TBG Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Must fancy a lend of the paddling pools. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Just seen a fb post from some guy stating that Fatty didn’t have to put his hand in his pocket to sign Joelinton but he did it.......fuck me some of our supporters are so far up Ashley’s arse they could kiss his lips from the inside......with people like this we have no hope! Twitter and facebook has been embarrassing this past 24 hours. I think I might need to take a break from it for a while for my own sanity. A growing number of people now blaming Rafa for leaving, telling us we've all got to get behind Bruce, and even praising Ashley up for doing nothing more than spending the Perez/Joselu money during the same transfer window. It's absolutely pathetic like. Ashley is literally just one £20m signing away from not only ending the Arsenal boycott but selling another 10k season tickets and the fact that he's bled the club dry for the past 12 years is once again forgotten about (until his next move to totally shaft the club and its fans and the thick twats will all be up in arms again). He plays them like a fiddle and they're too thick to see it. We sure do now have a huge faction of braindead thick as shit fans who just dont have the intelligence to see the bigger picture. I blame the education system and social media Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Must fancy a lend of the paddling pools. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Just seen a fb post from some guy stating that Fatty didn’t have to put his hand in his pocket to sign Joelinton but he did it.......fuck me some of our supporters are so far up Ashley’s arse they could kiss his lips from the inside......with people like this we have no hope! Twitter and facebook has been embarrassing this past 24 hours. I think I might need to take a break from it for a while for my own sanity. A growing number of people now blaming Rafa for leaving, telling us we've all got to get behind Bruce, and even praising Ashley up for doing nothing more than spending the Perez/Joselu money during the same transfer window. It's absolutely pathetic like. Ashley is literally just one £20m signing away from not only ending the Arsenal boycott but selling another 10k season tickets and the fact that he's bled the club dry for the past 12 years is once again forgotten about (until his next move to totally shaft the club and its fans and the thick twats will all be up in arms again). He plays them like a fiddle and they're too thick to see it. We sure do now have a huge faction of braindead thick as shit fans who just dont have the intelligence to see the bigger picture. I blame the education system and social media It's not a huge faction (at least I hope not). The image is amplified by people like Seymour, with their relentless crusades. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Just flew right over my house about 20 minutes ago. I live a 10 minute walk from the training ground so his chopper was very low (and fucking noisy which I hoped might be engine failure) as it went overhead. I was cutting the front garden at the time and I'm embarrassed to say I flicked the Vs at him as he went over. Quickly realised what I'd done and had a scan round at the other houses to see if anyone was watching me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Just flew right over my house about 20 minutes ago. I live a 10 minute walk from the training ground so his chopper was very low (and fucking noisy which I hoped might be engine failure) as it went overhead. I was cutting the front garden at the time and I'm embarrassed to say I flicked the Vs at him as he went over. Quickly realised what I'd done and had a scan round at the other houses to see if anyone was watching me. I saw you, why weren't you wearing any pants? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Any chance you could flick him some ground to air missiles next time? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Transfer meeting with Bruce and Smithers apparently, Bruce praised Ashley on the quality of the training ground, he's never had paddling pools so big and the menu will be changed to allow for Bruce's dietary needs with the video analysis/tactics room cleaned to remove the cobwebs and changed to a small bar for the lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Just flew right over my house about 20 minutes ago. I live a 10 minute walk from the training ground so his chopper was very low (and fucking noisy which I hoped might be engine failure) as it went overhead. I was cutting the front garden at the time and I'm embarrassed to say I flicked the Vs at him as he went over. Quickly realised what I'd done and had a scan round at the other houses to see if anyone was watching me. I saw you, why weren't you wearing any pants? Too hot for pants mate. Nude mowing is where it's at in heat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Thanks Craig, care to elaborate? