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Mike Ashley (former owner) (still alive)


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i mean ashley going to the saudi lads hoose is surely the best case scenario

 

"look mike, before we finalise this thing let me show you my home cinema/man cave area i've just had done out in the basement"

 

"sorry no i don't have any carling"

 

"no fosters either"

 

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i mean ashley going to the saudi lads hoose is surely the best case scenario

 

"look mike, before we finalise this thing let me show you my home cinema/man cave area i've just had done out in the basement"

 

"sorry no i don't have any carling"

 

"no fosters either"

 

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Ahhhhhh nice that he’s having a sleepover

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He usually uses a helicopter called G-MOAL, though he has been known to use G-MAOL (the one in the tweet) as it’s owned by the same company. I think one is his personal helicopter and the other is Sports Direct’s.

 

Landing 5 miles away from his house though is interesting, not the least because there is enough land for a helicopter to land on the actual site of the princes house, so why would he land 5 miles away?

Then again public flight radar data for private helicopters and planes can be a bit out.

 

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That screen shot is showing the helicopter at 1350 altitude, can’t see if it’s feet or metres but it’s certainly not where it landed or took off from, that’ll have been somewhere nearby.

 

Anybody seen Die Hard 2?

Anybody know how to do that thing with the computer?

 

We should all club together and buy that curry house he loves and goes to every week and ban him until he sells the club.

 

If we all chipped in for a fraction of that price we could hire someone to Dirty Den him with some daffs.

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He usually uses a helicopter called G-MOAL, though he has been known to use G-MAOL (the one in the tweet) as it’s owned by the same company. I think one is his personal helicopter and the other is Sports Direct’s.

 

Landing 5 miles away from his house though is interesting, not the least because there is enough land for a helicopter to land on the actual site of the princes house, so why would he land 5 miles away?

Then again public flight radar data for private helicopters and planes can be a bit out.

 

 

He's deliberately landed at the wrong gaff so he he doesn't have to sell.

 

"Are you sure the Crown Prince is called Johnny Hallyday, Mike?"

 

"Absolument."

 

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We should all club together and buy that curry house he loves and goes to every week and ban him until he sells the club.

 

Or reduce the menu to a really basic ‘curry’, stop serving alcohol and refuse to clean it but still charge the same price for what he’s getting. Telling him things won’t improve until the restaurant is able to ‘wipe its own nose’ then refuse to sell it to anyone despite putting it on the market twice a year just to get his hopes up.

 

And bring in Joe Kinnear as manager.

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i mean ashley going to the saudi lads hoose is surely the best case scenario

 

"look mike, before we finalise this thing let me show you my home cinema/man cave area i've just had done out in the basement"

 

"sorry no i don't have any carling"

 

"no fosters either"

 

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

Considering what they do in embassies, isn’t Ashley getting invited to a home absolutely fabulous news? I hope they use a giant SlapChop™️

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When this latest horseshit disappears into the ether, I’m betting the next one is a Chinese trillionaire with links to Rafa who’s been at the data room stage for 6 months but no price agreed yet. It’ll come out in June just in time to drag on through the summer.

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