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1 hour ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Mood music FFS. Have you spoken to a source who has told you something reliable about what's actually happening? If not, stop writing. 

 

 

 

I dont think our Athletic coverage has anyone with a decent source. Other clubs journos have great insight into the clubs and actually break stories. Maybe its a good thing on the clubs part.

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Write an exclusive transfer story for Newcastle United in the style of The Telegraph's Luke Edwards

 

 

Exclusive: Newcastle United Eye Sensational Transfer Swoop for French World Cup Winner

 

In a stunning turn of events, Newcastle United is preparing to make waves in the transfer market with an audacious bid for French World Cup-winning midfielder, Antoine Griezmann. The Magpies' ambitious new owners, backed by their significant financial clout, are determined to propel the club to the pinnacle of English football, and the acquisition of a player of Griezmann's caliber would undoubtedly send shockwaves through the Premier League.

 

Sources close to the deal have revealed that Newcastle's wealthy owners have been in advanced talks with Griezmann's representatives, exploring the possibility of bringing the talented playmaker to St. James' Park. The move would see Newcastle smash their transfer record, further underlining their lofty ambitions since the Saudi-led consortium took over the club...

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3 minutes ago, timeEd32 said:

Write an exclusive transfer story for Newcastle United in the style of The Telegraph's Luke Edwards

 

 

Exclusive: Newcastle United Eye Sensational Transfer Swoop for French World Cup Winner

 

In a stunning turn of events, Newcastle United is preparing to make waves in the transfer market with an audacious bid for French World Cup-winning midfielder, Antoine Griezmann. The Magpies' ambitious new owners, backed by their significant financial clout, are determined to propel the club to the pinnacle of English football, and the acquisition of a player of Griezmann's caliber would undoubtedly send shockwaves through the Premier League.

 

Sources close to the deal have revealed that Newcastle's wealthy owners have been in advanced talks with Griezmann's representatives, exploring the possibility of bringing the talented playmaker to St. James' Park. The move would see Newcastle smash their transfer record, further underlining their lofty ambitions since the Saudi-led consortium took over the club...

Not enough negativity.

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3 minutes ago, timeEd32 said:

Write an exclusive transfer story for Newcastle United in the style of The Telegraph's Luke Edwards

 

 

Exclusive: Newcastle United Eye Sensational Transfer Swoop for French World Cup Winner

 

In a stunning turn of events, Newcastle United is preparing to make waves in the transfer market with an audacious bid for French World Cup-winning midfielder, Antoine Griezmann. The Magpies' ambitious new owners, backed by their significant financial clout, are determined to propel the club to the pinnacle of English football, and the acquisition of a player of Griezmann's caliber would undoubtedly send shockwaves through the Premier League.

 

Sources close to the deal have revealed that Newcastle's wealthy owners have been in advanced talks with Griezmann's representatives, exploring the possibility of bringing the talented playmaker to St. James' Park. The move would see Newcastle smash their transfer record, further underlining their lofty ambitions since the Saudi-led consortium took over the club...


Far too posititve for 'Edwards style.

Nee mention of Budgets, or limits or FFP.

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17 minutes ago, gbandit said:

Griezmann? Would have been an amazing signing a few years ago but there’s no chance it’s happening now 

it's a AI-written article, mate ;) 

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1 hour ago, Pixelphish said:

Not enough negativity.

 
It’d be in the third paragraph.

 

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However if Newcastle are to complete such a deal it’s thought they would have to ‘put down’ a number of existing first team players due to Financial Fair Play concerns. Club sources have indicated that Fabian Schar, Matt Targett, Joelinton and Allan Saint-Maximin are expected to be taken around the back of the training ground and shot by club staff within the next 48 hours.

 

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3 hours ago, timeEd32 said:

Write an exclusive transfer story for Newcastle United in the style of The Telegraph's Luke Edwards

 

 

Exclusive: Newcastle United Eye Sensational Transfer Swoop for French World Cup Winner

 

In a stunning turn of events, Newcastle United is preparing to make waves in the transfer market with an audacious bid for French World Cup-winning midfielder, Antoine Griezmann. The Magpies' ambitious new owners, backed by their significant financial clout, are determined to propel the club to the pinnacle of English football, and the acquisition of a player of Griezmann's caliber would undoubtedly send shockwaves through the Premier League.

 

Sources close to the deal have revealed that Newcastle's wealthy owners have been in advanced talks with Griezmann's representatives, exploring the possibility of bringing the talented playmaker to St. James' Park. The move would see Newcastle smash their transfer record, further underlining their lofty ambitions since the Saudi-led consortium took over the club...

Bearing in mind we are only a couple of days into the transfer fun and games, everytime I read something it comes across as a case of desperation on our behalf anyone think the same with these continuous links tha arise.

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6 hours ago, r0cafella said:

Sadly they can’t. They must capture attention with every none update or else why would we return and continue to pay our subs?

Exactly. Do people not know how a news cycle works? ?

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5 hours ago, timeEd32 said:

Write an exclusive transfer story for Newcastle United in the style of The Telegraph's Luke Edwards

 

 

Exclusive: Newcastle United Eye Sensational Transfer Swoop for French World Cup Winner

 

In a stunning turn of events, Newcastle United is preparing to make waves in the transfer market with an audacious bid for French World Cup-winning midfielder, Antoine Griezmann. The Magpies' ambitious new owners, backed by their significant financial clout, are determined to propel the club to the pinnacle of English football, and the acquisition of a player of Griezmann's caliber would undoubtedly send shockwaves through the Premier League.

 

Sources close to the deal have revealed that Newcastle's wealthy owners have been in advanced talks with Griezmann's representatives, exploring the possibility of bringing the talented playmaker to St. James' Park. The move would see Newcastle smash their transfer record, further underlining their lofty ambitions since the Saudi-led consortium took over the club...

 

TO BE CLEAR THIS WAS GENERATED BY CHAT GPT. WE HAVE NOT BEEN LINKED TO GRIEZMANN.

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If Barella and Maddison were our only two transfer this window would you consider it a success? 

 

We'd obviously look a bit short of quality in defence, but the quality of upgrade is so high I think you'd have to.

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9 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

If Barella and Maddison were our only two transfer this window would you consider it a success? 

 

We'd obviously look a bit short of quality in defence, but the quality of upgrade is so high I think you'd have to.

 

I think it would just be so needlessly stupid to not bring in a LB though, I'd struggle to not be annoyed :lol:

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10 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

If Barella and Maddison were our only two transfer this window would you consider it a success? 

 

We'd obviously look a bit short of quality in defence, but the quality of upgrade is so high I think you'd have to.


I’d be delighted with that.

 

But the depth in central defence would worry me a little. Although Dan Burn could play there if needed. Meh, we’d be fine. 

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58 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

If Barella and Maddison were our only two transfer this window would you consider it a success? 

 

We'd obviously look a bit short of quality in defence, but the quality of upgrade is so high I think you'd have to.

No, I'm just surprised that reports say Howe's two priorities are midfielders when a left-back is mandatory. 

 

At the absolute least, we need a LB, CM and RW.

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25 minutes ago, Ketsbaia said:

No, I'm just surprised that reports say Howe's two priorities are midfielders when a left-back is mandatory. 

 

At the absolute least, we need a LB, CM and RW.

 

They'd cover two of the three positions you list. Though agreed a left back should and will be high up thr list of priorities.

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