Relegationometer

[cp40]

Relegationometer will go in for full service over the summer, Its going to work hard next season.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Relegationometer will go in for full service over the summer, Its going to work hard next season.

 

Not really, just set it to 10 and switch off.

[NG32]

Relegationometer will go in for full service over the summer, Its going to work hard next season.

 

Not really, just set it to 10 and switch off.

 

God knows what our meter reading will be before we switch the fucker off. 

[Guest]

I'm guessing the usual 8 to 10s from now until August, which will eventually drop like a stone by about September/October time.

[Stifler]

Norwich showed today why they will stay up, they can grind out the draws when needed.

 

Edited today at 1:29:59.

 

Hmm, Curious.

Apparently I missed out the 'd' in 'grind', so I edited to fix the spelling mistake.

[TaylorJ_01]

you can't grind without the D.

[Guest palnese]

Bump

[Guest firetotheworks]

With Pardew and no striker: 9

With Pardew and a new striker: 7

 

[loki679]

2.  Far worse teams than us in this division.

[Mattoon]

A solid 7, we can't score and we can't defend, it's going to be a long, depressing season. Unless something changes and quick we're going to be fighting off relegation from early on.

[afar]

4, there are some dross in the division, having said that we've played two of them and failed to win on both occassions. The longer Pardew remains in charge the bigger my number will get.

[Varadi]

It's already starting to look very ominous. So many people were optimistic of beating Palace today and I really couldn't see where it was coming from.

[Mattoon]

It's already starting to look very ominous. So many people were optimistic of beating Palace today and I really couldn't see where it was coming from.

 

Purposefully avoided this game in both my accy's today, surprised we managed 3 goals tbf but certainly didn't fancy a win of any kind. The two lads at work who also bet (Liverpool and Preston supporters) also avoided our game like the plague.

[Superior Acuña]

Think we'll storm to midtable mediocrity, possibly flirt with relegation but be saved by similarly managed but less talented teams.

[Disco]

If it's going to shit we'll buy some actually decent 6 month lefters that we need to help us pull to mild safety.

[BillClinton]

warming up.. at a '6' now.. still think there are way too many other shit clubs, but we are doing our best to join them..

[Darth Crooks]

16th again. Much lower than last year anyway. Job done for mike though.

[Ketsbaia]

My number will sky-rocket if a defender or striker aren't signed. What a pathetic football club.

[Guest firetotheworks]

If we sign neither then I may as well bet on us going down.

[George Bailey]

Nailed on to be in the shit if we don't sign CH and CF today imo.

May be for the best in a perverse way.

[hakka]

When we had the flurry of transfers I thought there was plenty of time to get in the quality cover for a CB, CM and a CF. How wrong I was to think that, and stupid based on our history.

 

I don't think the new bunch will gel much this year and Pardew won't be able to do much with them when they have. Expecting us to between 17th and 14th come January.

[Unbelievable]

7/10 once MYM to Roma is confirmed.

9/10 once HBA gone is confirmed.

[Spider Jerusalem]

At the moment I cannot see the reasoning behind there being enough dross to keep us up - this season we ARE the dross.

[sempuki]

There are some shit teams but we are one of them. We arguably have the worst manager of the lot so imo we will be involved this year.

[sbnufc]

No chance are we getting relegated. Absolutely no chance.

 

Gonna be a shit, long and boring season though.