mrmojorisin75 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Not sure I agree with the higher fee/wages like but regardless, eh, what's not to agree with? a £30m player will get paid significantly more than a £5m or £10m player like, by virtue of their transfer value there's generally demand for services involved Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Better players cost more and get paid more, pretty obvious really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Better players cost more and get paid more, pretty obvious really. That's us fucked then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Better players cost more and get paid more, pretty obvious really. apparently not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 So we have 26 days until transfer window closes and we have no manager coaching team or new players We arent signing anyone close the thread man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 It is nice to do the relegation fire sale a season early so we can better prepare. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I hope we do sell Dubravka for £30m and buy no one in as a replacement, it just highlights further the ineptitude of this regime. Scorched earth, watch it burn! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I hope we do sell Dubravka for £30m and buy no one in as a replacement, it just highlights further the ineptitude of this regime. Scorched earth, watch it burn! freddy woodman ready for action m8, look at longstaff piece of piss this - #ashleyball Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I hope we do sell Dubravka for £30m and buy no one in as a replacement, it just highlights further the ineptitude of this regime. Scorched earth, watch it burn! https://www.spurs-web.com/spurs-news/spurs-linked-with-12million-move-for-newcastle-united-first-teamer/ 12m, double that and it's the starting bid. Also no surprise we have constantly been linked to keepers. They had planned to cash in on Dubravka since January. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I hope we do sell Dubravka for £30m and buy no one in as a replacement, it just highlights further the ineptitude of this regime. Scorched earth, watch it burn! https://www.spurs-web.com/spurs-news/spurs-linked-with-12million-move-for-newcastle-united-first-teamer/ 12m, double that and it's the starting bid. Also no surprise we have constantly been linked to keepers. They had planned to cash in on Dubravka since January. We’ve only been linked with that Lazio keeper haven’t we? Hardly going to sell a keeper then pay double for his replacement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzgerald Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I hope we do sell Dubravka for £30m and buy no one in as a replacement, it just highlights further the ineptitude of this regime. Scorched earth, watch it burn! https://www.spurs-web.com/spurs-news/spurs-linked-with-12million-move-for-newcastle-united-first-teamer/ 12m, double that and it's the starting bid. Also no surprise we have constantly been linked to keepers. They had planned to cash in on Dubravka since January. What so Ashley pockets more? Hope they go for as low as possible Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Sell Dubs for £30m, Woodman number one for a couple of seasons til we sell him for £30m too. £56.5m profit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Said it before he can raise millions this season.Totally taking the piss and theres fuck all the SD UTD fans can do about it. Surprised hes not done it yet.this could be the beginning. Still they roll up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Sell Dubs for £30m, Woodman number one for a couple of seasons til we sell him for £30m too. £56.5m profit. Woodman to have his Pickford season then move on to one of the 7th-11th places clubs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Sell everyone! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Sell everyone! I think we are Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Sell everyone! I think we are Not everyone just the good ones Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Sell everyone! I think we are Not everyone just the good ones Aye we need to hold onto the Joselus and Colbacks to ensure there's no room in the squad for newcomers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Sell everyone! I think we are Not everyone just the good ones True, even more fucked then aren't we ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I honestly think the clubs gone. Its disgusting that its been allowed to happen. Too late for us but there's not even anything to stop it happening again somewhere else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 The only plausible explanation is that Ashley is selling the furniture before he sells the house, however we are owned by a sociopath so fuck knows what happens now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Sell Dubs for £30m, Woodman number one for a couple of seasons til we sell him for £30m too. £56.5m profit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 If a takeover doesn’t happen Ashley will metaphorically torch the whole lot this season. I predict when we face Arsenal, several more players will have been sold for a profit, no manager will have been appointed and no new permanent signings for a fee will have been signed. 40k fans will turn up, Colback will wear the armband and get sent off and there will be lots of boos, some mild protests outside before kick off and Arsenal will leave with 3 points and a comfortable win. The Chronicle will point out 5 things to learn from the loss, ending on an upbeat and positive outlook for the season ahead. The season will pass by in a flash and we will be saved from another takeover saga by Ashley who will give a pre recorded interview to Sky August 2020 just before our first game saying the buck stops with him, he’s sorry, he does care and he’s going to be more hands on and pump some of his own money this time which will give everyone a boost following relegation. Shola will take temporary charge as manager and will get us to the playoffs, but we’ll lose on pens at Wembley to Sheff Wed which they will see as revenge for snatching Bruce from them even though they celebrated his sacking when we went down. The day out at Wembley will wipe away any doom and gloom for fans though as the media praise them for leaving less rubbish behind at the renamed to Albert Square Trafalgar Square than the mackems did and having not just Shola as manager but a black Geordie Shola is a source of pride and hope that as long as he’s around, better days are around the corner. Ifsholagetsthegigonapermwestay