WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 I would love to sell you my decrepit house but I'm afraid I'll be wanting to retain control and use of the decor, kitchen and gardens. I will also not accept anything other than a cash buy. And I still want to bring my dog around every morning for a shite on the lawn. ...Oh & dont ever look under the patio Also comes with a free attic gimp called Beardo, under the provision that you treat him nicely and feed him nice lumpy, lumpy chicken wraps daily FYP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 I would love to sell you my decrepit house but I'm afraid I'll be wanting to retain control and use of the decor, kitchen and gardens. I will also not accept anything other than a cash buy. And I still want to bring my dog around every morning for a shite on the lawn. ...Oh & dont ever look under the patio Also comes with a free attic gimp called Beardo, under the provision that you treat him nicely and feed him nice lumpy, lumpy chicken wraps daily FYP. And some nice boilers for his missus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 I would love to sell you my decrepit house but I'm afraid I'll be wanting to retain control and use of the decor, kitchen and gardens. I will also not accept anything other than a cash buy. And I still want to bring my dog around every morning for a shite on the lawn. ...dog dirt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 No chance of these loan deals now that Patisserie Valerie has fell into administration. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 4 HoF stores saved including the Metro Centre one. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46959813 All hail King Mike. From what I've heard they wont have many staff left to fill them, leaving in their droves because of the new contracts. Why don't they just refuse the new contracts? I've done that twice at separate employers. Nobody can just change your contract unless you agree to it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordie_b Posted January 22, 2019 Share Posted January 22, 2019 Was in the Metrocentre HOF before Xmas and it was already selling SportsDirect stock Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Was in the Metrocentre HOShit before shitmas and it was already selling ShitDirect shit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 We need to promote a Rafa type "fact" sheet to give the clueless pundits some correct information because I'm starting to hate their lies as much as Ashley himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 4 HoF stores saved including the Metro Centre one. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-46959813 All hail King Mike. From what I've heard they wont have many staff left to fill them, leaving in their droves because of the new contracts. Why don't they just refuse the new contracts? I've done that twice at separate employers. Nobody can just change your contract unless you agree to it. What happens then? Can’t they just sack you for not agreeing to a contract? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Fwiw I reckon when he'll probably back the next manager after Benitez, the same way he did with Shteve mc. He'll get one more season of spending nothing and us scraping 17th. He knows Benitez will keep us up and he knows the next man will need a bit. HMV and HOF have been bigger priorities. He knows that with success, he'll have to build on it. Benitez is too ambitious for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Why does he back shit managers and not good ones? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Fwiw I reckon when he'll probably back the next manager after Benitez, the same way he did with Shteve mc. He'll get one more season of spending nothing and us scraping 17th. He knows Benitez will keep us up and he knows the next man will need a bit. HMV and HOF have been bigger priorities. He knows that with success, he'll have to build on it. Benitez is too ambitious for him. This is it, he knows we can save more money by having a manager like rafa who can work miracles with a poor squad. Once he knows he has a dud of a manager, they'll be given money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikri Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Why does he back s*** managers and not good ones? He backs Yes Men, if they agree that he's right he'll give them cash, if they argue he'll withhold Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Why does he back s*** managers and not good ones? He backs Yes Men, if they agree that he's right he'll give them cash, if they argue he'll withhold Ashley logic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Why does he back s*** managers and not good ones? He backs Yes Men, if they agree that he's right he'll give them cash, if they argue he'll withhold He doesn't even give them cash, he bring in players with sell on value, even if the manager wants them or not and the previous whipping boys just take it. Where Rafa wants his own players in, so Fat Mike can't play real life Footy manager that way, so is in a huff and not letting him have any money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Ashley wants to do the minimum required to finish 17th every year. After McClaren and Rafa, he's figured out that it's better to just spend a few million more on a quality manager rather than give £80m to a shit one. Cheaper, with similar results. He'll be desperate for Rafa to stay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 He'll be desperate for Rafa to stay. But he's not prepared to do anything to make it happen? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 He'll be desperate for Rafa to stay. But he's not prepared to do anything to make it happen? Drip feed him. Kindly release a fraction of the Mitrovic money to placate him, play off of his love for our fans and potential. Do just enough to get that contract signed, then a glorious return to net profits and spreadsheet honours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Despite his initial application for an advertisement screen on his new Flannels store on Northumberland street, he has received approval for a different application for it. Must have given someone at the council a backhander as it was approved the day his new application was submitted and did not get a chance to viewed by the public. https://publicaccessapplications.newcastle.gov.uk/online-applications/applicationDetails.do?activeTab=documents&keyVal=PHPYQOBSK4R00 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Even talksport digging him out this morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 talkSport is the most bipolar (for obvious reasons) media outlet going. You'll have Adrian Durham on this afternoon telling us Newcastle fans are disgraceful if they complain about no money being spent when Ashley is saving jobs at HMV. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Even talksport digging him out this morning. White demanding to know why he won't do what he said he would do and sell while Jordan saying he wants way more than it's worth and nobody will pay and while it isn't costing him money he will not sell. Is that digging him out? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Did Jordan say he's always said Newcastle are a big club, a big club in Newcastle? He likes to mention that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 stars out of 5 Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 He'll be desperate for Rafa to stay. But he's not prepared to do anything to make it happen? Drip feed him. Kindly release a fraction of the Mitrovic money to placate him, play off of his love for our fans and potential. Do just enough to get that contract signed, then a glorious return to net profits and spreadsheet honours. I agree he will do the bare minimum now which will placate Rafa enough to stay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted January 23, 2019 Share Posted January 23, 2019 Did Jordan say he's always said Newcastle are a big club, a big club in Newcastle? He likes to mention that one. Don't think so but he's a twat so who cares. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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