Dinho lad Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 Mike just needs to waddle onto the training ground and offer all the players an extra million bonus for staying up and say as a bonus to the bonus he'll sack Steve on the spot just for giggles. In front of everyone. Absolute safety guaranteed. Don't forget a holiday! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 This time? As opposed to the last few times we were threatened with relegation. EDIT: Pardew was slightly different; he was on a long contract and he had 'proven' himself to Ashley due to the 5th place finish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 He stuck with Carver. We've basically got a Carver clone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 Mike just needs to waddle onto the training ground and offer all the players an extra million bonus for staying up and say as a bonus to the bonus he'll sack Steve on the spot just for giggles. In front of everyone. Absolute safety guaranteed. Don't forget a holiday! I feel like he's got to do something at least, right? There's a lot to lose if he doesn't. And I know everyone enjoys the wink and nudge "E's a gambler though. OL MIKE LOVES A GAMBLE. THIS HORSE ISN'T DEAD YET" joke, but even if it doesn't kill the deal the fact none of these plonkers have relegation clauses means it's going to cost him a lot because there's no chance charnley can shift this dead weight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 He stuck with Carver. We've basically got a Carver clone. Well, point still stands: He stuck and he 'won'. So he may well do the same. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbthree3 Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 He stuck with Carver. We've basically got a Carver clone. Not only a clone, bordering a worse one! Premier League stats only - but if you factor all competitions that's 1 loss for Carver extra and 2 extra for Bruce 3 wins, 4 draws and 12 losses in 19 (13 points) Carver 2 wins, 5 draws and 10 losses in 17 (11 points) Bruce Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 At the risk of repeating myself - he's going nowhere. that's right. even if we get relegated. the only positive of him getting sacked now is that we know he wont be here next season no matter where we end up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 Just read that he now has a worse win ratio than Richard fucking Dinnis. 2nd only to Ossie Ardilles as the worst in our history. Crikey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 I don't subscribe to him going nowhere, not if/when fans get back in. This thick fucking walrus is as thin skinned as they come strangely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 I don't subscribe to him going nowhere, not if/when fans get back in. This thick fucking walrus is as thin skinned as they come strangely. i think people, including myself, think he'll never be sacked. the cunt might resign hopefully. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 I know folk keep lambasting, but the absolute state of him, man. He’s managing professional athletes for fuck sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapo Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 He’s forever touching and rubbing his face Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted March 14, 2021 Share Posted March 14, 2021 I wouldn’t stop to help him if he was being anally spit-roasted against his will by a pair of elephant ladyboys. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 How long before the Gelatinous Giant chucks Jones under the bus with "the players couldn't work with the system" shiiite ? Straight after the inevitable loss to Brighton is my guess & a new revised "Im gunna doo it my waay yu no" C U N T Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 no way will he stay once fans turn on him the ground. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 How long before the Gelatinous Giant chucks Jones under the bus with "the players couldn't work with the system" shiiite ? Straight after the inevitable loss to Brighton is my guess & a new revised "Im gunna doo it my waay yu no" C U N T Makes sense. It takes 18 months to change a system and start doing things the way you would like, apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzza Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Reminds me quite a lot of carver, same lip licking and various nervous touch face ticks. Both equally as useless with boat loads of arrogance (thick twattedness if you prefer)... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Reminds me quite a lot of carver, same lip licking and various nervous touch face ticks. Both equally as useless with boat loads of arrogance (thick twattedness if you prefer)... And both Geordies who support another team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 no way will he stay once fans turn on him the ground. Support the team not the regime lot will never stand for that. Aka old cunts that think because they have been to every game think they are a better supporter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 no way will he stay once fans turn on him the ground. Support the team not the regime lot will never stand for that. Aka old cunts that think because they have been to every game think they are a better supporter. Not many of those left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBuzzcocks Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Looks like Mike Ashley is on his way to Newcastle, his helicopter is over Durham atm. Fingers crossed Bruce will get sacked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candi_Hills Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Spluttering, bumbling, panting piss stain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 More chance of a new contract for that fat cunt. Ashley wouldn't be there anyway he'd get Charnley to do it. Maybe its another inspiring visit to the training ground? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manxst Posted March 15, 2021 Share Posted March 15, 2021 Pizzas all round at the training ground, to boost morale? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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