nemtizz Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The fucking cunt You're a father of two, Dave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Some fine poetry, but what is blaow is it a Pardle? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Fret Astaire is insanely good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Fret Astaire is insanely good Eeee shut up I keep forgetting that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Screencap from the BBC video is a keeper along with his lip-quivering cry against Stoke. http://imgur.com/CBcs06u.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Fucking hell Beren I've just vommed in my mouth. Banhammer pls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Is that a fucking canker under his eye? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Screencap from the BBC video is a keeper along with his lip-quivering cry against Stoke. http://imgur.com/CBcs06u.jpg :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Looks like some old sad cunt I'd give 20p to outside Tesco. What a disgusting old bellend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 What a prick. I dint notice the dance at the time. Pub preparation was more pressing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 I feel like Jill is very drunk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Dave Outstanding Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 I feel like Jill is very drunk Aye you're right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Me tomorrow http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a8ufyj9UK58/UuFkj2qst0I/AAAAAAAAP6Q/KBzWBKe4s9Q/s1600/mr-burns-laughing.gif Class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Screencap from the BBC video is a keeper along with his lip-quivering cry against Stoke. http://imgur.com/CBcs06u.jpg Tell you what, if John Torode went grey... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Looks like some old sad c*** I'd give 20p to outside Tesco. What a disgusting old bellend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 He has a sty on his eye. What a day this has been. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmoset Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Could've at least lost with dignity but no, he just had to do that Really, reaaaaly doesn't help himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Imagine if they'd won + that dance. Doesn't bear thinking about. Creased at how things turned out though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 Too many stiffy's for the Pards floppies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted May 21, 2016 Share Posted May 21, 2016 :lol: :lol: The last few pages are brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 What a fucking dickhead this man is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Reads like an alternate version of Eminem's lose yourself. I implore someone. His balls are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's semen on his pants already, Pards' spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks smug and ready to drop bombs, But the team keep on ignoring what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes so loud He rocks a move, but the win won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality. Oh, there goes gravity Oh, there goes Alan, he choked The f***ing c*** :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J is Justice Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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