Tiresias Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 He'll probably fluke his way into being offered the west ham job and waltz into another 'fairytale reunion' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Best case for me, well aside from him falling under a combine harvester, is for Palace to stand by him until the bitter end, getting relegated, and only then him being sacked. Maximum embarrassment for the club, excruciating for their dickhead fans, and absolutely no excuse for Pardew and his wanker fans in the media. Won't happen though. The absolute ideal scenario for me would be this but them sticking with him after relegation, condemning themselves to absolute purgatory. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Best case for me, well aside from him falling under a combine harvester, is for Palace to stand by him until the bitter end, getting relegated, and only then him being sacked. Maximum embarrassment for the club, excruciating for their dickhead fans, and absolutely no excuse for Pardew and his w***** fans in the media. Won't happen though. He'd resign with 1 game to play, needing a draw to stay up. Palace will get beat and he will proclaim he would of kept them up had he stayed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Got to hope for a draw on Sat to keep the cunt clinging on. A couple of wins in the next 4 or 5 should see him through to pissing away whatever January spends they have before the inevitable sharp nosedive into LLLLLLL territory for the run in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Can see him plodding along just above the relegation zone until January where he spends another 50 million, goes on a 5 game run which allows him to scrape survival again. Or even around 12-14th, with how poor the premier league's bottom half is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 He'll not see out the season if they're in real relegation trouble. He'd be sacked by March. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 pardo and parrish are buddies. think it would take a lot for parrish to even contemplate sacking the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Like having the worst performing team in the whole of English league football over an 11 month period? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Like having the worst performing team in the whole of English league football over an 11 month period? What has that got to do with Pardew though? They've just been unlucky, and conceded a bunch of uncharacteristic goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Was just looking at .com's report of our match against Blackburn when Ben Arfa scored that amazing goal. How patronising is this from Pardew? "In our stadium 30,000 doesn't feel a lot so there was no electricity. Bless the hearts of our fans though. They are paying out for game after game and some of them simply could not afford to be here again. "I've tried to explain to our French-speaking players what being in the hat for the fourth round means. Perhaps it's my French but it seems to have gone over their heads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Was just looking at .com's report of our match against Blackburn when Ben Arfa scored that amazing goal. How patronising is this from Pardew? "In our stadium 30,000 doesn't feel a lot so there was no electricity. Bless the hearts of our fans though. They are paying out for game after game and some of them simply could not afford to be here again. "I've tried to explain to our French-speaking players what being in the hat for the fourth round means. Perhaps it's my French but it seems to have gone over their heads. fuck me! that's awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Needless to say Benny was back on the bench next match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marmoset Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Assuming he goes within this season, what do people reckon his next move is? Championship club? Lower prem club? Punditry? Will he have another great first 6-12 month run at his next club? Place yer beeeets. Internet points will be awarded for most accurate in 24 months time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 He'll get some daft cunt lower prem club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Depends how long this goes on for. If he gets sacked after the next game, most of the media will think he didn't get enough time, which is obviously bollocks but will probably get him another PL job soon enough. If if goes on until March and then he gets sacked with them in really big trouble his reputation could be harmed a bit more Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Assuming he goes within this season, what do people reckon his next move is? Championship club? Lower prem club? Punditry? Will he have another great first 6-12 month run at his next club? Place yer beeeets. Internet points will be awarded for most accurate in 24 months time. Possibly another mid lower prem team or a championship team sniffing about promotion but are lagging, so they feel a change of manager will help. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Hope he gets enough time to take them down, then the opportunity to take them up again from the championship. Then I hope he barely manages to take them to a play-off spot, takes the lead in the play-off final, dances, then loses and gets sacked live during his post-match interview. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Was just looking at .com's report of our match against Blackburn when Ben Arfa scored that amazing goal. How patronising is this from Pardew? "In our stadium 30,000 doesn't feel a lot so there was no electricity. Bless the hearts of our fans though. They are paying out for game after game and some of them simply could not afford to be here again. "I've tried to explain to our French-speaking players what being in the hat for the fourth round means. Perhaps it's my French but it seems to have gone over their heads. How the fuck did he get away with that Can't even remember reading it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozy Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 Was just looking at .com's report of our match against Blackburn when Ben Arfa scored that amazing goal. How patronising is this from Pardew? "In our stadium 30,000 doesn't feel a lot so there was no electricity. Bless the hearts of our fans though. They are paying out for game after game and some of them simply could not afford to be here again. "I've tried to explain to our French-speaking players what being in the hat for the fourth round means. Perhaps it's my French but it seems to have gone over their heads. That reads like it was accompanied by an nice inflammatory pat on the head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 He really said that ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 He really said that ? He reckoned the North East is thick so it's hardly out of place for him Which is ironic because he struggles to speak English Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 It's quite impressive how wrong at being a human being he can be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 It's quite impressive how wrong at being a human being he can be. At least he's a cunt to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 pardo and parrish are buddies. think it would take a lot for parrish to even contemplate sacking the cunt. Parrish looks like one of those naive (about football) owners - I can see Pardew easily deceiving him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 pardo and parrish are buddies. think it would take a lot for parrish to even contemplate sacking the cunt. Parrish looks like one of those naive (about football) owners - I can see Pardew easily deceiving him. Even someone who doesn't know much about football will understand enough to know that constantly battling relegation is a sign that the manager is a dud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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