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How the hell we gonna call Lejeune a cracking signing after ~30 minutes of play?  :lol:

 

We can't but... you know it and I know it. We've also observed his ball work in pre season. Merino looks a mint signing too.

 

That said, we are having to rely on getting lucky with good signings because we certainly aren't prepared to pay for them.

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Happy yellow tie purple dildo deadline day! Roll on 5pm for "no more business today " to put us out our misery

 

11pm tonight I think, a nice evening of staring at Natalie and Hayley's tits.

Think Natalie is on at noon though followed by Kirsty. Hayley should be on with Jim White.

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Happy yellow tie purple dildo deadline day! Roll on 5pm for "no more business today " to put us out our misery

 

11pm tonight I think, a nice evening of staring at Natalie and Hayley's tits.

Think Natalie is on at noon though followed by Kirsty. Hayley should be on with Jim White.

 

Love those two

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This deadline day shall be as beautifully crisp and unsullied by our activity as freshly fallen snow, as a crystal clear stream tumbling down a virgin mountain peak, as calm and tranquil as a millpond at midnight, as relevant to Newcastle as the Champion's League draw.

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This deadline day shall be as beautifully crisp and unsullied by our activity as freshly fallen snow, as a crystal clear stream tumbling down a virgin mountain peak, as calm and tranquil as a millpond at midnight, as relevant to Newcastle as the Champion's League draw.

 

Consider me becalmed.

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This deadline day shall be as beautifully crisp and unsullied by our activity as freshly fallen snow, as a crystal clear stream tumbling down a virgin mountain peak, as calm and tranquil as a millpond at midnight, as relevant to Newcastle as the Champion's League draw.

Fuck that for imagery. I'm snowboarding into your imagined tranquility. Then churning-up the virgin snow metaphorical inactivity like a Tourette's afflicted rapper. Screaming: "Walk... fat cunt... sell, sell, sell, buy, buy, buy. Oil-up the fax machine ye fuckers!"

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