Figures 1-0 Football Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Dear Lord the season needs to start soon. Discussing who has the longest river Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Reckon Rafa has a bigger dick than Moyes tbh. Definitely girthier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Mackem Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Dear Lord the season needs to start soon. Discussing who has the longest river Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Mackem Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Reckon Rafa has a bigger dick than Moyes tbh. Definitely girthier. F*ck off man. Benitez will have a fat man's c0ck, no doubt about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Think I'm starting to agree with Dave Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Sunderland has a beach. Fuck you Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Think I'm starting to agree with Dave Aye but how big is his nearest river? If he's rocking a 50km tadpole then that explains a lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Think I'm starting to agree with Dave Aye but how big is his nearest river? If he's rocking a 50km tadpole then that explains a lot. Dare you to PM him asking that very question Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 who will have the biggest river in the championship this season? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Fulham Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Fulham They only have a small section of the Thames though, Dave. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Notts Forest? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Aye Forest's ground is right beside the river Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Notts Forest? nah they will have the biggest forest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Sunderland has a beach. f*** you Newcastle. Tynemouth = Geordie. Actually, while I'm on, and with acknowledgement to Goodness Gracious Me, in no particular order: Flavoured crisps (Hogget's not Tudor), Geordie. Steam Traction Engine, Geordie. Light bulb, Geordie. Intercity train travel,Geordie. Angel of the North, Geordie. Stan Laurel, Geordie. Outdoor electric lighting, Geordie. Greggs, Geordie. Robson Green, Geordie. Imogen Stubbs, Geordie. Bobby & Jack Charlton, Peter Beardsley, Bryan Robson, Alan Shearer, Steve Bruce, Lawrie Makemenemy, Gazza, Jackie Milburn, all Geordie. Our Friends in the North, Geordie. Byker Grove, Geordie. Mr Bean, Geordie. Ant & Dec, Geordie. The Likely Lads, Geordie. Self-righting Lifeboat, Geordie. Sting, Geordie. Brian Johnson, Geordie. The Animals, Lindisfarne, Geordie (ahem), all Geordie. The Stottie, Geordie. Newcastle Brown Ale,Geordie. Hydraulic Crane, Geordie. Jimi Hendrix, Geordie. The Light Switch, Geordie. The Windscreen Wiper, Geordie. Lucozade,Geordie. Viz, Geordie. Auf Weidersen Pet, Geordie. When The Boat Comes In, Geordie. Spender, Geordie. The Planet Neptune/Sir George Airy, Geordie. Earl Grey & his/his lasses tea, Geordie. Britain's Best Street (Grey St), Geordie. UK's most popular author: Catherine Cookson, Geordie. Jimmy Nail, Geordie. Sexiest woman alive/Quen of Heaton (2009-10), Geordie. Shania Twain, Geordie. First stained glass, Geordie. Jarrow March, Geordie. The lift/William Horner, Geordie. Endocrinology/Thomas Addison, Geordie. Our understanding of the planet Earth/Harold Jeffreys & Arthur Holmes, Geordie. Mason-Dixon Line, Geordie. Get Carter, Geordie. Botany/William Turner, Geordie. Bobby Thompson, Geordie. Reinforced concrete, Geordie. Trilby Hat, Geordie. Joy Stick, Geordie. Tony Balir, Geordie. Most friendly accent in Britain, Geordie. Gladiator, American Gangster, Alien, all Geordie. Segedunum to Vindolanda, Geordie. Top Gun, Beverley Hills Cop, Geordie. Fishing Reel, Geordie. Kippers, Geordie. 13 major British castles, Geordie. Jazz, Geordie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 This thread is utter shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 This thread is utter shite. Fitting really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Humourless git. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 This thread has turned into RTG. Ferk off. Cernt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 This thread has turned into RTG. Ferk off. Cernt. Mag ^ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 It's a sign of the times; as others have said it used to be about us laughing at them. Now we've got people constantly monitoring their message board to give us vital updates and comparing rivers. I blame Pardew; the fucking useless cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Can someone find out what Uncal Mick is up to these days? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 4, 2016 Share Posted August 4, 2016 Newcastle has a helipad, does Sunderland? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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