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Newcastle United 1-1 Sunderland - 20/03/16 - Post match discussion from p.47


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Worst player?

 

Perez, for me. Caught in possession every time the ball gets near him. He and Mitro offer nothing at all. Sissoko has been clumsy as fuck as usual, Shelvey looks hesistant on the ball. Defense as a whole looks retarded.

 

Townsend has flashed with the ball at his feet. Holy fuck is he brain dead though, he plays like he has football autism. Doesn't ever read what his teammates are going to do.

 

Wijnaldum has had some nice moments. He must be amazing in 5 a side games, fuck knows what his position is in a real game though.

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Absolutely no desire in that whole 45 mins.

 

Mitro has been a waste of a place. Everything has bounced off him, or been miss-controlled. He missed a sitter, too.

 

Colback is a massive hole in our side. He should commit suicide in the changers if he has any chance of redeeming himself.

 

The whole team has a massive gap between our useless lone strike and the rest of the team. Meaning they own the midfield.

 

If nothing changes at half time then I'm chalking this down to bad tactics. And that falls on the boss, just like it would any previous boss.

 

All we've been doing the last number of year is the blaming managers.

 

Let's face the players are fucking shit and not even a top manager can improve them as we're seeing first hand.

 

The people running the club are amateurs who don't have a single fucking clue, pile of morons.

 

The way this club has been run it deserves championship football and that's exactly what it will get.

 

There is no hope this club is fucked.

 

 

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It was fucking disgusting how they never let us take the corner at HT, he only played 1 minute despite the Sunderland players celebrating for 2 after the goal. I thought the advantage is always supposed to go to the attacking team.

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I'm not sure what Mitro and Perez can offer under these circumstances, its like we're playing 2 upfront for the sole purpose of closing down their centrebacks.

 

Fucking Colback, its like when we had Shola inexplicably starting every game, only worse.

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Their luck is f***ing insane, do f*** all have a rebound and score. Like f***ing clockwork.

They have been the better side and have a striker who can actually score.

 

Not really, they have done fuck all up till that point. Plus we never ever get into situations to allow our striker to score. When ever do we ever score from a rebounded tap in or even get the opportunity to do so? the build up of how we create chances is a bigger problem.

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Caught the half time analysis there. Four men unmarked in the box from the attempted clearance. Where the fuck is everybody? Don't think any manager can help that. School ground stuff.

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It's not elliot. You can only get hit with shots so many times before one goes in. He saved a good header near the start of the half. Everything has come down our left. We're letting too much in on that side. This is embarrassing, especially at home. Make the right substitutions and we can still win this.

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Not seen much from us to get excited about.  Sissoko on the left and Townsend on the right is a puzzler and Shelvey and Gini are getting killed in the middle.  I'd actually get Perez of first, bring on Saivet to shore up the centre, Sissoko on the right, Townsend on the left and Gini no.10.

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If Janmaat plays one more shitty cross into the box... someone should tot it up, like the amount of time wasted in each match down to his poor distribution.

 

Colback is possibly the worst player to ever pull on the shirt. Please, just please sub him.. he's a sending off waiting to happen.

 

Townsend looks ok, as does Wijnaldum when he's on the ball. Shelvey has looked so so. I'd bring Saivet on for Perez.

 

Cisse for Mitrovic, he's not at the races either.

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Worst player?

 

Perez, for me. Caught in possession every time the ball gets near him. He and Mitro offer nothing at all. Sissoko has been clumsy as fuck as usual, Shelvey looks hesistant on the ball. Defense as a whole looks retarded.

 

Townsend has flashed with the ball at his feet. Holy fuck is he brain dead though, he plays like he has football autism. Doesn't ever read what his teammates are going to do.

 

Wijnaldum has had some nice moments. He must be amazing in 5 a side games, fuck knows what his position is in a real game though.

Perez has been way better than Mitrovic and he's still been shit. He's actually contributed at times, winning the free kick just outside their box and starting a few counters. Mitrovic has got utterly bullied all game

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