Pilko Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 Playing his role for the team well and we're picking up the points. That said - cow's arse, banjo... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 1 minute ago, Pilko said: Playing his role for the team well and we're picking up the points. That said - cow's arse, banjo... The main reason why we are picking up points is we've stopped conceding goals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 He doesn’t look a good signing at the moment, but I can see why we went for him. Would’ve been disastrous if we’d gone for someone like Weghorst instead and hadn’t managed to do the deal. Goal would do him good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDog Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 5 minutes ago, neesy111 said: The main reason why we are picking up points is we've stopped conceding goals. That sure is a big part of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlseKoch Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 (edited) Any centre back in the league, even on their off-day would love to play against Chris Wood for Newcastle. - He's not a goal pig - he's not a threat with movement in/around 6 yard box (Aguero/Van Nistelrooy) - He's not a threat behind, or a threat with pace (Vardy/Bellamy/Henry) - He's not a bully (Drogba/Giroud) On his good day, he's maybe 7/10 at best on any of the above. This prick is so lazy he's never actually within the width of the goal posts when Fraser has it wide for a cross. Joselu was shite, an I gave him equal stick, he's scoring goals.... Chris Wood will score goals, he'd score near 20 for Burnley next year in Championship. I'd be amazed if Chris Wood scores more than 15 goals for Newcastle United. He's our Roque Santa Cruz. Edited February 19, 2022 by IlseKoch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRaspberryJam Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 2 minutes ago, IlseKoch said: Any centre back in the league, even on their off-day would love to play against Chris Wood for Newcastle. - He's not a goal pig - he's not a threat with movement in/around 6 yard box (Aguero/Van Nistelrooy) - He's not a threat behind, or a threat with pace (Vardy/Bellamy/Henry) - He's not a bully (Drogba/Giroud) On his good day, he's maybe 7/10 at best on any of the above. This prick is so lazy he's never actually within the width of the goal posts when Fraser has it wide for a cross. Aye, we know Wood isn't a Aguero, van Nistelrooy, Vardy, Bellamy, Henry, Drogba or Giroud. The bit about him being a lazy prick is just nonsense as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 I liked Santa Cruz. Good player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlseKoch Posted February 19, 2022 Share Posted February 19, 2022 3 minutes ago, Mr Raspberry Jam said: Aye, we know Wood isn't a Aguero, van Nistelrooy, Vardy, Bellamy, Henry, Drogba or Giroud. The bit about him being a lazy prick is just nonsense as well. I'm confident Chris Wood will not score 15 goals for us. Was never comparing him directly to those names. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 I think Wood is a terrible signing, but if true that he was saying meow to Zouma, has to be said that’s fucking class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Ahmed Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 hour ago, IlseKoch said: Any centre back in the league, even on their off-day would love to play against Chris Wood for Newcastle. - He's not a goal pig - he's not a threat with movement in/around 6 yard box (Aguero/Van Nistelrooy) - He's not a threat behind, or a threat with pace (Vardy/Bellamy/Henry) - He's not a bully (Drogba/Giroud) On his good day, he's maybe 7/10 at best on any of the above. This prick is so lazy he's never actually within the width of the goal posts when Fraser has it wide for a cross. Joselu was shite, an I gave him equal stick, he's scoring goals.... Chris Wood will score goals, he'd score near 20 for Burnley next year in Championship. I'd be amazed if Chris Wood scores more than 15 goals for Newcastle United. He's our Roque Santa Cruz. There's many things to criticise him for, doesn't seem a goal threat, technique isn't the greatest, doesn't be in the right place in the box but calling him lazy is ridiculous He presses from the front and doesn't stop He's far from lazy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 All we needed is for Chris Wood to either score or play a role with us picking up points. He’s done that so far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Geordie Ahmed said: There's many things to criticise him for, doesn't seem a goal threat, technique isn't the greatest, doesn't be in the right place in the box but calling him lazy is ridiculous He presses from the front and doesn't stop He's far from lazy Aye he’s not lazy mind, in fact a couple of times against Villa he was waving to Max to press more Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 hour ago, neesy111 said: The main reason why we are picking up points is we've stopped conceding goals. And even as a striker, he's playing a decent part of that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlseKoch Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 hour ago, Mr Raspberry Jam said: Aye, we know Wood isn't a Aguero, van Nistelrooy, Vardy, Bellamy, Henry, Drogba or Giroud. The bit about him being a lazy prick is just nonsense as well. No, he fucking is lazy! Has the same lazy trait that Carroll had. Too happy to win a knock down, then never be in be in the box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlseKoch Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 37 minutes ago, et tu brute said: I think Wood is a terrible signing, but if true that he was saying meow to Zouma, has to be said that’s fucking class She said Meow Kurt, she said Meow... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 2 minutes ago, IlseKoch said: No, he fucking is lazy! Has the same lazy trait that Carroll had. Too happy to win a knock down, then never be in be in the box. Do you have hairy hands? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlseKoch Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 1 minute ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: Do you have hairy hands? No. Do you? Odd question. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gazza ladra Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 2 hours ago, IlseKoch said: Few games in within the Steve Bruce tenure...Stan's calling it accurate. Also calls out the rest of the Steve's. Collymore is a Geordie. Thank you for that. Pretty refreshing to hear someone lay into the old boys network Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 Another new poster for the bin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 Saw nothing today but if he was winding zouma up with car related stuff then howay the lad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
elbee909 Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 Spelt cock wrong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 13 minutes ago, Yorkie said: Saw nothing today but if he was winding zouma up with car related stuff then howay the lad "Vroom"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted February 20, 2022 Share Posted February 20, 2022 15 minutes ago, Yorkie said: Saw nothing today but if he was winding zouma up with car related stuff then howay the lad Beep beep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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