Andymc1 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 All Scots are angry little f***ers! All he needs is to come on playing the bagpipes to fulfil the stereotype. I love him I do, no idea how or why he's playing for us in this league but he is absolutely mint. He's barely even Scottish Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 How many assists does he have for us ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 3 Assists according to some shite stats website I've come across, but sure hes got more, it also says Shelvey has 2 assists and I'm sure he has more too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Well he's had two in the last two games so not sure that's right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Nah those stats are correct. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Well he's had two in the last two games so not sure that's right. No he hasn't Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 He's got 3 league assists and 1 cup assist Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 All Scots are angry little f***ers! All he needs is to come on playing the bagpipes to fulfil the stereotype. I love him I do, no idea how or why he's playing for us in this league but he is absolutely mint. He's barely even Scottish His dad is Scottish. any local lad on here that has a child born anywhere else would still be claiming it as a Geordie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Well he's had two in the last two games so not sure that's right. No he hasn't Three games sorry, thought wolves was before Norwich for some reason. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Shelvey makes a lot of goals by providing the ball on a plate to someone to play the final ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Aye it's ridiculous Shelvey only has 2 assists when you think about it Must have been heavily involved in about half of our goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Wait, Shelvey and Ritchie only has five league assists between them? What the hell? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Probably a lot of hockey assists. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Shelvey must have a few Xavissists. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Shelvey must have a few Xavissists. is that assisting an assist? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Indeed. Or playing the killer pass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aiston Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Wait, Shelvey and Ritchie only has five league assists between them? What the hell? Both of them pretty much been the assist of the assists. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 All Scots are angry little f***ers! All he needs is to come on playing the bagpipes to fulfil the stereotype. I love him I do, no idea how or why he's playing for us in this league but he is absolutely mint. He's barely even Scottish His dad is Scottish. any local lad on here that has a child born anywhere else would still be claiming it as a Geordie. I can attest to that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 Wait, Shelvey and Ritchie only has five league assists between them? What the hell? Stats only really tell half a story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 30, 2016 Share Posted September 30, 2016 TBF TRon it's almost none of the story in this case Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Where was he today? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Where was he today? Was ill apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Glad we can seemingly win comfortably without him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Where was he today? Hungover. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 All Scots are angry little f***ers! All he needs is to come on playing the bagpipes to fulfil the stereotype. I love him I do, no idea how or why he's playing for us in this league but he is absolutely mint. He's barely even Scottish His dad is Scottish. any local lad on here that has a child born anywhere else would still be claiming it as a Geordie. This is true - my kids both born outside of Newcastle and I'm always telling them that they bleed black and white. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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