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Bob Mortimer's song about Sunderland. For context, the guy he is singing it to is from Sunderland.

 

 

:lol:

 

:lol: This is far too catchy.

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Glorious Mack-slapping that!

 

 

That clockstand paddock guy is trying to talk sense but the others won't have it.

 

Some logic from a sole Mackem. Tbf to him, he sounds like he knows what he's taking about.

 

The rest of them are so bitter and deluded though. "Our fans......"  :lol:

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Fucking hell man, i need to stop laughing at that song and get something done. Keeps popping into my head. 

 

"Sorry dad i've shit me pants

It's the lack of suspension on the fucking fun bus"

 

FFS  :lol:

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Bob Mortimer's song about Sunderland. For context, the guy he is singing it to is from Sunderland.

 

 

:lol:

 

Theres a line at 1:58 "There's the factory where they bread the pork", and weirdly on cookdandbombd comedy forum a poster (not me) made a similar reference on the thread 'Top 10 Worst Towns to live in Britain'

 

I passed a place that processed mechanically reformed meat while in Sunderland. It had a dirty disgusting looking exterior more akin to a scrap metal yard. Summed it up.

 

Get up in the morning in Sunderland, go to work at the mechanically reformed meat place in Sunderland. Throw up a pasty in Sunderland. Pawn a Ps2 for a tenner in Sunderland. Get through a box a night in Sunderland. Swear at your 8 year old mistake in Sunderland. Watch Sunderland lose in Sunderland. Hold onto the remains of some railings in the dark. In Sunderland.

 

Just need a Sunderland Bruce Springsteen to tear it all apart in a blistering man rock cry w*nk.

 

https://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php/topic,65355.0.html

 

Odd that there's two such similar independently-made references in the space of 3 days. Though nice to see the rest of the UK has similar views on chickentown as we do.

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Bob Mortimer's song about Sunderland. For context, the guy he is singing it to is from Sunderland.

 

 

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Dawson is a total arsehole n all.

Is that the other lad? He's absolute fuckin pony, so much so I can't listen to that podcast.

 

Och he's alright, obviously Bob is my hero and it's mostly him.

 

I thought it was "render pork" myself.

 

I keep laughing at "put your dumplings in the flask" and filling an asda bag with crisps to go out :lol:

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Bob Mortimer's song about Sunderland. For context, the guy he is singing it to is from Sunderland.

 

 

[emoji38]

 

Dawson is a total arsehole n all.

Is that the other lad? He's absolute fuckin pony, so much so I can't listen to that podcast.

 

Och he's alright, obviously Bob is my hero and it's mostly him.

 

I thought it was "render pork" myself.

 

I keep laughing at "put your dumplings in the flask" and filling an asda bag with crisps to go out [emoji38]

That song is funny but it's all Bob right?
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I have never known somebody make an arse of themselves on Twitter as frequently as Andy Dawson does. Comes to something when you have to delete your tweets every couple of months because you've been made to look a prick by people like Curtis Stigers.

Aye that's him then. An absolute bellend. Love Bob to bits but fuck that.
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To be fair the price isn't that far off ours. 350 for us 50 for them but they take on 300 debt.

 

That's the crux of the problem, he really either needs to pay the debt off himself and sell for 50 - 100 mill, if they drop to league 1, you could probably half that. Or sell the club for a penny, write off his personal debt, but even then finding a buyer who will take on the external debt of 130 mill or whatever it is will be impossible.

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To be fair the price isn't that far off ours. 350 for us 50 for them but they take on 300 debt.

 

£300m debt?!

 

I thought it was about £70m (which probably will have been reduced by about £15m after last summer!)?!

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To be fair the price isn't that far off ours. 350 for us 50 for them but they take on 300 debt.

 

£300m debt?!

 

I thought it was about £70m (which probably will have been reduced by about £15m after last summer!)?!

Oh I wasn't being serious about the level of debt just matched it up to our asking price. 50m isn't a true story though given the debt they have.

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To be fair the price isn't that far off ours. 350 for us 50 for them but they take on 300 debt.

 

£300m debt?!

 

I thought it was about £70m (which probably will have been reduced by about £15m after last summer!)?!

Oh I wasn't being serious about the level of debt just matched it up to our asking price. 50m isn't a true story though given the debt they have.

 

Aha! Yeah definitely pal - no way Short is writing more of his money off! He must DEPSISE Niall Quinn!

 

Anyone know how much he has spunked in total on them?

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