geordiedean Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Imaginary scenario. You’re driving through a town centre late one night and as you are parked at the traffic lights, a pissed up Mike Ashley bundles into the back seat of your car mistakingly believing that you were his Uber home. He’s had a lot to drink and is barely conscious. What would you do? Re enact the scene from Pulp Fiction which results in a visit to Mr Wolf Mr Wolf will then ask me if I saw the sign for Dead Ashley storage Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Imaginary scenario. You’re driving through a town centre late one night and as you are parked at the traffic lights, a pissed up Mike Ashley bundles into the back seat of your car mistakingly believing that you were his Uber home. He’s had a lot to drink and is barely conscious. What would you do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Imaginary scenario. You’re driving through a town centre late one night and as you are parked at the traffic lights, a pissed up Mike Ashley bundles into the back seat of your car mistakingly believing that you were his Uber home. He’s had a lot to drink and is barely conscious. What would you do? Re enact the scene from Pulp Fiction which results in a visit to Mr Wolf Just drive him straight to the scrapyard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
number9shirt Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 A poster on NUFCBLOG.com (I know I know ) Bambams they are called is claiming he has been told this morning that the deal with BZG is off as they dont have the funds. Claims it is directly from someone who you will see at the match with Ashley but mainly Charnley on regular basis. He has posted on there for a number of years. To be honest it wouldn't surprise me its following the same path every other takeover has. We have had the whole Ashley wants to know where the Takeover is at and now we will get the whole they dont have the funds. It is so draining supporting NUFC with that Fat c*** as a owner. :'( I wouldn't believe anything anyone says on that blog they are all fantasists. Used to read it, don't waste your time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Imaginary scenario. You’re driving through a town centre late one night and as you are parked at the traffic lights, a pissed up Mike Ashley bundles into the back seat of your car mistakingly believing that you were his Uber home. He’s had a lot to drink and is barely conscious. What would you do? Re enact the scene from Pulp Fiction which results in a visit to Mr Wolf Mr Wolf will then ask me if I saw the sign for Dead Ashley storage I'd do Mr Blonde from Reservoir Dogs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Imaginary scenario. You’re driving through a town centre late one night and as you are parked at the traffic lights, a pissed up Mike Ashley bundles into the back seat of your car mistakingly believing that you were his Uber home. He’s had a lot to drink and is barely conscious. What would you do? Try to communicate with him that this is not his Uber and that he should get out. If he's falling completely out of consciousness and it's looking hairy, I'd take him to the ER because I'm not a murderer/psychopath. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gonzo Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Imaginary scenario. You’re driving through a town centre late one night and as you are parked at the traffic lights, a p*ssed up Mike Ashley bundles into the back seat of your car mistakingly believing that you were his Uber home. He’s had a lot to drink and is barely conscious. What would you do? Try to communicate with him that this is not his Uber and that he should get out. If he's falling completely out of consciousness and it's looking hairy, I'd take him to the ER because I'm not a murderer/psychopath. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 So, things now seem to be taking a familiar turn. After weeks of silence, Ashley has seemingly decided to leak stuff... first wanting an update on progress (even though his legal people should be able to tell him), and now a deadline allegedly being set for completion. Next statement... the Tyrekicker/Timewaster one. Probably. Us old un's understand this reference Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Imagine being a friend of Mike Ashley Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Is anyone still confident of a takeover going thru? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
County Durham Mag Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Imagine being a friend of Mike Ashley Imagine giving him money Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 So, things now seem to be taking a familiar turn. After weeks of silence, Ashley has seemingly decided to leak stuff... first wanting an update on progress (even though his legal people should be able to tell him), and now a deadline allegedly being set for completion. Next statement... the Tyrekicker/Timewaster one. Probably. Us old un's understand this reference Great movie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 I think I'm going to know the answer to this, but any developments? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonjam88 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 I think I'm going to know the answer to this, but any developments? No Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 I think I'm going to know the answer to this, but any developments? Jack Shit......................which is also the name of a player we a currently monitoring in the French 5th division. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonjam88 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Actually I say no but some bloke on Nufcblog.com reckoned BZG had walked away from the deal but now someone else on there is claiming he has had a Wattsapp conversation with Mihad after asking if he had heard about the 2 week deadline to which he replied no where is that from so he sent links to the news articles then asked him if it could be done in 2 weeks to which he replied No. He then asked if that means it’s off and he replied No. so what does that mean well it means Odin is now posting on NUFCBLOG.com :laugh: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 The man made a public announcement, on live TV that Rafa would get every penny the club generated. It's possible he told BZG that all debts will be wiped, but it would mean fuck all. A multi billion pound company and its expensive lawyers don't just take some cockney wide boys word for things "you reckon all debt is gone eh Mr Ashley?, mint here's cash in hand"... They go through everything and have a singed legal agreement on what they're buying to the last detail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 I think I'm going to know the answer to this, but any developments? Jack Shit......................which is also the name of a player we a currently monitoring in the French 5th division. Jaques Merde, surely? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Mongo Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Imaginary scenario. You’re driving through a town centre late one night and as you are parked at the traffic lights, a pissed up Mike Ashley bundles into the back seat of your car mistakingly believing that you were his Uber home. He’s had a lot to drink and is barely conscious. What would you do? Try to communicate with him that this is not his Uber and that he should get out. If he's falling completely out of consciousness and it's looking hairy, I'd take him to the ER because I'm not a murderer/psychopath. This is exactly what a murdering psychopath would say. I bet you've already set up an alibi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
marki Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Is anyone still confident of a takeover going thru? AM I FUCK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Is anyone still confident of a takeover going thru? How could anyone be? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloydianMag Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Is anyone still confident of a takeover going thru? Nope, not anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waddles mullet Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Yep, but don’t ask me next week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliMag Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 No, but as things stand now we are going down and staying there, which will make the FCB lose money and that is just fine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Posted June 27, 2019 Share Posted June 27, 2019 Well this whole summer is going rather predictably isn't it. Doesn't make it any less grim though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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