Thiago Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 He is to us what Heskey was to England. Also, if he's genuinely gone around chasing Zouma saying Meow I couldn't give a fuck what he does while we pick up points Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Well worth the £25m if that meow shithousery is true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Unbeaten since he signed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Just now, HTT II said: Unbeaten since he signed? Aye. Would love him to grab a goal or two next week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Danh1 said: Aye. Would love him to grab a goal or two next week. We all just need to post that he will score in every match thread from now on, it will come. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 he's not very good is he? the very occasional flick on and the even less frequent hold it up and lay it off. not really suited to the modern game. really hope he turns it round as seems a canny lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeB Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 minute ago, huss9 said: he's not very good is he? the very occasional flick on and the even less frequent hold it up and lay it off. not really suited to the modern game. really hope he turns it round as seems a canny lad. 10 points in 4 games with him in the team. He’s doing his bit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlseKoch Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said: Few games in within the Steve Bruce tenure...Stan's calling it accurate. Also calls out the rest of the Steve's. Collymore is a Geordie. Edited February 19, 2022 by IlseKoch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Playing his role for the team well and we're picking up the points. That said - cow's arse, banjo... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Pilko said: Playing his role for the team well and we're picking up the points. That said - cow's arse, banjo... The main reason why we are picking up points is we've stopped conceding goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 He doesn’t look a good signing at the moment, but I can see why we went for him. Would’ve been disastrous if we’d gone for someone like Weghorst instead and hadn’t managed to do the deal. Goal would do him good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDog Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, neesy111 said: The main reason why we are picking up points is we've stopped conceding goals. That sure is a big part of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlseKoch Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 (edited) Any centre back in the league, even on their off-day would love to play against Chris Wood for Newcastle. - He's not a goal pig - he's not a threat with movement in/around 6 yard box (Aguero/Van Nistelrooy) - He's not a threat behind, or a threat with pace (Vardy/Bellamy/Henry) - He's not a bully (Drogba/Giroud) On his good day, he's maybe 7/10 at best on any of the above. This prick is so lazy he's never actually within the width of the goal posts when Fraser has it wide for a cross. Joselu was shite, an I gave him equal stick, he's scoring goals.... Chris Wood will score goals, he'd score near 20 for Burnley next year in Championship. I'd be amazed if Chris Wood scores more than 15 goals for Newcastle United. He's our Roque Santa Cruz. Edited February 19, 2022 by IlseKoch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, IlseKoch said: Any centre back in the league, even on their off-day would love to play against Chris Wood for Newcastle. - He's not a goal pig - he's not a threat with movement in/around 6 yard box (Aguero/Van Nistelrooy) - He's not a threat behind, or a threat with pace (Vardy/Bellamy/Henry) - He's not a bully (Drogba/Giroud) On his good day, he's maybe 7/10 at best on any of the above. This prick is so lazy he's never actually within the width of the goal posts when Fraser has it wide for a cross. Aye, we know Wood isn't a Aguero, van Nistelrooy, Vardy, Bellamy, Henry, Drogba or Giroud. The bit about him being a lazy prick is just nonsense as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 I liked Santa Cruz. Good player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlseKoch Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, Mr Raspberry Jam said: Aye, we know Wood isn't a Aguero, van Nistelrooy, Vardy, Bellamy, Henry, Drogba or Giroud. The bit about him being a lazy prick is just nonsense as well. I'm confident Chris Wood will not score 15 goals for us. Was never comparing him directly to those names. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 I think Wood is a terrible signing, but if true that he was saying meow to Zouma, has to be said that’s fucking class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 hour ago, IlseKoch said: Any centre back in the league, even on their off-day would love to play against Chris Wood for Newcastle. - He's not a goal pig - he's not a threat with movement in/around 6 yard box (Aguero/Van Nistelrooy) - He's not a threat behind, or a threat with pace (Vardy/Bellamy/Henry) - He's not a bully (Drogba/Giroud) On his good day, he's maybe 7/10 at best on any of the above. This prick is so lazy he's never actually within the width of the goal posts when Fraser has it wide for a cross. Joselu was shite, an I gave him equal stick, he's scoring goals.... Chris Wood will score goals, he'd score near 20 for Burnley next year in Championship. I'd be amazed if Chris Wood scores more than 15 goals for Newcastle United. He's our Roque Santa Cruz. There's many things to criticise him for, doesn't seem a goal threat, technique isn't the greatest, doesn't be in the right place in the box but calling him lazy is ridiculous He presses from the front and doesn't stop He's far from lazy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 All we needed is for Chris Wood to either score or play a role with us picking up points. He’s done that so far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Geordie Ahmed said: There's many things to criticise him for, doesn't seem a goal threat, technique isn't the greatest, doesn't be in the right place in the box but calling him lazy is ridiculous He presses from the front and doesn't stop He's far from lazy Aye he’s not lazy mind, in fact a couple of times against Villa he was waving to Max to press more Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 hour ago, neesy111 said: The main reason why we are picking up points is we've stopped conceding goals. And even as a striker, he's playing a decent part of that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlseKoch Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr Raspberry Jam said: Aye, we know Wood isn't a Aguero, van Nistelrooy, Vardy, Bellamy, Henry, Drogba or Giroud. The bit about him being a lazy prick is just nonsense as well. No, he fucking is lazy! Has the same lazy trait that Carroll had. Too happy to win a knock down, then never be in be in the box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlseKoch Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 37 minutes ago, et tu brute said: I think Wood is a terrible signing, but if true that he was saying meow to Zouma, has to be said that’s fucking class She said Meow Kurt, she said Meow... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, IlseKoch said: No, he fucking is lazy! Has the same lazy trait that Carroll had. Too happy to win a knock down, then never be in be in the box. Do you have hairy hands? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlseKoch Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: Do you have hairy hands? No. Do you? Odd question. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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