Wullie Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Hope Brighton pass us and Chris Hughton goes and takes a shit through Mike Ashley's letterbox. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Hope Brighton pass us and Chris Hughton goes and takes a s*** through Mike Ashley's letterbox. Thought too much about that. You'd have to scoop up the shit up and post it through, shirley? Given he's presumably got gates, it'll probably be one of those little box things up a height. Nee way you're getting your arse that high off the ground to shit directly in without a stepladder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Hope Brighton pass us and Chris Hughton goes and takes a s*** through Mike Ashley's letterbox. Thought too much about that. You'd have to scoop up the s*** up and post it through, shirley? Given he's presumably got gates, it'll probably be one of those little box things up a height. Nee way you're getting your arse that high off the ground to s*** directly in without a stepladder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Hope Brighton pass us and Chris Hughton goes and takes a s*** through Mike Ashley's letterbox. Thought too much about that. You'd have to scoop up the shit up and post it through, shirley? Given he's presumably got gates, it'll probably be one of those little box things up a height. Nee way you're getting your arse that high off the ground to shit directly in without a stepladder. If he's got one of those brush attachments to the letterbox though it would make one hell of a mess if you could find your way through. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mag_in_NZ Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Gone - 10 - no fight, no heart....no chance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Hope Brighton pass us and Chris Hughton goes and takes a s*** through Mike Ashley's letterbox. Thought too much about that. You'd have to scoop up the s*** up and post it through, shirley? Given he's presumably got gates, it'll probably be one of those little box things up a height. Nee way you're getting your arse that high off the ground to s*** directly in without a stepladder. Best thing to do would be to shit into a large piping bag and then pipe that through the letterbox. Would need a fibre supplement though to make sure it's not too runny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Use a blunderbus IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 On the plus side Burton, Reading and Brentford are all lovely places to go. Full of a footballing passion and history you can only stand and be envious of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 7. I probably won't go higher unless/until we lose to the mackems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 https://twitter.com/AshleyOutdotcom/status/705168310414020609 Embarrassing record. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Jesus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Least i'll save a couple of quid from cancelling the TV PL subscription. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
djmattis Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I'm usually quite positive about us not going down seeing the other shit that is the league, but after all of these signings and we still can't seem to put on a side that wants this. I feel pretty sure this is it, as long as McClaren is the manager this won't work out well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 We'll need to win 4 and draw 2 of the last 11 games at least - no chance IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 I'm on an 8 now. Lose to Bournemouth and if McClaren doesn't go by 5.00 pm Saturday or Monday morning latest, then I'm on a 10. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Like I said last night going down with a whimper is just so fucking boring Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 We need Southampton to sort themselves out again. Swansea v Norwich too, so even in a best case scenario this weekend we'll only be 3 clear of the drop with a 5 point gap to the next team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Norwich are down IMO. They're shit and their form is terrible. Then it's us or the mackems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Swansea showing good escape form now - fail to beat Bournemouth and its a rock-solid 9. Looking bleak and nothing less than the club deserve. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Even Mick Lowes this morning was saying that if we fail to beat Bournemouth, he can't see how we can escape relegation - that we were sleepwalking to relegation like last time. Said that some big decisions would be needed this weekend if that happened. Everyone can see it apart from those running the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummie Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Norwich are down IMO. They're shit and their form is terrible. Then it's us or the mackems. I'm really starting to think we might go down as well. *nods seriously* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 New manager bounce is our only chance of avoiding relegation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
klay321 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 7 for now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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