watty 1892 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 He makes it so easy to hate him Absolutely, it takes no effort at all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Shame he wasn't checking the time on a pocket watch attached to a chain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 That bloke next to him looks disgusted Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 That bloke next to him looks disgusted Pardew's blatantly just dropped an eggy one and is giving him his best shit eating it grin daring him to say something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted January 8, 2017 Share Posted January 8, 2017 Pocket square and cravat for Sutton v Wimbledon Shouldn't the pocket square and cravat match ? Or at least be the same colour ? Christ , I've gone all Trinny and Susannah . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Pocket square and cravat for Sutton v Wimbledon Shouldn't the pocket square and cravat match ? Or at least be the same colour ? Christ , I've gone all Trinny and Susannah . When you're the king, you can do whatever you want. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Shocking pun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2562462/is-alan-pardew-going-to-manage-melbourne-city-ex-palace-boss-linked-with-move-to-australian-a-league/ I am in place to conduct the assassination if required. On the one hand, I would love Pardew to bomb out here in the Awful-League. But I shudder to think of the fawning coverage a "big name" like this self-promoting twat would get from our shitty, no-mark media makes me want to hurl. Luckily the entire article is conjecture and tea leaves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Shocking pun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/2562462/is-alan-pardew-going-to-manage-melbourne-city-ex-palace-boss-linked-with-move-to-australian-a-league/ I am in place to conduct the assassination if required. On the one hand, I would love Pardew to bomb out here in the Awful-League. But I shudder to think of the fawning coverage a "big name" like this self-promoting t*** would get from our shitty, no-mark media makes me want to hurl. Luckily the entire article is conjecture and tea leaves Hopefully he will get chinned off your Kangaroo mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 His wife's pretty tasty for a slightly more mature model; his constant philandering is surely the sign of someone with underlying confidence issues. She's Swedish isn't she? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 His wife's pretty tasty for a slightly more mature model; his constant philandering is surely the sign of someone with underlying confidence issues. She's Swedish isn't she? Yes, think so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatwax Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Having English as a second language would definitely make Pardew's patter slightly more bareable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyman Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 His wife's pretty tasty for a slightly more mature model; his constant philandering is surely the sign of someone with underlying confidence issues. She's Swedish isn't she? Yes, think so. Met Alan in 2013 and told him I'm from Norway. "Oh, really? My wife is Swedish " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 His wife's pretty tasty for a slightly more mature model; his constant philandering is surely the sign of someone with underlying confidence issues. She's Swedish isn't she? Yes, think so. Met Alan in 2013 and told him I'm from Norway. "Oh, really? My wife is Swedish " And then you punched him in his face, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyman Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Asked for his wife's number, so he headbutted me. Naaaa. I couldn't care less tbh. My friend who I was travelling with was very excited to see the Newcastle manager, that's all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Asked for his wife's number, so he headbutted me. Naaaa. I couldn't care less tbh. My friend who I was travelling with was very excited to see the Newcastle manager, that's all. Was his name Ian? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Asked for his wife's number, so he headbutted me. Naaaa. I couldn't care less tbh. My friend who I was travelling with was very excited to see the Newcastle manager, that's all. Was his name Ian? nowt is forgotten here... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 Asked for his wife's number, so he headbutted me. Naaaa. I couldn't care less tbh. My friend who I was travelling with was very excited to see the Newcastle manager, that's all. Was his name Ian? nowt is forgotten here... Forgotten? Figures didn't even register til the back end of the 14/15 season, this shit's getting passed down from generation to generation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyman Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/8067/1110/1600/HistoryOfViolence-52.jpg "So I heard you met Pardew a while back.........'Ian'..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Stal Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 This is my new favourite thing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TRon Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 That is priceless Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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