Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)

[Barnes23]

Maybe the house being up for rent is a calculated play on the part of Isak/the agent to apply further pressure because the club are refusing to sell

 

*buries head further into sand* 

[midds]

7 minutes ago, Andy84 said:

Someone’s probably been quick to rent it 

Some bloke called Dominic apparently. Limped into Rightmove in Jesmond this morning

[Turnbull2000]

If Isak leaving is 'out of Howe's hands' and we fail to bring in a suitable replacement, he's within his rights to resign. He'll be fuming.

 

 

Edited July 29, 2025 by Turnbull2000

[Alberto2005]

Just now, midds said:

Some bloke called Dominic apparently. Limped into Rightmove in Jesmond this morning

Dominic and Nicolas there right now laying on bunk beds playing eye spy.

[Andy84]

Just now, midds said:

Some bloke called Dominic apparently. Limped into Rightmove in Jesmond this morning

[Vinny Green Balls]

And frankly there is very little reason to be weak in this. Get what he is worth to us, or everyone can go fuck themselves.

[mighty__mag]

In a victim impact statement read in court, Mr Isak said: "None of the property stolen from my home was ever recovered. The attack on my home has left me with a sense of unease and I fear it could reoccur."

 

 

 

Get me out of this shithole,

 

then chooses Liverpool 

[gdm]

Guess he’s as good as gone then 

[Mattoon]

1 minute ago, Alberto2005 said:

Dominic and Nicolas there right now laying on bunk beds playing eye spy.

 

DCL out for the season with crush injuries 

[Mattoon]

7 minutes ago, Smal said:

 

the photos on the link you posted indicate that the house is already completely empty, like!

 

So he got robbed again?? No wonder he's leaving!

[Hanshithispantz]

11 minutes ago, Mattoon said:

 

Fair enough, our only hope then is that someone has jumped the gun and that's why it's been removed again.

How do you jump the gun in putting a house with a tennant in it up for rent?

[Fak]

1 minute ago, Hanshithispantz said:

How do you jump the gun in putting a house with a tennant in it up for rent?

 

They were meant to upload Tonali's house apparently. 

[Vinny Green Balls]

If we do indeed sell him for a reasonable fee to fucking Liverpool then the club can also go fuck themselves at this point. 
 

 

[Mattoon]

1 minute ago, Hanshithispantz said:

How do you jump the gun in putting a house with a tennant in it up for rent?

 

Because he's maybe getting his ducks in row in case he gets his move and they've listed it before anything is sorted

[Mike]

Just now, Vinny Green Balls said:

If we do indeed sell him for a reasonable fee to fucking Liverpool then the club can also go fuck themselves at this point. 
 

 

 

It's just relentlessly stupid.

 

You put his head on the fucking crenelations as a warning to the others, you don't fucking capitulate.

[Dokko]

Hope he likes getting burgled, because he's moving to the right place with an even heightened profile. 

[Wandy]

6 minutes ago, Mattoon said:

This is a real watershed moment in our history. This coupled with Howe's comments about it not being completely in his hands adds fuel to the fire, if we allow Liverpool to bend us over on this deal then we've shown ourselves to be weak, it is a vivid expression to other players and clubs that we aren't serious, this will cause irreparable damage to our "project".

 

I'm withholding judgement until all becomes clear but the signs aren't great.

 

All the signs are that the two clubs have an agreement in place. Scandalous if we have agreed to let him go under any circumstances, but especially without a replacement there before we sell.

 

The sadistic side of me hopes we let him go before securing a replacement,  then we get gazumped again on said replacement, and thus watch the whole thing burn down to the ground.

[Kid Icarus]

Reminder, as if anyone should need reminding, that we'd be doing this after the same club signed our #1 replacement.

 

I'm going to lose my fucking marbles over this.

 

 

Edited July 29, 2025 by Kid Icarus

[Dokko]

Wonder whether this transfer fatigue was on purpose. We've done such a shit job of this window it's feels beyond incompetent and almost on purpose. We're all so fucking done it we're now just wanting our best player sold so we can move on. 

 

Feels intentional. 

[Chris_R]

15 minutes ago, Elma said:

 

I did a rough calculation on here a few days back at the £150m mark. Would get you quite a bit.

 

 

Would basically cover six players (as above, including the already purchased Elanga) and their wages for three years. That assumes we started this window with a kitty of circa £105m.

 

 

 

 

Have you just spent 254m there? We're not getting that much for Isak. You can't play the 'amortisation' game unless you want to say who we sell to cover the next few years of that spending spree, which you haven't.

 

Also you've not named these mythical players we can allegedly get for those prices, there's little point saying "RCB £60m" or whatever if we've no idea who that is because I don't know if that's realistic, if they're good or shit, or anything.

 

£150m for Isak probably gets us Sesko for what, £75m plus agents fees plus signing fees so probably about £90m all in. You've got £60m left, spend that. 

[Wandy]

2 minutes ago, Dokko said:

Hope he likes getting burgled, because he's moving to the right place with an even heightened profile. 

 

He will be in Cheshire, posh as fuck and miles away from Liverpool.

[simonsays]

So Liverpool said we will let you have Ekitike if you give us Isak.  We said no, they signed Ekitike and now we have said yes?  How does that work? 

[Robster]

1 minute ago, Kid Icarus said:

Reminder, as if anyone should need reminding, that we'd be doing this after the same club signed our #1 replacement.

 

I'm going to lose my fucking marbles over this.

 

 

 

"Going to" ?

[Hovagod]

1 minute ago, Wandy said:

 

All the signs are that the two clubs have an agreement in place. Scandalous if we have agreed to let him go under any circumstances, but especially without a replacement there before we sell.

 

The sadistic side of me hopes we let him go before securing a replacement,  then we get gazumped again on said replacement, and thus watch the whole thing burn down to the ground.

Fuck off with this man.

[Dokko]

Just now, Wandy said:

 

He will be in Cheshire, posh as fuck and miles away from Liverpool.

 

Have you seen how many Liverpool players living in Cheshire have been robbed over the years?

 

Almost every away CL games for 5 years at one point.