sunderland

[Paully]

53 minutes ago, et tu brute said:

 

 

 

 

[Rod]

36 minutes ago, The Bonk said:

 

My relatives in Newcastle (I'm a half breed Geordie) have Mackem friends who are sound, not too bothered with football in general (maybe that's why they're sound). They aren't like this at all, where they have any sort on animosity towards Newcastle or NUFC. Is it only the MLF's on RTG that are like this? 

All sunderland fans are awful.  My brother is a sunderland fan and he is a couple of years older than me.  As a young boy I always looked up to him and he was my hero somewhat.

Fast forward to our twenty and thirties, the bloke was an absolute bitter arsehole with anything associated with Newcastle United.

Nowadays, he is still a complete arsehole when you discuss Newcastle (hates them).

I love my brother immensely but I am sharing this snippet to show you how mackems think about us.  It's hatred basically.

[The Bonk]

19 minutes ago, Rod said:

All sunderland fans are awful.  My brother is a sunderland fan and he is a couple of years older than me.  As a young boy I always looked up to him and he was my hero somewhat.

Fast forward to our twenty and thirties, the bloke was an absolute bitter arsehole with anything associated with Newcastle United.

Nowadays, he is still a complete arsehole when you discuss Newcastle (hates them).

I love my brother immensely but I am sharing this snippet to show you how mackems think about us.  It's hatred basically.

 

Over football or Newcastle in general? Thanks for sharing, @Rod. Hope your bro softens up one day as it's not worth being bitter over.  Poor guy.

[Cornah]

Literally creaming their soiled Y fronts that a bloke they never signed or owned managed a hat trick against Southampton.🤣.Be like us jizzing over every goal Louis fuckin Saha scored in his career.Desperate as fuck to be the tiniest bit relevant.

Trampy bastard imbeciles..

[Disco]

 

You worry a statue might get burned down as we’ve seen before in their fair city.

 

Not even in the intrepid North Sea, locals fear so much, could put those arson inspired fires out.

[Izakaya]

Boro above them in the all-time PL table despite playing almost a season fewer matches. 

 

LALAS. 

 

 

Edited 13 hours ago by Izakaya

[Sima]

Dat GD.

[Tiresias]

im more wondering how long it will take us to overtake everton

[pinkeye]

9 hours ago, Disco said:

 

You worry a statue might get burned down as we’ve seen before in their fair city.

 

Not even in the intrepid North Sea, locals fear so much, could put those arson inspired fires out.

 

Probably build a statue with a massive cock as a tribute!!   

[Harry 209]

I don't know why Racists To Go don't just but all their threads in 'parsnip' so people can't screenshot them.

[Paully]

On TV tonight away to Burnley - wonder if the new Zidane starts? I hope he does so I can be "jealous and envious" whilst watching him!

[Kilcline]

1 minute ago, Paully said:

On TV tonight away to Burnley - wonder if the new Zidane starts? I hope he does so I can be "jealous and envious" whilst watching him!

Thank fuck Frankfurt vs Dortmund is on the other side or I might have been in danger of having to spend the evening with the wife

[Nucasol]

Hopefully Pirouette Parker can motivate his squad against the Real Madrid of the Champo.

 

 

Edited 10 hours ago by Nucasol

[OverThere]

Enzo Nee Fee. Can't wait!

[Decky]

3 hours ago, Izakaya said:

Boro above them in the all-time PL table despite playing almost a season fewer matches. 

 

LALAS. 

 

 

 

 

The comparison between us and them.  They're a bigger club though obviously. 

[Dr.Spaceman]

2 hours ago, Tiresias said:

im more wondering how long it will take us to overtake everton

 

5 seasons (based off our average points gap post takeover) providing they stay in the PL all that time.

[Kaizero]

I mean, from a purely neutral standpoint... looking at what's shaping up to be a four horse race for the two direct promotion spots in the Champo, out of the four involved teams I'd actually prefer to see Sunderland be one of the two promoted (alongside Leeds). Simply because the alternatives are another season of complete and utter turgid boredom clogging up two relegation spots in Burnley and Sheffield United. If the other two teams come up we're at least going to witness crazy fucked up shenanigans all around as they both start off the season proclaiming that they'll challenge for a top half finish, only to end up imploding into absolute chaos after a couple of weeks as we all get to watch the dumpster fire burn itself into ashes as they disappear back down to the existence as league-fillers in the Championship.

 

Now, I know that the teams in both scenarios I've mentioned would get relegated as I see things. The difference would be in how they get flushed back down again, as Burnley and Sheffield United at least maintain a sense of being honorable, dignified, footballing institutions (at least more so than the other two) - meaning they'd accept their fate and start preparing for another season chasing promotion as the elevator between the PL and Champo keeps going up and down. The other two, on the other hand... 

