r0cafella Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 3 minutes ago, Myleftboot said: Has there been any centre backs linked? Kim, but he’s off to Bayern by the looks of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBez comesock Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 10 minutes ago, Myleftboot said: Has there been any centre backs linked? Tonali ? Ac Milan I expect someone under the radar though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeB Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 50 minutes ago, Menace said: Chatgpt could write athletic articles and the content would be no different Can't be more than a year or two from ChatGPT writing the entire Chronicle like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikky Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 6 minutes ago, JonBez comesock said: Tonali ? Ac Milan I expect someone under the radar though Tonali is a CM Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sushimonster85 Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 3 minutes ago, LeeB said: Can't be more than a year or two from ChatGPT writing the entire Chronicle like. Would likely be a vast improvement tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 26 minutes ago, Myleftboot said: Has there been any centre backs linked? Kim, Schurrs, Timber, Todibo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingxlnc Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, Nucasol said: Kim, Schurrs, Timber, Todibo. 4, 1, 3, 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 14 minutes ago, LeeB said: Can't be more than a year or two from ChatGPT writing the entire Chronicle like. I'd fear for ChatGPT's mental welfare. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteV Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 32 minutes ago, Myleftboot said: Has there been any centre backs linked? Maguire…. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 1 minute ago, kingxlnc said: 4, 1, 3, 2 Would swap Timber for Kim but agree on #1 and #2. Schurrs & Sven would be hellish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpeth mag Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 46 minutes ago, LeeB said: Can't be more than a year or two from ChatGPT writing the entire Chronicle like. But can Chat hammer back the red wine? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeB Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 52 minutes ago, sushimonster85 said: Would likely be a vast improvement tbf. I just asked it to write a 300 transfer rumour article in the style of Lee Ryder and it reckons we're signing Joe Bennet, Leroy Fer and some Swedish lad from Genk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRC Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 1 hour ago, AyeDubbleYoo said: Mood music FFS. Have you spoken to a source who has told you something reliable about what's actually happening? If not, stop writing. I dont think our Athletic coverage has anyone with a decent source. Other clubs journos have great insight into the clubs and actually break stories. Maybe its a good thing on the clubs part. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeeB Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 11 minutes ago, morpeth mag said: But can Chat hammer back the red wine? Pretty sure there's a half-pissed clickbait setting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 Write an exclusive transfer story for Newcastle United in the style of The Telegraph's Luke Edwards Exclusive: Newcastle United Eye Sensational Transfer Swoop for French World Cup Winner In a stunning turn of events, Newcastle United is preparing to make waves in the transfer market with an audacious bid for French World Cup-winning midfielder, Antoine Griezmann. The Magpies' ambitious new owners, backed by their significant financial clout, are determined to propel the club to the pinnacle of English football, and the acquisition of a player of Griezmann's caliber would undoubtedly send shockwaves through the Premier League. Sources close to the deal have revealed that Newcastle's wealthy owners have been in advanced talks with Griezmann's representatives, exploring the possibility of bringing the talented playmaker to St. James' Park. The move would see Newcastle smash their transfer record, further underlining their lofty ambitions since the Saudi-led consortium took over the club... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 3 minutes ago, timeEd32 said: Write an exclusive transfer story for Newcastle United in the style of The Telegraph's Luke Edwards Exclusive: Newcastle United Eye Sensational Transfer Swoop for French World Cup Winner In a stunning turn of events, Newcastle United is preparing to make waves in the transfer market with an audacious bid for French World Cup-winning midfielder, Antoine Griezmann. The Magpies' ambitious new owners, backed by their significant financial clout, are determined to propel the club to the pinnacle of English football, and the acquisition of a player of Griezmann's caliber would undoubtedly send shockwaves through the Premier League. Sources close to the deal have revealed that Newcastle's wealthy owners have been in advanced talks with Griezmann's representatives, exploring the possibility of bringing the talented playmaker to St. James' Park. The move would see Newcastle smash their transfer record, further underlining their lofty ambitions since the Saudi-led consortium took over the club... Not enough negativity. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK-421 Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 3 minutes ago, timeEd32 said: Write an exclusive transfer story for Newcastle United in the style of The Telegraph's Luke Edwards Exclusive: Newcastle United Eye Sensational Transfer Swoop for French World Cup Winner In a stunning turn of events, Newcastle United is preparing to make waves in the transfer market with an audacious bid for French World Cup-winning midfielder, Antoine Griezmann. The Magpies' ambitious new owners, backed by their significant financial clout, are determined to propel the club to the pinnacle of English football, and the acquisition of a player of Griezmann's caliber would undoubtedly send shockwaves through the Premier League. Sources close to the deal have revealed that Newcastle's wealthy owners have been in advanced talks with Griezmann's representatives, exploring the possibility of bringing the talented playmaker to St. James' Park. The move would see Newcastle smash their transfer record, further underlining their lofty ambitions since the Saudi-led consortium took over the club... Far too posititve for 'Edwards style. Nee mention of Budgets, or limits or FFP. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 It feels like we're back to the days of us and Spurs competing for the same players. Only this time, I think we hold the advantage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 Griezmann? Would have been an amazing signing a few years ago but there’s no chance it’s happening now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoU Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 17 minutes ago, gbandit said: Griezmann? Would have been an amazing signing a few years ago but there’s no chance it’s happening now it's a AI-written article, mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 2 minutes ago, NoU said: it's a AI-written article, mate Thanks, I’m drunk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
christ Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 1 hour ago, Pixelphish said: Not enough negativity. It’d be in the third paragraph. Quote However if Newcastle are to complete such a deal it’s thought they would have to ‘put down’ a number of existing first team players due to Financial Fair Play concerns. Club sources have indicated that Fabian Schar, Matt Targett, Joelinton and Allan Saint-Maximin are expected to be taken around the back of the training ground and shot by club staff within the next 48 hours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 Put down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 On 15/06/2023 at 09:40, The Prophet said: Tosin Adarabioyo leaving Fulham. He'd be a decent pick-up. This would be a very smart pickup for us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon No9 Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 48 minutes ago, Deuce said: This would be a very smart pickup for us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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