Cookie1892 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS DOING ME HEEEEEEED IN MAN GET IT DONE ALREADY GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS MAYOR OF NEWCASTLE FUCKING ANYTHING JUST GET IT DONE Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 I don't think this forum will survive if we don't get Benitez Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 I don't believe it. My fucking bet. http://i.imgur.com/YqkW8V2.png strong wind up that. Kudos. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Now we sign Benitez, now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 There's nothing about Alex Neil anywhere. What a random thing to make up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Ladies and gentleman... I present to you, Ready To Groom and their jealousy: Couldn't think of a worse manager in a relegation situation tbh. If it was us I'd be gutted. Of course he could get a better job, which leaves money as the only visible reason he would go to the landfill. With the situation both clubs are in give me big Sam over Benitez any day. He's been there, done that. If Benitez does take over them, and I still don't think he's daft enough, he'll get a maximum of 6 points from now till the end of the season. Feel free to bookmark this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Ladies and gentleman... I present to you, Ready To Groom and their jealousy: Couldn't think of a worse manager in a relegation situation tbh. If it was us I'd be gutted. Of course he could get a better job, which leaves money as the only visible reason he would go to the landfill. With the situation both clubs are in give me big Sam over Benitez any day. He's been there, done that. If Benitez does take over them, and I still don't think he's daft enough, he'll get a maximum of 6 points from now till the end of the season. Feel free to bookmark this. God I hope we get Benetiz in and smash them in the derby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Am reading that right, a fucking mackem is referring to either the city of Newcastle or SJP as a landfill? Incredible stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisd09 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Could you imagine it us actually having the new manager bounce for the derby and smashing them. Fat Sam over Benitez :) They do have a sense of humour at least Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Rafa, fucking, Benitez Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John P Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Just read every word of Benitez's Wiki article, I'm getting myself far too excited. One thing in particular which stands out at the end is his career totals as a manager: P961 W490 D234 L237 Win Percentage 50.99% Goal Difference +635 His record in the cups and Europe is even better, win % of 52-58%. Must have been a while since we had a manager with anything like as a good a record as that. Bobby's was probably worse. Wonder what The King's and McClaren's would be like in comparison? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Ladies and gentleman... I present to you, Ready To Groom and their jealousy: Couldn't think of a worse manager in a relegation situation tbh. If it was us I'd be gutted. Of course he could get a better job, which leaves money as the only visible reason he would go to the landfill. With the situation both clubs are in give me big Sam over Benitez any day. He's been there, done that. If Benitez does take over them, and I still don't think he's daft enough, he'll get a maximum of 6 points from now till the end of the season. Feel free to bookmark this. the first and last quotes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Could you imagine it us actually having the new manager bounce for the derby and smashing them. Fat Sam over Benitez :) They do have a sense of humour at least We're doing a Sunderland, hiring a new manager a game before the derby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Am reading that right, a f***ing mackem is referring to either the city of Newcastle or SJP as a landfill? Incredible stuff. And, without a hint of irony, considering where their own ground is built. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Could you imagine it us actually having the new manager bounce for the derby and smashing them. Fat Sam over Benitez :) They do have a sense of humour at least We're doing a Sunderland, hiring a new manager a game before the derby If you can't beat them.. (literally).. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Fuck sake, it doesn't even look legit Fuck MS paint. P.S. sorry, I've always wondered what it'd be like to be that guy. I can tell you it's underwhelming. Next time use photoshop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 I seriously hate this club as soon as I was ready to say fuck it until Ashley was gone, we are on the cusp of hiring Rafa Benitez. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Rafa, f***ing, Benitez Hopefully the players say this when he walks in day 1 and raise their game 10 levels Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Well I'm glad I got some work done this morning before logging on because I'll be doing fuck all for the rest of the day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 I havent looked at the table much recently and realised how adrift Us, Mackems and Norwich are. I reckon we might have a change of catching palace though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 "I'd have big Sam over Benitez any day" Deary me, I worry for that lot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 'I'd be gutted' :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Imagine someone convincing himself that he would be "gutted" if they sacked Sam today and replaced him with Benitez They'd be buying Rafa some chocolates and flying planes over Newcastle man such a shit little club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisd09 Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Could you imagine it us actually having the new manager bounce for the derby and smashing them. Fat Sam over Benitez :) They do have a sense of humour at least We're doing a Sunderland, hiring a new manager a game before the derby As long as it doesn't turn into the cycle thing they seem to go for. We are long long long overdue smashing these lot. I hope my optimism is not dashed now. Come on Rafa man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted March 10, 2016 Share Posted March 10, 2016 Well I'm glad I got some work done this morning before logging on because I'll be doing f*** all for the rest of the day. I manage a school ICT network. If it comes off I might start messing with people's computers in lessons and replacing the teacher projector outputs with massive pictures of Rafa's face. So tempting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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