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Joined Newcastle United on loan and in his first press conference explained "Sunderland paid for my flight over here, thanks lads but your cheesey chips are S**t". Smashed in a 40 yard free kick to relegate Fulham and proceeded to slyly headbutt Alexandra Mitrovic. Mitro was indeed on fire after that incident. He then went on to score 100 goals in the second half of the season. He is also hung like a horse.

 

Dear me.

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Physically-built but poor intelligence. Not sure what to think about this one.

 

And his Belgium caps don't necessarily suggest he's good - Belgium are notoriously poor at full-back.

Let’s look at it this way. Would dummett get in the Belgian squad?

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Physically-built but poor intelligence. Not sure what to think about this one.

 

And his Belgium caps don't necessarily suggest he's good - Belgium are notoriously poor at full-back.

Let’s look at it this way. Would dummett get in the Belgian squad?

 

Not eligible so it would be a strange call up, even by Martinez' standards.

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Supposedly been one of our main targets since the window opened.

 

2 things with that.

 

If he was a main target on 1st January why didn't we sign him on 1st January?

 

If he was a main target and he's never been mentioned before today it just shows how much journalists actually know about what's going on as he has gone right under their radar just like Schar and Fernandez did in the summer.

 

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