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Mike Ashley (former owner)


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TBF even if the tweet is real (account with over 100k followers) the translation is a bit trickey as putting into google it states "final proceeds" which could mean minutes, days, weeks away.

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https://twitter.com/nawaf_oga/status/1140638001900511232?s=20

 

Congratulations to the UAE's second Premier League club, the deal in its latest proceedings. #NUFC

 

Wonder which Ronny Journos sliding into the dm's.

 

From what I can make out he’s part of a uae based podcast on the Premier league. Won’t know anything other than rumours I don’t think

 

https://twitter.com/plpodcast4arab/status/1139213650709897216?s=21

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I've just asked an unladen African swallow which was carrying a coconut grabbed by the husk underneath it's dorsal feathers if this was done. It said aye. If I was to guess at it's average airspeed, I'd say it was doing about 8 meters per second.

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'Squeezed my bird' is clearly a miss-translation of 'cooked my chicken'. He's just telling us about his masturbatory habits. Move along, people. Nothing (relevant!) to see here.

 

Cooked my chicken isn’t even the right phrase

 

Haha, that's the worst autocorrect I've let slip in a while. :lol:

 

Try 'Choked'.

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He really thinks he somebody. Hope the new owners ban him just for a laugh

 

Meanwhile

 

 

Does this cunt ever fix people's teeth. Full time takeover spouter

 

He’s legit. He’s just a toon fan like us, desperate for the takeover to happen

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