Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[ExiledGeordie]

1 hour ago, geordiekris said:

The noise is only going to get worse once preseason starts. Everytime Howe is in front of the press he'll be asked. 

He’ll just straight bar them away in terms of “we’re not selling” so I don’t see an issue. Even if Howe and the club are fairly sure we might only have one season left with him he’ll be vital for the CL, re-qualifying for the CL and all round profile. I fully expect one of the continents big guns to come in for him next summer but there’s no way I see him leaving this summer. The potential transfer fee kills off most teams anyway.

[The Fountain]

1 hour ago, geordiekris said:

The noise is only going to get worse once preseason starts. Everytime Howe is in front of the press he'll be asked. 

That's fine because every time he's asked means Isak hasn't been sold.

[Coffee_Johnny]

2 hours ago, Elma said:

 

Where does Ice Cold Alex come from? Is it the 50s film Ice Cold in Alex?

 

Ezio has a song called Alex with "Ice cold like Alex" in the chorus that I've always thought about when I hear people refer to Isak as ice cold:

 

https://share.google/vghPJmJL9xD2Mk923

 

Think there was also a race horse too?

A childhood Sunday afternoon classic for those of a certain age… 

The NUFC media team should do a mock-up with Alex as John Mills/Capt. Anson. 

 

 

Edited July 1, 2025 by Coffee_Johnny

[KennyUtd]

From left to right, Dan Burn, Sandro, Gordon then Isak. 😆😁😄

[huss9]

7 hours ago, et tu brute said:

Mind it was Staveley who was a long way responsible for last seasons fiasco with PSR. Let's be fair here

Her gamble paid off.

[Ben]

Spoiler

Is everyone thinking what I'm thinking or am I just being a heartless ghoul

 

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

I sincerely hope I'm not thinking what you're thinking. 

[500bhp]

21 minutes ago, Ben said:

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Is everyone thinking what I'm thinking or am I just being a heartless ghoul

 

Yes. Thinking the same. 

[Joe1984]

41 minutes ago, Ben said:

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Is everyone thinking what I'm thinking or am I just being a heartless ghoul

 

The press sure are...

[gdm]

I reckon they’ll sign Ekitike

[HawK]

6 minutes ago, gdm said:

I reckon they’ll sign Ekitike

 

Can never not say his name to the tune of Duck Sauce whenever read it. I hope I've cursed whoever reads this too, share my pain.

[Tiresias]

Our new number 9?

[Jordan]

5 minutes ago, Tiresias said:

Our new number 9?

Surely. 

[geordie_b]

Nah he suits 14 better

[The Butcher]

New deal and 9 plz.

[Miercoles]

I'd rather see him make the number 14 legendary here. No reason to chase Shearer comparisons when we already know Isak's quality.

[enthusiast]

1 minute ago, Miercoles said:

No reason to chase Shearer comparisons

But the 9 didn't begin or end with Shearer tho. Isak should wear 9 because he's the first choice centre forward, and that's that.

[Sibierski]

Number 9 is the shirt though. Big new contract with a massive promo with Shearer. 

[Mike]

7 minutes ago, Sibierski said:

Number 9 is the shirt though. Big new contract with a massive promo with Shearer. 

 

Saving a wank for this.

[Joe1984]

1 hour ago, Tiresias said:

Our new number 9?

Only if he wants it.

 

 

[Elma]

I think he'll take 9. He's 9 for Sweden and has taken 9 before in his career when available. He'll know the significance, obviously.

[LFEE]

Just now, Joe1984 said:

Only if he wants it.

 

 

From previous interviews he seems happy with 14. Possibly even prefers it. No one knows for sure. Was hoping whoever was on our Pedro list would get it.                    

[Mike]

Isak in the 9 shirt man. 

[jack j]

He is more Henry than Shearer. Should stay with 14 (if he stays that is)

[On the Grid]

Fancy DCL to get the nine...if only to see the flooding of piss on here