Hashtag goes viral on twitter and fans crowd fund Wor Flags’ Shola for the Toon banner they plan to ambitiously hang from outside the Gallowgate so people in the new offices towering above the stand can snap chat away. All efforts end in vain though as Alan Smith eventually gets the job on an 8 year deal. Shola doesn’t even get a text to say thanks but no thanks and if it wasn’t for the Chronicle’s 5 things Smith as manager must get right report, he’d still be riding his bike around Fenham probably today unaware his half eaten Apple had passed its eat before date. Being such a classy bloke, rather than chuck it on the ground, he lobs it into a bin from 12 yards out as if he was putting a penalty away all those years ago. There is no roar of the crowd or huge grin though milking the adulation of fans and teammates, just loneliness, resentment and a single tear. A cry for all of Newcastle. Not all is lost though as Smith gets off to a good start with 5 things the Chronicle got right he did right, drawing 1-1 away to newly promoted Burton Albion who even the mackems were hoping would lose after they beat them to the final play off place by goal difference, Sunderland needing a 2-0 win but managing only a 1-0 win. Steve Bruce bounces back from his Toon nightmare winning celebrity big brother and selling the movie rights to his books, Quentin Tarantino will be the director and although Bruce has some editorial control his choice of lead man was overruled by Tarantino who vowed he would never work with George Clooney again and he hadn’t even heard of Bruce’s other choice Derek Thompson. Samuel L Jackson was nowhere near the list of others, but Bruce was happy enough he would be lead man. Everyone remembered the Yorkshire Ripper he said to himself, and if they didn’t, they read about him. Everyone will remember Samuel Jackson and the film and if they don’t watch it, they’ll read about it. Bruce couldn’t help chuckle at himself for remembering details from the book and how everything just fitted together as if fate wrote the script to his own life and that explains everything. You know, he thought, everyone would remember him as a writer and if they didn’t, they’d read about it. His football chapter was over at last, a new chapter begins and this time Bruce can write his own ending, free from bad owners and mercenary footballers. The world of literature and the big screen has a new star! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 Sell everyone! We can’t get relegated if we don’t have any players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 If a takeover doesn’t happen Ashley will metaphorically torch the whole lot this season. I predict when we face Arsenal, several more players will have been sold for a profit, no manager will have been appointed and no new permanent signings for a fee will have been signed. 40k fans will turn up, Colback will wear the armband and get sent off and there will be lots of boos, some mild protests outside before kick off and Arsenal will leave with 3 points and a comfortable win. The Chronicle will point out 5 things to learn from the loss, ending on an upbeat and positive outlook for the season ahead. The season will pass by in a flash and we will be saved from another takeover saga by Ashley who will give a pre recorded interview to Sky August 2020 just before our first game saying the buck stops with him, he’s sorry, he does care and he’s going to be more hands on and pump some of his own money this time which will give everyone a boost following relegation. Shola will take temporary charge as manager and will get us to the playoffs, but we’ll lose on pens at Wembley to Sheff Wed which they will see as revenge for snatching Bruce from them even though they celebrated his sacking when we went down. The day out at Wembley will wipe away any doom and gloom for fans though as the media praise them for leaving less rubbish behind at the renamed to Albert Square Trafalgar Square than the mackems did and having not just Shola as manager but a black Geordie Shola is a source of pride and hope that as long as he’s around, better days are around the corner. Ifsholagetsthegigonapermwestay Hashtag goes viral on twitter and fans crowd fund Wor Flags’ Shola for the Toon banner they plan to ambitiously hang from outside the Gallowgate so people in the new offices towering above the stand can snap chat away. All efforts end in vain though as Alan Smith eventually gets the job on an 8 year deal. Shola doesn’t even get a text to say thanks but no thanks and if it wasn’t for the Chronicle’s 5 things Smith as manager must get right report, he’d still be riding his bike around Fenham probably today unaware his half eaten Apple had passed its eat before date. Being such a classy bloke, rather than chuck it on the ground, he lobs it into a bin from 12 yards out as if he was putting a penalty away all those years ago. There is no roar of the crowd or huge grin though milking the adulation of fans and teammates, just loneliness, resentment and a single tear. A cry for all of Newcastle. Not all is lost though as Smith gets off to a good start with 5 things the Chronicle got right he did right, drawing 1-1 away to newly promoted Burton Albion who even the mackems were hoping would lose after they beat them to the final play off place by goal difference, Sunderland needing a 2-0 win but managing only a 1-0 win. Steve Bruce bounces back from his Toon nightmare winning celebrity big brother and selling the movie rights to his books, Quentin Tarantino will be the director and although Bruce has some editorial control his choice of lead man was overruled by Tarantino who vowed he would never work with George Clooney again and he hadn’t even heard of Bruce’s other choice Derek Thompson. Samuel L Jackson was nowhere near the list of others, but Bruce was happy enough he would be lead man. Everyone remembered the Yorkshire Ripper he said to himself, and if they didn’t, they read about him. Everyone will remember Samuel Jackson and the film and if they don’t watch it, they’ll read about it. Bruce couldn’t help chuckle at himself for remembering details from the book and how everything just fitted together as if fate wrote the script to his own life and that explains everything. You know, he thought, everyone would remember him as a writer and if they didn’t, they’d read about it. His football chapter was over at last, a new chapter begins and this time Bruce can write his own ending, free from bad owners and mercenary footballers. The world of literature and the big screen has a new star! Meanwhile HTT becomes Hitzfeld’s golf caddy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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