 

  

 

And, for what it's worth, at least there's some entertainment in witnessing a dumpster fire in slow motion happening before your very eyes  

[ramirez]

Regardless of who goes up it will be nice having any away games closer to Manchester.

[ramirez]

14 hours ago, The Bonk said:

 

My relatives in Newcastle (I'm a half breed Geordie) have Mackem friends who are sound, not too bothered with football in general (maybe that's why they're sound). They aren't like this at all, where they have any sort on animosity towards Newcastle or NUFC. Is it only the MLF's on RTG that are like this? 

My mackem mates in Washington who have no relatives from sunderland or anything and no accent, or other close affiliation to the city are pretty ok to be fair, obviously don't like us but would sometimes even meet up with them after derbies, result pending.  

[Jonas]

10 hours ago, Izakaya said:

Boro above them in the all-time PL table despite playing almost a season fewer matches. 

 

LALAS. 

 

 

 

'Football didn't start in 92 marra' - Middlesbrough have a better league, cup and Euro record than the mackems going back to the 60s and have finished higher than them more often than not since WW2

 

 

Edited 3 hours ago by Jonas

[Hudson]

19 hours ago, Rod said:

All sunderland fans are awful.  My brother is a sunderland fan and he is a couple of years older than me.  As a young boy I always looked up to him and he was my hero somewhat.

Fast forward to our twenty and thirties, the bloke was an absolute bitter arsehole with anything associated with Newcastle United.

Nowadays, he is still a complete arsehole when you discuss Newcastle (hates them).

I love my brother immensely but I am sharing this snippet to show you how mackems think about us.  It's hatred basically.

True story, Night out in Sunderland in the 90,s My mate and me pulled a lass and her mum in a club. Later on my mate and the mum disappeared couldn’t find them anywhere. 30 mins later they appear. She took him round the back of the club for a BJ. We were in our early 20,s she must have been about 40 plus.

I took the daughter back to her house, with her mum. Gets there and the Fucking husband opened the front door to us. omfg, few questions about who I supported (told him I didn’t like football, and that fishing was my thing) they then disappeared, he then scuttles the mum, while I’m doing the daughter.

 

Told me everything about that breed of Human being.

[Hudson]

10 hours ago, Izakaya said:

Boro above them in the all-time PL table despite playing almost a season fewer matches. 

 

LALAS. 

 

 

 

Even better is that the have the worst GD in the history of the premier league.

-292 

 

 

Edited 3 hours ago by Hudson

[Kilcline]

21 minutes ago, Hudson said:

True story, Night out in Sunderland in the 90,s My mate and me pulled a lass and her mum in a club. Later on my mate and the mum disappeared couldn’t find them anywhere. 30 mins later they appear. She took him round the back of the club for a BJ. We were in our early 20,s she must have been about 40 plus.

I took the daughter back to her house, with her mum. Gets there and the Fucking husband opened the front door to us. omfg, few questions about who I supported (told him I didn’t like football, and that fishing was my thing) they then disappeared, he then scuttles the mum, while I’m doing the daughter.

 

Told me everything about that breed of Human being.

Pzazz by any chance? 

[bobbydazzla]

39 minutes ago, Hudson said:

True story, Night out in Sunderland in the 90,s My mate and me pulled a lass and her mum in a club. Later on my mate and the mum disappeared couldn’t find them anywhere. 30 mins later they appear. She took him round the back of the club for a BJ. We were in our early 20,s she must have been about 40 plus.

I took the daughter back to her house, with her mum. Gets there and the Fucking husband opened the front door to us. omfg, few questions about who I supported (told him I didn’t like football, and that fishing was my thing) they then disappeared, he then scuttles the mum, while I’m doing the daughter.

 

Told me everything about that breed of Human being.

“Swear down on me nanna’s life I’m not into football pal, I proper love fishing, smell me fingers pal, that’ll prove it” 

 

 

Edited 2 hours ago by bobbydazzla

[TheBrownBottle]

50 minutes ago, Hudson said:

True story, Night out in Sunderland in the 90,s My mate and me pulled a lass and her mum in a club. Later on my mate and the mum disappeared couldn’t find them anywhere. 30 mins later they appear. She took him round the back of the club for a BJ. We were in our early 20,s she must have been about 40 plus.

I took the daughter back to her house, with her mum. Gets there and the Fucking husband opened the front door to us. omfg, few questions about who I supported (told him I didn’t like football, and that fishing was my thing) they then disappeared, he then scuttles the mum, while I’m doing the daughter.

 

Told me everything about that breed of Human being.

‘Chat GPT, please write me a Jeremy Kyle episode synopsis’