over Hull on Saturday, then Pardew is not back to square one, but behind where he started in the first place. As vital as beating Southampton was, the subsequent fixture has now taken on even greater importance. A win for Hull would put the two sides level on points, and the spring in Pardew’s step would be forgotten as he trips over his ego and, potentially, through the Selhurst Park exit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 They'll beat Hull sadly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Calling the money men at Palace clueless after 1 (ONE!) win man, you couldn't make it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Calling the money men at Palace clueless after 1 (ONE!) win man, you couldn't make it up. Just a matter of time now before he gets the bullet. The guy is a total knob gobbler. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 when you're the king... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 They'll beat Hull sadly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 I don't even mind managers who have big egos if they have something to brag about like, say Mourinho. This is like a bloke bringing a donkey to the Grand National telling everyone to just hand over the trophy right now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 He's fast becoming my favourite person tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 They'll beat Hull sadly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 I hope he beats Hull, it's an irrelevant match in the grand scheme of things and it prolongs the agony of those sanctimonious Palace fans, so have at it Pardew, do a little dance for the TV. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 http://www.football365.com/news/big-weekend-the-premier-league-watcher-3 Manager to watch – Alan Pardew The cat that got not only the cream, but also a bath of milk, a salmon supper and a scratch behind the ear, all before curling up in front of the fireplace after dragging the corpse of a dead bird into the living room. As laboured as the metaphor is, the point remains the same: The King is back. Alan Pardew wasted barely any time in being Alan Pardew after Crystal Palace secured a 3-0 win over Southampton last week. “We have a lot of serious investors at the club who perhaps don’t know a lot about football,” he said, “so the chairman has been defending me this week.” “It’s hard to dress up six defeats when you are the owner of a club where you have investors,” he would add, ensuring that the rod he had just made for his own back was firmly out of sight. Because if Palace follow up a supposedly job-saving victory with anything less than a win over Hull on Saturday, then Pardew is not back to square one, but behind where he started in the first place. As vital as beating Southampton was, the subsequent fixture has now taken on even greater importance. A win for Hull would put the two sides level on points, and the spring in Pardew’s step would be forgotten as he trips over his ego and, potentially, through the Selhurst Park exit. know what, the cunt's got balls the size of grapefruit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Hull to win, fuck prolonging anything. I want as much misery as possible for cretin and Hull beating him would be just perfect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted December 9, 2016 Share Posted December 9, 2016 Hull to go 2-0 up and then Palace to claw it back to 2-2 near the end? Ring any bells? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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