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 probably wants to renovate it or build a new one to spite rafa £100m spend confirmed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzgerald Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Whatever happened to Odin anyhow? And Godzilla who was adamant the sheikh would be in charge any day now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Whatever happened to Odin anyhow? And Godzilla who was adamant the sheikh would be in charge any day now Busy cutting people’s hair and drilling brushing people’s teeth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Yeah I’ve been wondering where Godzilla went. Doesn’t surprise me that Odin left though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gonzo Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 I think Mike Ashley has a sort of new approach with the club motivated purely by a wealth crisis. He’s not had a great few years with Sports Direct and most of his other investments have gone down the swanny. So he might have gotten 350m for the club if sold. That wouldn’t really cover what he’s lost. And then he’d have lost leverage with SD who are on the pigs back with cheap/free advertising here. So now he’s back to gambling but bigger this time. Joelinton is his first, but not last. He could potentially make 100% profit on this player or more if he does well. Each signing is going to take 2-4 transfer windows before being ready to be sold. Almiron will be up for sale next summer. Joelinton the following one etc etc. Supporters will be happy because we’ll be signing decent players. Bruce is happy to have a job. Ashley is happy to be making huge profits on players. He needs it to work which is also why I think he’s going nowhere soon. This is a 5 year plan minimum. He’ll be looking to skim 500m in partial tv revenue and profits from players sales so for this reason I think we’ll be making more of these half decent signings. All Bruce needs to do is keep the team up and play the purples in a way that they increase their value. That’s the gamble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 https://twitter.com/JoshDWR/status/1154058561179258880 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thumbheed Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 :thup: I think Mike Ashley has a sort of new approach with the club motivated purely by a wealth crisis. He’s not had a great few years with Sports Direct and most of his other investments have gone down the swanny. So he might have gotten 350m for the club if sold. That wouldn’t really cover what he’s lost. And then he’d have lost leverage with SD who are on the pigs back with cheap/free advertising here. So now he’s back to gambling but bigger this time. Joelinton is his first, but not last. He could potentially make 100% profit on this player or more if he does well. Each signing is going to take 2-4 transfer windows before being ready to be sold. Almiron will be up for sale next summer. Joelinton the following one etc etc. Supporters will be happy because we’ll be signing decent players. Bruce is happy to have a job. Ashley is happy to be making huge profits on players. He needs it to work which is also why I think he’s going nowhere soon. This is a 5 year plan minimum. He’ll be looking to skim 500m in partial tv revenue and profits from players sales so for this reason I think we’ll be making more of these half decent signings. All Bruce needs to do is keep the team up and play the purples in a way that they increase their value. That’s the gamble. :thup: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Well that sounds like something to fuck off ASAP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Yea I hope that’s the case so this season will be his nail on the coffin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsprillasShinPad Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 No way would the FCC have spent all of that money on that paint if he was going to sell. If there was any truth to the takeover rumours, the cunt would be removing lightbulbs and door handles as we speak. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Sounds like Ashley and Bruce could end up being very pally as they have a lot in common Selfish Self Centred Greedy Will step on toes to get what he wants Morally corrupt Diet Belly Age Prepared to say anything for popularity Jealous of beautiful rotund black and white Matador Thick as thieves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest godzilla Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Yeah I’ve been wondering where Godzilla went. Doesn’t surprise me that Odin left though. In sunny Egypt gents on holiday :-) Got nothing to add anyway on what’s happening I find the running of the club boring now, genuinely lost interest in what’s happening with the events the last couple of weeks. The appointment of Bruce was definitely the final straw for me. Saw the Seymour saga and went fuck that if that’s the mentality of our fans now I’d rather give it a miss, though I know that’s not the view of the majority on here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Yeah I’ve been wondering where Godzilla went. Doesn’t surprise me that Odin left though. In sunny Egypt gents on holiday :-) Got nothing to add anyway on what’s happening I find the running of the club boring now, genuinely lost interest in what’s happening with the events the last couple of weeks. The appointment of Bruce was definitely the final straw for me. Saw the Seymour saga and went fuck that if that’s the mentality of our fans now I’d rather give it a miss, though I know that’s not the view of the majority on here. Glad you’re still around Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamninator Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 Must fancy a lend of the paddling pools. Gonna have to wait in line, Bruce has been hogging it during training sessions Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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