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Yet another false alarm  :yao:

 

Just like when the turtle's head pops out and then despite pushing, it just slips away like there was never a poo there anyway.

 

Like one of my dogs this afternoon, got in to full on having a shite posture, looked like he was squeezing one out, did his little kick the grass thing when he was done. I then went over, bag in hand to pick it up but there was no poo there!

 

Probably did a right Muttley snigger to himself watching you search for it.

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I reckon the takeover won't be completed until a Covid vaccine has been found and the club hits 43 points with a goal difference of at least +3 tbh.

 

Check out the shit thread man.

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Yet another false alarm  :yao:

 

Just like when the turtle's head pops out and then despite pushing, it just slips away like there was never a poo there anyway.

I was wondering how long it would take for this kind of post  to rear lower its ugly head.

 

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I know it’s the Scum, but:

 

NEWCASTLE UNITED’S £300million takeover has been approved.

 

The Premier League have given the green light for Amanda Staveley’s Saudi-backed consortium to take charge of the St James’ Park club — with just the transfer of funds to be sorted.

 

There had been a delay while authorities work on Project Restart as they try to get the game up and running amid the Covid-19 crisis.

 

SunSport understands the Prem’s owners and directors test found no barrier to the takeover.

 

Financier Staveley, who is fronting the bid, is expecting official word next week.

 

Then once the funds and paperwork are sorted an announcement will be made on or around June 1.

 

Newcastle fans want current owner Mike Ashley out after 13 years that saw Toon twice relegated to the Championship.

 

'IN THE DARK'

 

They blame Ashley’s lack of investment — with top players sold while St James’ Park and the club training ground have also been allowed to decay.

 

Now the financial might of the Saudi Arabian Public Investment Fund, and billionaire British businessmen the Reuben brothers, is coming to the rescue with a target of challenging for honours.

 

Boss Steve Bruce said yesterday he was “in the dark” over the bid but feels he can emulate Kevin Keegan and Sir Bobby Robson by turning Newcastle into a Champions League outfit again.

 

Mauricio Pochettino and Rafa Benitez are both mooted as replacements but Bruce said: “If it’s good for Newcastle — and the club are going to try to compete with these teams — to be part of it would be great.

 

“I’d back myself, of course I would.”

 

Newcastle loanee Danny Rose said players are being treated like “lab rats” during Project Restart and Bruce added: “He could be less harsh with comments but he’s entitled to his opinion.

 

“If a player or staff, and had reservations, you have to respect them.”

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Not just other fans, unfortunately. Sure some on here will take great delight in it.

 

yes, and it is bewildered me that some Newcastle fans don't want good thing happen to the club.

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Financier Staveley, who is fronting the bid, is expecting official word next week.

 

Then once the funds and paperwork are sorted an announcement will be made on or around June 1.

 

 

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Lots of sources claiming it's done now. I feel a thread title change is probably warranted but I'm absolutely not the one who's going to do it  :lol:

 

Think it should be My Smiley Face to be fair

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Lots of sources claiming it's done now. I feel a thread title change is probably warranted but I'm absolutely not the one who's going to do it  :lol:

 

Please do not change the title until there's official confirmation. :lol:

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